American (oh no!) astronauts have unwittingly released the evil space separatist bomber Franca and her equally evil space separatist bomber husband Franco!

"Ah! After 10,000 years, we're free!"

They and their gaggle of goons turned towards the blue-white ball in the sky.

"It's time to conquer Earth!"


Inside the Command Center, the interdimensional being trapped in a time warp known as Lorenzordon commanded his mechanical assistant, "Bianchi! Franca and Franco has escaped! Recruit a team of Italian girls with attitude!"


Thus begins…


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MIGHTY MORPHING GUNSLINGER GIRLS


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(Subtitles appear over the faces of actresses and actors as the tune of "Go, go, Gunslinger Girls! Go, go, Gunslinger Girls! New Mighty Morphing Gunslinger Girls!" plays.)


Starring:


Triela
as Mortal Sin Red Ranger!


Henrietta
as Yellow Brick Road Ranger!

Freda Claes Johansson as Black Arachnia Ranger!


Angelina
as Bubblegum Pink Ranger!


Rico
as Deep Blue Ranger!


Lorenzo
as Lorenzordon!


Bianchi
as Bianchi Cinque!


Franca
as An Evil Space Version Of Herself!


Franco
as An Evil Space Version Of Himself!


The Padania Republic Faction
as Token Redshirts!


Pinocchio
as Franco and Franca's Lone Competent Underling– therefore making him the archenemy of Triela/Red Ranger, the result of which are epic battles and possibly a torrid love affair, because the Author loves love-hate relationships a la Mr. & Mrs. Smith!


Also starring!


Elsa de Sica
as Masked Rider Elsa! Now, why isn't she the sixth Ranger, you ask? Because the Author luvs her!


Pia
as the Power Ranger Hunter! The sixth Ranger! And unlike in the game, she will become a good guy and survive! Though shestill gets a building dropped on her head!


Victor Hartman
as Triela's Hapless Manager! (Just wait until the first chapter comes out! Triela's job is an eye-popper!)


Frederick Koch
(OC owned by Panzer IV) as An Admirer Of Triela! Also plays the role of Bulk, albeit a highly-capable Bulk!


Marc
(OC owned by Colonel Marksman) as Yet Another Admirer Of Triela! Also plays the role of Skulk, albeit an even more incapable Skulk!


Emilio
as Rico's Love Interest!


(Yes, you just know he's going to get kidnapped and held hostage! Or, paralleling the canon series, killed! But you know how these Tokusatsu series work! He'll get turned into a support character! Probably a Space Sheriff like Shaider!! Hmmm! Space Sheriff Meir! Sounds nice!)


[Meir OC owned by Nachtsider!


And the Section Two Handlers as…


ZORDS!!!


Yes, the Author knows it makes absolutely no sense to have the Handlers as Zords! Not mention how the Hell they are going to combine! And form! DEVASTATOR!!!


Oh, wait. Wrong weekend morning kiddy series…


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Written by Sheo Darren, with the assistance ofTommygunner70


Special Effects and All The Menial Stuff by Kyon


(With far better production values than Il Teatrino's first few episodes! We promise you a good-looking P90 to mow down Space Padania with!)


Ultra Directed by Suzumiya Haruhi


Rated "I" For "Immature"


Animated Violins


Animated Bush And Gore


Content Rated By SERB


Yes, the Author stole the above joke from Culture Crash Comics.


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A stupefied Ehud Barrohk stared at the Gunslinger Girls Preview. He glanced at the equally dismayed Luke.

"I thought you killed him already?"

Nearby, Jeremy Colt fumbles for his aspirin bottle. "Chloe, I have a headache…"