American (oh no!) astronauts have unwittingly released the evil space separatist bomber Franca and her equally evil space separatist bomber husband Franco!
"Ah! After 10,000 years, we're free!"
They and their gaggle of goons turned towards the blue-white ball in the sky.
"It's time to conquer Earth!"
Inside
the Command Center, the interdimensional being trapped in a time warp
known as Lorenzordon commanded his mechanical assistant, "Bianchi!
Franca and Franco has escaped! Recruit a team of Italian girls with
attitude!"
Thus
begins…
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MIGHTY
MORPHING GUNSLINGER GIRLS
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(Subtitles
appear over the faces of actresses and actors as the tune of "Go,
go, Gunslinger Girls! Go, go, Gunslinger Girls! New Mighty Morphing
Gunslinger Girls!" plays.)
Starring:
Triela
as Mortal Sin Red Ranger!
Henrietta
as Yellow Brick Road Ranger!
Freda Claes Johansson as Black Arachnia Ranger!
Angelina
as Bubblegum Pink Ranger!
Rico
as Deep Blue Ranger!
Lorenzo
as Lorenzordon!
Bianchi
as Bianchi Cinque!
Franca
as An Evil Space Version Of Herself!
Franco
as An Evil Space Version Of Himself!
The
Padania Republic Faction as Token Redshirts!
Pinocchio
as Franco and Franca's Lone Competent Underling– therefore making
him the archenemy of Triela/Red Ranger, the result of which are epic
battles and possibly a torrid love affair, because the Author loves
love-hate relationships a la Mr. & Mrs. Smith!
Also
starring!
Elsa
de Sica as Masked Rider Elsa! Now, why isn't she the
sixth Ranger, you ask? Because the Author luvs her!
Pia
as the Power Ranger Hunter! The sixth Ranger! And unlike in
the game, she will become a good guy and survive! Though shestill gets a building dropped on her head!
Victor
Hartman as Triela's Hapless Manager! (Just wait until
the first chapter comes out! Triela's job is an eye-popper!)
Frederick
Koch (OC owned by Panzer IV) as An Admirer Of Triela! Also plays
the role of Bulk, albeit a highly-capable Bulk!
Marc(OC owned by Colonel Marksman) as Yet Another Admirer Of
Triela! Also plays the role of Skulk, albeit an even more
incapable Skulk!
Emilio
as Rico's Love Interest!
(Yes,
you just know he's going to get kidnapped and held hostage!
Or, paralleling the canon series, killed! But you know how these
Tokusatsu series work! He'll get turned into a support character!
Probably a Space Sheriff like Shaider!! Hmmm! Space Sheriff Meir!
Sounds nice!)
[Meir
OC owned by Nachtsider!
And
the Section Two Handlers as…
ZORDS!!!
Yes,
the Author knows it makes absolutely no sense to
have the Handlers as Zords! Not mention how the Hell they are
going to combine! And form! DEVASTATOR!!!
Oh,
wait. Wrong weekend morning kiddy series…
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Written
by Sheo Darren, with the assistance ofTommygunner70
Special
Effects and All The Menial Stuff by Kyon
(With
far better production values than Il Teatrino's first few
episodes! We promise you a good-looking P90 to mow down Space Padania
with!)
Ultra
Directed by Suzumiya Haruhi
Rated
"I" For "Immature"
Animated
Violins
Animated
Bush And Gore
Content
Rated By SERB
Yes,
the Author stole the above joke from Culture Crash Comics.
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A stupefied
Ehud Barrohk stared at the Gunslinger Girls Preview. He glanced at
the equally dismayed Luke.
"I thought you killed him already?"
Nearby, Jeremy Colt fumbles for his aspirin bottle. "Chloe, I have a headache…"
