Ah ha ha.
I am taken down by the insufferable prick of a plumber, his goody-two shoes girlfriend, and an oversized turtle. The arm flailer. (I'm quite proud if that nickname) The plumber's brother emerges from the rubble of the broken robot, dazed but unhurt. Lucky him.
Blood is slowly trickling down the right side of my face, hidden underneath an ever-smiling mask. My head begins to pound like a bass drum and my vision grows as fuzzy as a soft blanket. I want to escape the dark confines of the Super Dimentio Robot, but I can fell myself trapped like a fly on sticky paper.
I can feel the whole world growing ever darker. Is it the void? A hopeful voice in the back of my head sounds this ridiculous theory, and although I know it's not going to happen, the rest of me would love it to be true.
But alas, I can feel what little life and soul I had in me drain away, and memories come flooding back to me. Is my life flashing before my eyes? Is it but a flashback to my greatest moments before I take my final bow and let my plan go with me?
The answer, undoubtably, is YES.
-Ah ha ha.-
A younger, unmasked Dimentio raises his arms to the roaring crowd as they cheer for him. People from all worlds have come to this very spot to see the magician perform tricks that have even befuddled wizards.
An announcer sounds from the distance, "Please welcome the Master of Dimensions, pleaser of crowds, DIMENTIO!"
Dimentio raises his arms again as creatures of all kinds cheer, loud as ever. "Ladies and gentlemen! I have wonders to show you tonight! Now, for my first trick-"
He snapped his fingers. Suddenly, a white rabbit popped out of the jester's motley-style hat he alway wore. The rabbit jumped up and cuddled in his arms. The crowd roared; Rabbits were rare in this part of the worlds. Dimentio gave a rare smile and set the rabbit down.
He snapped his fingers again. "Now! I need a volunteer from the audience!"
Many raised their hand, waving them quickly, shouting, or pointing to their friends. He selected a pretty girl wearing a green dress in the front row. "Come here, my dear. Oh, that rhymed~!"
Holding out his hand, he gently took the girl's and led her up to the stage. The girl, a human he assumed, was dressed in various greens and teals, and had a golden necklace around her skinny neck. What was that symbol? A treble clef? He was never good with music terms.
She had shiny auburn hair and little dots of freckles around her slim nose. Her eyes were a bright turquoise.
Dimentio could feel himself blushing.
When he jester and the girl arrived on the stage, he let go if the girl's hand and waved his forefinger around in a little circle, and suddenly a saw and a long box on a table appeared. The girl no longer looked excited, just anxious.
"I will now saw this girl in half!" Every single member if the audience gasped in shock. Dimentio smiled. This was one of his best tricks.
Reluctantly, The girl shakily lay down in the box, a grimace on her pretty face. Dimentio closed the box with a snap. He picked up the saw with a steady hand.
Now, if he did this correctly, she would be perfectly fine after this trick, just in two parts. But alive. Moving.
Then he would use his magic to put her back together. After tonight, he may raise enough money to pay off his enormous debt.
He sawed this box in half with ease. The crowd gasped. Dimentio smiled; his magic act must be doing really well.
He lifted the now blood-red saw.
Wait, what?
Blood...?
Two drops of blood dropped onto the floor of the stage.
Oh, no...
The crowd was completely silent, every member had an aghast look on their face.
Three...
Two...
One..
Screams filled the hall and the doors to the stage busted open. Two policemen grabbed Dimetio by the arms and led him away from the stage.
The magician had a frozen look on his once happy face.
Oh, my God... I just killed a girl...
My first Mario fic! Super Paper mario is one of my favorite Mario games because if the story, the music, the humor, and, of course, the villains.
I've always wanted to write a Dimentio backstory, and this is how I think his past went and how he went insane.
This will be a two (maybe three) shot, so expect to see more!
StarRod
