Disclaimer: I'm not nearly clever enough to have come up with Dr. Horrible. All the credit for that goes to Joss Whedon, and I thank him for giving me a new and exciting story and great characters to write about.
I had to do it. That day at the new Caring Hands shelter ruined everything. You don't even know. You have no idea how horrible your future would have been if I hadn't done it. If I hadn't sabotaged my past self's death ray. Your death ray. It wasn't perfect to begin with- it would have malfunctioned when you dropped it anyway. It just wouldn't have exploded; that was the part I added.
Don't look at me like that. It's better this way. Far better.
What, you don't believe me? Fine. I'll tell you what happened, and then you'll know. I had to do it.
