I'm taking out all the retarded stuff I used to write up here. You're welcome.
Disclaimer- I do not own Dragonball Z, I pwn it.
-Story not Worthy of a Title-
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Vegeta sat forlornly in front of a computer screen, dejectedly pressing keys at random, not really paying attention to what he typed. Yes I know what you're thinking, Vegeta? Forlorn? Dejected? In front of a computer? When he could be training? When he could be yelling at people? When he could be plotting to kill Kakarot? What the heck?
Well, what always happens in a Vegeta story in order to create some sort of plot has once again, happened. The Gravity Machine has broken down. Dun dun dahhh! Oh no! What will we do? I know! Let's yell at Bulma….
"Woman!"
"Fuck off Vegeta I'm busy!"
"Go fix the Goddamn Gravity Machine that I just blew up!"
"No!"
"Do it!"
"Piss off!"
"I command you, as prince of the saiyans, to fix the GR!"
"Well I'm not a saiyan, therefore you have no authority over me vegetable head!"
"…just fix it for fuck's sake!"
"Noooo."
"YES."
"Fine."
"Really?"
"No! "
"Bitch!"
"Prick!"
Eventually, Vegeta figured out that the argument was pointless, and seeing as he couldn't bodily harm bulma since she's a girl (and since he wants to do naughty things to her later), he decided to do something else until Bulma fixed the machine anyway. Cause she always does it eventually…
Sooo our poor saiyan prince finds himself bored and with nothing to watch on television because he broke that too. The only thing he hasn't broken yet is the computer, which is why we find him at the beginning of the story, on the computer. He's forlorn cause I say he's forlorn, and he's dejected because being dejected is a product of being forlorn! Happy now?
Right, so anyway…. Computer .
So there our mighty Prince sat, FORLORN and DEJECTED, when the search results from google that he hadn't been paying much attention to pulled up a name that sounded…interesting.
"ChiChi Slaughter House… hm…"
-click-click-
*** I mean no harm nor offense to the ChichiSlaughterHouse, not now nor in possible future chapters
5 years ago a little girl wrote a fanfiction story for her favorite anime, Dragonball Z. She didn't get any reviews. Even after a couple of months, she still didn't get any reviews. This made her very sad, until one day, she got an email telling her that she finally had a review for her story. Happily she opened it, only to find that it was a flame telling her to never write anything ever again, and that to make sure she should kill herself. So she did. Now she has joined the terrible legion of the undead and seeks revenge on all of those who do not leave nice reviews for Dragonball Z fics. Review this fic in 10 min. or your mother will be eaten by fish. :)
