Dear Professor McGonagall,

You see, we didn't mean to blow up that Hogwarts toilet seat. It just sort of happened. Nevertheless, we have agreed to take full responsibility for the incident, just 'cause we're that awesome. However, before you decide to punish us, we'd like to tell you that maybe we weren't aware of our actions when that toilet seat flew twenty feet into the air…perhaps…it was the work of the evil Llamas.

There are the normal Llamas, the ones who spit, play their part in Llama Songs, and act as logos for FLL teams. Then, there are the evil, sinister ones…The ones who go around, controlling the defenceless minds of young ones…The ones who steal candy from babies…The ones who deprive planners from unorganized students (Once again, we are unfortunate victims. We didn't use those planners to make a bonfire to roast Mrs. Norris in! We swear!)…And last but not least, the ones who flush hall passes down the toilet.

These Llamas were not always evil, but over time, they succumbed to the threats and bribes of Llama-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, also known as (and here we whisper) Lord Llamamort. It's said that he had once conquered all the regions of Llamaland, but recently he had fallen when his Llamacurse rebounded upon him when he tried to maul the young Llama Llarry Llotter, the Llama Who Lived. Whoever was left from his group of faithful minions, the Death Llamas, set upon wreaking havoc over those in allegiance with Llarry Llotter, so that one day, Llama-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named would be able to rise again. We were just one tiny thread in their spider web of evil.

So, you see, Professor, it really wasn't our fault entirely. It was the Llamas.

Your students,

Fred and George Weasley

P.S. You should really start trying to control your anger, you know…the Llamas can smell your irritation.

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AN: Needless to say, the twins got detention every night for two weeks. :D