A/N: I've had this idea in my head for a few days. We all love Lindsay, right? At least, most of the fans I know...with one exception, everyone seems to love Lindsay. So I wrote an ode to her, something all of Lindsay's fans could tell her. It's to the tune of "The Bitch Song" by Bowling For Soup. Lindsay fans, enjoy!
Will you get it if I explain to you now?
You've been confused for a year now
But nothing I could do could make you get it
You forget it
Is there any way that you would see
Any way you'd realize
You're a ditz, but we love you anyway
You're not smart, but we like it when you're sweet
Girl, you are a ditz, you know, we know
You make us sigh, but don't ever leave the game
So we met you on the dock at summer camp
The film lot in the city, a crappy plane of death
And we thought you could be smart
We wish you'd be smart
I can't wait until the fifth season
I wonder if you know that
You're a ditz, but we love you anyway
You're not smart, but we like it when you're sweet
Girl, you are a ditz, you know, we know
You make us sigh, but don't ever leave the game
You're a ditz, but we love you anyway
You're not smart, but we like it when you're sweet
Girl, you are a ditz, you know, we know
You make us sigh, but don't ever leave the game
You're a ditz, but we love you anyway
So win the game and then...stay
So...like it? Hate it?
Lindsay: I love it! You wrote a whole song just for me?
Me: That's right, Linds. You don't mind that I called you a ditz?
Lindsay: Of course not!...what's a ditz?
Review, please!
