Note: I do not own the story of Cirque de Freak or any of it's rights.


Darren and Mr. Crepsley are sitting in the middle of the Cirque complex on Darren's laptop, creating a profile for Larten on an online dating site.


Larten: Are you absolutely positive we have to do this?

Darren: Yes! You need to find somebody to spend time with! Otherwise you'll just be lonely and depressing all the time!

Larten: I can find people on my own! I do not need a whimsical website to find love!

Darren: It helps! Just tell me what to write for your 'About Me' section!

Larten: How about… 'I hate the world.' That work?

Darren: How about 'I'm a very annoying vampire who has to be gloomy constantly!'

Larten: You know I do not use contractions!

Darren: Oh! Sorry! I AM! Those words being separated make you any happier?

Larten: Yes! So again, tell me why I need a profile on an 'online courting site,' or whatever you call it!

Darren: It's called an online dating site, and it's just to make you the slightest bit happier! Is that such a bad thing?

Larten: Yes…Yes it is.

Darren: *facepalm* UGH!

Larten: So if I must have one, at least explain to me how it works.

Darren: Well, you first make a profile, explaining what your interests are, and what you like to do. After that, you can search for other people who have the same interests as yo-

Larten: Frankly, I do not care. Can I just find love on my own like normal people?

Darren: Whatever…


After about ten minutes of hard work trying to make Mr. Crepsley look reasonably appealing, he approaches him once again with his laptop.

Larten: What do you need now? I hope you have concluded the internet deal already!

Darren: Well, I did! Kind of anyways… Here! Look! *Darren shows Larten his profile*

Larten: Get that out of my face! Oooh! She is quite pretty! Where did she come from?

Darren: *gets a smirk on his face* Her name online is wolfgal97, and she says she really wants to meet up with you. She sent you a message as soon as I finished your profile! Here, I'll pull it up.

Larten: Alright! Quickly!


Her message reads: HEY SEXY! Ur hair is soooo hawt! I hope we can meet up sometime;) I'd really like that. Nd plus, I hate the world too! 3 haha ttyl


Larten: What does 'ttyl' mean?

Darren: That doesn't matter! She's hot!

Larten: AGREED!

Darren: Alright, I'll send her a message saying you want to meet up too!

Larten: I can't wait…


TO BE CONTINUED