Here's a new Nicktoons Unite Parody of the movie Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves. This was written with Dannyfangirl.

Mom, I Shrunk the Nicktoons

In Retroville, Jimmy came out of his lab, and he yawned, feeling a bit exhausted. He started walking toward his house until he bumped into Danny, who was carrying a large box.

"Oh, hey Danny!" Jimmy greeted and noticed the box, "Uh...whatcha doing?"

Danny quickly hid the box behind his back. "Uh...nothing much."

"Nothing?" Jimmy asked, "Looks like something."

"It's nothing really." Danny replied with a nervous smile.

"Uh huh," Jimmy said not believing it.

"Right," Danny said as he turned around. "Well, better get going."

"Okay, see ya," Jimmy waved.

Danny quickly runs away with Jimmy raising a brow. From beside Jimmy's house, Danny turned to see Jimmy walking away. He sighs in relief and looks at the box which has party supplies inside.

"Hey Danny!" Timmy called, that startled Danny a bit.

"Oh, Timmy! Thank goodness it's you," Danny smiled, "It was almost too close when Jimmy saw me."

"He wasn't suspicious of anything was he?" Timmy asked. "You know how easily he can figure stuff out."

"He still is," Danny said, "Luckily I dashed off before he found out."

Timmy sighed and wiped the sweat off his face. "Phew! That was close."

"If only we can get someone to keep Jimmy busy while we get ready for the You-Know-What." Danny said.

"Hmm..." Timmy thinks and smiles, "I think I know just the three."


Later on, Jimmy was about to walk into his house until, voices called out, "Jimmy, wait!"

"Huh?" he turns to see SpongeBob, Carl, and Sheen. "Oh, hey SpongeBob, Carl, Sheen."

"Jimmy! Whatever you do, DON'T go into your house yet!" Sheen yelled.

"What do you mean?" Jimmy asked. "It's MY house."

"Uh...it's being fumigated!" SpongeBob quickly said.

"Fumigated?" Jimmy questioned.

"That's right." Sheen said as he pulled Jimmy away from his house. "So you have to stay out of the house for a while."

"Okay," Jimmy said.

"I mean it's not like there's anything important for you that's going on inside."

"Sheen, zip it!" SpongeBob yelled.

"Oops." Sheen said as he covered his mouth.

"Anyway, by the way guys," Jimmy said. "I don't know if you realized this, but you wouldn't happen to know what today is, would you?"

"It's nothing important about you!" Sheen screamed.

"Sheen!" SpongeBob and Carl shouted.

Jimmy seemed a bit confused. "Well, I was just asking if you knew about something, considering what day it is."

SpongeBob chuckles nervously, "Who cares? Remembering's for squares."

"But isn't today March 14th?" Carl asked.

"Carl!" SpongeBob whispered.

"Oh..." Jimmy said and sighed depressively, "I guess you forgot about my-"

"Hey! Wanna hear a story?" SpongeBob quickly asked.

"A story?" Jimmy questioned.

"Yeah! Let's hear one!" SpongeBob again quickly answers before Jimmy could say anything.

SpongeBob runs off and Carl and Sheen drag Jimmy away.


Later on, they were at the park, and sitting on a bench. "So you wanna hear a story, Jimmy, where you can be distracted from going to your house that's 10 blocks away?" Sheen asked.

Jimmy had a confused look as he answered, "Uh...sure, I guess."

"Great!" SpongeBob said happily. "This story is called..."

"'Mom, I Shrunk the Nicktoons'!" Sheen cuts off.

"'Mom, I Shrunk the Nicktoons'?" Jimmy questioned.

"It's a story we made up!" SpongeBob said, "Although, it ISN'T a story I wanted to tell about!"

Sheen whistles innocently.

Then Jimmy said, "Well, let's hear it."

"Okay," SpongeBob began, "It-"

"It's started at the place where the ghost boy lives in," Sheen answered.

"It's at that UFO thingy that turns into a blimp thing and an airplane," Carl adds.

"Right," Sheen continued. "And there was a genius there that was doing something inside."


According to their story, it was in Fenton Works. "There we go," Jimmy in the story said, "Easy...easy..."

SpongeBob started to narrate, 'That genius happened to be working on something for a friend. He was the only one who could do it since he was a genius.'

"Thanks Jimmy for doing this," Jack said to him, "I couldn't work on that thing."

"It's no problem, Jack," Jimmy said fixing the device.

Jack and Maddie look at each other. "Since when did he call me that?" Jack asked Maddie.

Maddie just turned to Jimmy. "Well, feel free to keep working on it, but make sure nothing goes wrong."

"Don't worry, Maddie." Jimmy said confidently. "With me fixing your Fenton Crammer, nothing can possibly go wrong."

Then as soon as Jack and Maddie leave, Danny suddenly phases up into the Op-Center.

"Danny?" Jimmy asked as he stopped working for a minute.

"Hey Jim," Danny greeted.

"I'm almost got this thing completely repaired." Jimmy mentioned.

"Oh yeah, the Fenton Crammer," Danny remembered, "It causes ghosts to shrink down and shorten out their powers."

"If it's called the Fenton Crammer then why don't your parents call it the Specter Shrinker or something?" Jimmy asked.

Danny answered, "Because apparently, that's what ghosts would expect."

"I see," Jimmy said.

Then two familiar faces showed up. "Hi Jimmy!" Timmy greeted.

"Hey Danny!" SpongeBob waved.

Danny waved. "Hey guys!"

"What's going on?" Jimmy asked.

"Well, we were-" Timmy stopped when he spotted the Fenton Crammer. "Ooh, is that the Fenton Crammer thing?"

Jimmy answered, "Yeah."

"Let's check it out." Timmy said as he walked up to it.

Jimmy kept it away from him. "Are you kidding? It's completely dangerous."

"Come on, Jim," Timmy said taking it, "I just wanna see it."

Jimmy grabbed onto it and tried to take it back from Timmy. "No! Who knows what effects it could have if you mess with it."

"What do you mean? All it does is shrink stuff."

"Yes, but it can short out my powers," Danny warned, "And it is still dangerous."

"They might be right, Timmy." SpongeBob said. "Someone might try and use it for evil."

"Like who?" Timmy asked in disbelief.

"Like me!" A voice yelled.

They all turn around and gasp.

Sheen started to narrate, 'Then they soon come face to face with an evil villain.'

It was Professor Calamitous with in his robot suit.

"Professor Calamitous?!" Jimmy asked.

"That's right, Neutron." Calamitous said. "Now that I have put together this robotic suit, none of you can possibly stop me!"

"We'll see," Jimmy said taking his Tornado Blaster, "Nicktoons...unite!"

They all charged forward with their weapons until SpongeBob's voice said, 'A robotic suit?!'


In the real world, SpongeBob interrupted the story.

"Why does the bad guy have to have a robotic suit?" SpongeBob asked. "I was hoping he could have an evil scary dragon."

"Because a robotic suit is cooler!" Sheen said.

"Yeah!" Carl said, "'So the Nicktoons attacked with non-magical creatures...'"


Back in the story, the Nicktoons fired their weapons at Calamitous.

SpongeBob's voice said, 'Although I think Jimmy would rather prefer a dragon though.'

Then Jimmy's voice said, 'SpongeBob, a robot suit is fine with me.'

"Yeah right!" SpongeBob shouted in the story until he got punched away by Calamitous.

"SpongeBob!" Jimmy cried. He turns angrily to Calamitous and aimed his Tornado Blaster at him. "Alright, Calamitous, you have three seconds to get out before we blast you away again!"

"You're bluffing, Neutron." Calamitous just said. "I specifically said that this robotic suit can not be defeated by any of you."

"Oh yeah?" Timmy asked taking the Fenton Crammer.

Danny saw what he was doing and quickly shouted, "Timmy, wait!"

"You don't know how to use that!" Jimmy shouted also.

It was too late. Timmy shot a beam at Calamitous with the Fenton Crammer.

Calamitous gasped as the beam hits him and it reflects more beams.

"The beams are reflecting off his suit and heading toward-" Jimmy said until he got hit by one of the beams.

"Jimmy!" Danny yelled as a beam hits him. Then two beams hit SpongeBob and Timmy.

Jimmy opened his eyes and saw everything around him was now bigger.

"Jimmy!" SpongeBob shouted as he ran up to him. "Everything grew bigger!"

"No, SpongeBob," Jimmy said, "I think we grew smaller."

"Oh man," Danny said. "We must've been hit with the Fenton Crammer."

"Oh! Great job Turner!" Jimmy yelled at Timmy.

"What did I do?" Timmy asked.

Then Calamitous came up to them. "Big or small, I'll still destroy you all!"

When Calamitous was about to fire at them, he suddenly disappeared.

Danny looked confused. "What was that all about?"

Jimmy's eyes widened. "Oh no, I completely forgot about the Matter Transporter I installed in the Fenton Crammer."

"A Matter Transporter?" Timmy asked.

Jimmy explained. "Well, the Fenton Crammer not only shrinks ghosts, but I installed it to teleport them away as well."

"Teleport?" Danny asked, "You mean-"

But before they can say anything, they glowed. The Nicktoons scream as they teleported as well.


Danny reappeared in the kitchen and he landed on the hard kitchen table. He looked around and saw he was by himself.

"Guys?" Danny asked, but no one was there. "Aw man!" he groaned.

In another room, Jimmy reappeared in there. "Huh?" he wondered and realized he was in the Fenton Lab.

SpongeBob reappeared in Danny's room, on his desk. "Oh no," He said nervously. "Now I'm small and alone."

Timmy then reappeared outside in the yard.

"Uh oh," Timmy said, "I'm already small and puny. Now I'm SMALLER AND PUNIER! How can this be worse?!"

Then he sees a shadow over him and turns around to see a giant ant. Timmy screamed in fear as he runs away.


In the lab, Jimmy was pacing back and forth wondering what to do.

"Oh man, what have I done?" Jimmy asked in panic. "If I hadn't have left the Fenton Crammer alone while I was working on it, this wouldn't have happened."

Then suddenly, a blast was nearly fired at his feet. He turned around and spotted Calamitous, still in his robotic suit.

"Well, well, well," Calamitous laughed, "If it isn't the now small fried Jimmy Neutron."

Jimmy glared as he said, "Don't forget, Calamitous. You're just as small as I am now."

"Well, once I'm through with you, you won't be much larger than a speck of dust." Calamitous took out a large blaster.

Jimmy gasped and ran away screaming as Calamitous shoot blasters at him. Jimmy hid behind a large beaker and took out his recaller to call the others, but something was wrong. "Oh man," He groaned. "The Crammer must've shorted out the signal in my recaller."

Then a piece of the large beaker broke by Calamitous shot. Jimmy gasped and continued to run away.


Meanwhile, SpongeBob looked up out the window, and looked up as he spotted the Op-Center above.

"Hey! The Op-Center!' SpongeBob smiled,

He thinks doing a thinking pose. "Hmm...Maybe I can go there and get the Fenton Crammer to unshrink me and my friends."

He takes out his recaller and talks into it. "Jimmy...Timmy...Danny?" But he doesn't hear anything through it.

He shakes it until he says, "Must be broken," He put it back in his pocket. "Now how can I get up there?"

Sheen's voice then said, 'Then while SpongeBob was thinking, a super cool superhero came to fly him up to the Op-center...

SpongeBob stopped thinking when he saw a shadow over him, and he looks up to see who it was.

'It was UltraLord!'

'Wait a minute!' SpongeBob's voice shouted.


In the real world, the story stopped again.

"UltraLord isn't even in there!" SpongeBob snapped.

"Well, he should be!" Sheen snapped back.

"If any superhero was going to be in the story, it should be Mermaid Man. He's timeless." SpongeBob said.

"No way!" Sheen shouted. "UltraLord is way better!"

"LlamaBoy!" Carl shouted.

"Mermaid Man!" SpongeBob shouted.

"UltraLord!" Sheen shouted.

"Guys!" Jimmy shouted. "Cut it out!"

Sheen, Carl, and SpongeBob all stopped arguing.

Jimmy got off the bench and said, "Look guys, I think I should be getting back home."

They gasped, and SpongeBob said, "Wait, you can't leave yet!"

"But..."

"That's right," Sheen said as he pulled Jimmy back on the bench. "We need to continue with the rest of the story."

Jimmy sighed. "Alright, but tell it the way it's supposed to be told."

"Okay," SpongeBob said and then whispered to Sheen, "Mermaid Man is better."

"Hmph," Sheen pouted.

"Anyway," SpongeBob continued as it was back to the story.


In the story, SpongeBob was still wondering how to get up to the Op-Center.

SpongeBob narrated, 'The sponge we all know and love puzzled at how to get all the way to the Op-Center without falling all the way down to the bottom.'

Then Carl said, 'But then he spotted something that might help.'

SpongeBob eyes widened as he spotted a giant roll of tape across from him.

"Wow, that was helping and a coincidence," he said.


Meanwhile, Jimmy was still running away while dodging Calamitous's attacks. He then fell off the desk and grabbed onto a cord as he slid down to the floor.

He paced himself. "I gotta find Danny, Timmy, and SpongeBob," he said, "And find that Fenton Crammer to unshrink ourselves."

He soon reached the stairs. "Oh, how am I gonna get all the way up there?"

But then Calamitous comes up behind him.

Jimmy gasped when he saw him, and Calamitous aims his blaster at him. "This is the end for you, Jimmy Neutron!"

Jimmy was scared until they hear footsteps coming downstairs. They turn and see Jack walking towards them. He stopped and his foot nearly stepped on Jimmy and Calamitous.

"Where's Jimmy?" Jack wondered, "I need him to fix that Fenton Ghost Weasel and those other gadgets."

Jimmy tried shouting to Jack, "Jack, I'm down here! Jack!" But his voice could not reach him.

"Hmm...Maybe one of his inventions could help," Jack thought turning to see Jimmy's green backpack that Jimmy had left before he was fixing the Fenton Crammer.

Jimmy looked worried, until Calamitous aimed the blaster at him again.

"Gah!" Luckily, Jimmy jumped out of the way and dodged the blast.

Jimmy backed against the wall. "Come on Jimmy," He said to himself. "Think of a way to get up those stairs."

He looked down at his feet and smirked as he came up with an idea. When Calamitous was about to fire at Jimmy again, Jimmy activated his hover-shoes and flew up out of the way.

"If there wasn't any blasting, I would have thought of it earlier," Jimmy told himself.

"Get back here, Neutron!" Calamitous shouted after him.

"Forget it, Calamitous!" Jimmy shouted back with a smile. "I've got the advantage now!"

While Jack was looking for Jimmy's backpack, he accidentally activated Jimmy's jetpack.

"Oh no," Jack said as the jetpack started to fly out of control.

While Jimmy was flying up the stairs, the jetpack started to fly toward him.

Jimmy gasped as he tried to fly away from the jetpack, but it was catching up to him. Then when Jimmy reached the living room, the jetpack was about to hit him until a green glow formed around him and he flew down out of the jetpack's way.

"Huh?" He turns and smiles, "Danny!"

Danny smiled as he had his Ghost Manipulation on Jimmy. "Jimmy, I'm glad I found you."

"I'm glad you were able to save me before I got smashed." Jimmy said until the green glow disappeared and he fell on the ground.

Jimmy dropped to the ground. "Huh?" he wondered. He noticed Danny pacing himself and sighing. "What's wrong?" He asked, "Besides the fact that we're still small."

"It's my ghost powers." Danny answered. "They're starting to short out because of the Crammer."

"It also shorted out the signal in our recallers, so we have no way of contacting Timmy or SpongeBob, and finding out where they are." Jimmy mentioned.

"Oh man, this is just great," Danny groaned.

Jimmy had a sad look until his eyes widen with an idea. "Your stereo!"

"My stereo?" Danny asked.

"Yeah," Jimmy said. "If we can get inside the stereo in the living room, we might be able to use the wiring to strengthen the signal in the recaller and we would be able to contact Timmy and SpongeBob."

"Great idea, Jimmy!" Danny smiled.

"Think you have enough power to fly us there?" Jimmy asked.

"Hmm..." Danny thought. "I think I have enough to fly us over there to save us the walking, but after that we may have to climb the rest of the way."

"Okay," Jimmy said. "Then let's get started."

Danny carried Jimmy and they flew away.

Will the Nicktoons be able to unshrink themselves and avoid Calamitous? You'll soon find out in the next chapter, but until then, be sure to review.