A/N: I've had this idea in my head for a few days. We all love Lindsay, right? At least, most of the fans I know...with one exception, everyone seems to love Lindsay. So I wrote an ode to her, something all of Lindsay's fans could tell her. It's to the tune of "The Bitch Song" by Bowling For Soup. Lindsay fans, enjoy!

Will you get it if I explain to you now?

You've been confused for a year now

But nothing I could do could make you get it

You forget it

Is there any way that you would see

Any way you'd realize

You're a ditz, but we love you anyway

You're not smart, but we like it when you're sweet

Girl, you are a ditz, you know, we know

You make us sigh, but don't ever leave the game

So we met you on the dock at summer camp

The film lot in the city, a crappy plane of death

And we thought you could be smart

We wish you'd be smart

I can't wait until the fifth season

I wonder if you know that

You're a ditz, but we love you anyway

You're not smart, but we like it when you're sweet

Girl, you are a ditz, you know, we know

You make us sigh, but don't ever leave the game

You're a ditz, but we love you anyway

You're not smart, but we like it when you're sweet

Girl, you are a ditz, you know, we know

You make us sigh, but don't ever leave the game

You're a ditz, but we love you anyway

So win the game and then...stay

So...like it? Hate it?

Lindsay: I love it! You wrote a whole song just for me?

Me: That's right, Linds. You don't mind that I called you a ditz?

Lindsay: Of course not!...what's a ditz?

Review, please!