Me: Happy fourth of July to everyone in the United States! Are you all ready for the most insane idea I've had for weeks!?
Dynamis: This won't end well.
Me: For Chrona it won't. *Evil smile*
Dynamis: Yeah- Wait! There's Chrona torture!? :D
Me: Yep! And I'm breaking the fourth wall once again to join in! :D
Chrona haters, This is a gift to all you who read TSAT, cause we're getting some insane stuff in this one-shot! Oh and Sugar and Zeus the Pichus are back.
I don't own MFB, only my OCs that appear in one-shot.
Warning: This story contains Pichu's sitting on blader's hair, insanity, flying frying pans, and MFB villians, as well as an extremely hyper fanfiction author jumping around swearing happily. You've been warned.
"Why are we all meeting at the America WBBA again?" Gingka asked as he, Tsubasa, Madoka, Yu, Hikaru, Hyoma, and Ryo got off the plane.
Tsubasa facepalmed. "Today is the fourth of July and Team Dungeon wanted us to see the fireworks," Tsubasa stated, "The China team is already there, Excalibur and Wild Fang, as well as the other legendary bladers, will be joining us later, except for Dynamis and his family, who's waiting for us inside."
"And Rosalina, Titania, Platina, Ranmaru, Ryutaro and Ryugie." Yu added.
"Yeah. They're waiting for us as well." Tsubasa stated as the group entered the airport, where their friends stood waiting for them.
"About time you guys showed up," Titania stated.
"Not all Planes are fast like the Olympus Inc. jet Dynamis' dad uses," Tsubasa stated as they walked over to the baggage area. Rosalina helped her brother with his luggage, while La Glace watched Tsubasa struggle with his own.
"You need some help with that Tsubasa?" La Glace asked, picking up one of the Eagle blader's suitcases. Rosalina and Dynamis smirked.
"Thank you La Glace. I appreciate the help." Tsubasa stated.
"No problem. Team Dungeon is already waiting for us at the WBBA with a somewhat friend of ours," Dynamis stated, before frowning as an albino Pichu with purple eyes stuck it's head out of the Jupiter blader's hair.
"What's with the Pichu?" Gingka asked.
"You can ask Warrior once we get there," Dynamis stated.
"WHAT!? WARRIOR'S HERE!?" Everyone wailed.
(Later at the America WBBA)
"What are you doing here!?" Tsubasa yelled at the brown haired authoress eating a bowl of ice cream.
Warrior looked up as she straighted her hat. "I brought fireworks. Is that bad?" Warrior asked before taking another bite of her ice cream.
"When you're around, it normally is," Dynamis stated, the Pichu nodding in agreement.
Warrior smiled as Sugar the Pichu stuck it's head out from under the hat. "I see Zeus is doing well," the authoress stated.
"That's besides the point! Last time we let you get away with it because you stuck every enemy of ours to the fireworks!" Dynamis stated.
"Wait, she did what!?" Everyone yelled.
Warrior smirked. "Yep. And you're going to let me get away with it again." Warrior stated.
"Why should we?" Tsubasa asked.
"If you want to know, go look under the sheet, where the fireworks are." Warrior stated.
Dynamis walked over to the sheet before peeking under what was there. The Jupiter Blader's eyes widened before nodding in understanding, a somewhat evil smirk on his face as he lowered the sheet.
"She's getting away with it. Again," Dynamis stated as everyone took turns looking under the sheet, every blader smirking as they looked at what was under the sheet.
"Yep. Now we just have to wait until nighttime." Warrior stated.
(9:30 PM)
"Hell yeah! It's almost time to shoot off the fireworks! Chrona, Pluto, Doji, Shiro, Reiji, and Ziggy are going to fly into the air wishing they never f***ing messed with us! Yeah!" Warrior screamed as she ran around the rooftop of the WBBA.
"Okay, how many sodas did she have?" Dynamis asked.
"About 10 maybe? I don't remember." Platina asked.
"Maybe someone else besides her should light off the fireworks. She's somewhat crazy when she's hyper and she's swearing right now." Rosalina stated as she watched Warrior run around the rooftop.
"Sh*t's going to happen tonight!" Warrior yelled.
Ryuga and Dynamis sighed. "Unfortunately, we can't. She did bring the fireworks and she tied All of our enemies to them again," Dynamis stated, pointing to where Chrona and the rest of the enemies were tied up.
"This is a total outrage! I demand that you release us!" Chrona yelled.
Warrior stopped running and looked at Chrona. "F*** no! You cause a lot of trouble for everyone you tortured! And how many of them are here tonight I wonder?" Warrior asked.
The authoress' question was answered with hands from Dynamis, Rosalina, Platina, Ryutaro, Ryuga, Kyoya, Titania, Ranmaru, and all of Dynamis' siblings. "There's your answer," Dynamis stated.
"I'd stop her, but Chrona's caused so much trouble for us." Titania stated as she kissed Ryutaro.
"This is insane! Don't do this!" Pluto wailed, only to be hit by flying frying pan. Everyone looked at Dynamis, who smiled innocently like a three year old while hiding a frying pan behind his back.
"What? He deserved it!" Dynamis stated. Rosalina and Warrior chuckled.
"Okay, I think it's time we light these fireworks!" Warrior stated as she pulled out a pink lightsaber out of nowhere. Everyone looked at her like she was crazy, while the villains looked like they were going to faint.
"Okay, maybe not the pink lightsaber," Warrior stated, returning the pink lightsaber to who knows where and pulling out a pink and purple flamethrower. This time Reiji and Shiro fainted.
"Please! Don't do this! We'll do anything!" Chrona and Pluto wailed.
"Sorry. Only your demise will make me happy right now!" Warrior stated as she lit the pile of fireworks.
Chrona and the other villains screamed as the pile lit up, before flying into the air. "Curse you Warrior!" Chrona and Pluto called out as the pile exploded.
Dynamis watched as the sky was illuminated with fireworks. Warrior sighed. "Who knew Evil was so pretty! Well, who wants sodas and ice cream!? Cause I'm hungry," Warrior stated.
Everyone else's eyes widened. "NOOOO!" The group wailed.
Warrior looked at the group innocently. "What? Was it something I said?
Me: So yeah... I somewhat swear if I'm hyper. Still... Pluto and Chrona freaking deserve it!
There were references to The Pichu incident and Firework Insanity. In a way you could consider this a sequel to the second stated story.
Well, that's it for this story. The Chrona Torture challenge is still on, and hopefully I'll have the next chapter up tomorrow or monday. I was busy all week setting up for my little sister's birthday.
Till next time, this is Warrior signing out!
Fear the Pichus!
