Me: Well, this is a new fanfic for me. And it's a Clack fanfic! Plus multiple others. And don't think I wrote this by myself. It's actually an rp that I'm doing with Amaya-chan. No worries, we'll get back to GrayxBleach, it's just I really really wanted to write a cute/crackish fanfic, but I'm not the fluffy one, that would be Amaya.
Cloud: *raises eyebrow* Fluffy?
Me: Oh shut it. Fluffy is the term we give to people who are good at writing cute mushy stuff.
Cloud: Oh. You mean that really gross crap.
Me: Oh stop being emo or go kick Tamaki out of his corner. I don't need two emo corners.
Cloud: ….. Why do you call me emo?
Me: …. Cause you are.
Cloud: So are you.
Me: …. That's cause I have a bad grade
Cloud: Wow… you are a moron.
Me: AM NOT! The classes are hard and I don't like working in them. Besides, in one of them I missed two days of class.
Cloud: ….. God.. just shut up. I don't like hearing you bitch.
Me: … *anime vein* WHY CAN'T YOU BE NICE? God…. You're like every other male of your stupid race. *runs off*
Zack: *walks in* What the hell did you say Cloud?
Cloud: I told her to stop her bitching. What's wrong with that?
Zack: *sighs and then tackles Cloud*
Cloud: THE HELL! GET OFF!
Zack: No. *sits on Cloud* Shimmer doesn't own FF7 or Silent Hill or Kingdom Hearts or Resident Evil. She just owns her emoness. She shares the ownership of this fanfic with Amaya-chan. PLEASE ENJOY!
WARNING! ^^ Cursing, sexual references. Zack's a bit of a jerk, and Cloud has OOC moments! And yes, crack.
Chapter 1: In Seriousness and Craziness
Cloud was walking home from his high school looking at his report card. He groaned. "James is going to kill me..." He muttered groaning again.
Cloud walked up to his door and was trying to unlock it until he heard a click, and all of a sudden the door swung open and there was a very happy, excited Zack jumping on top of him. "Welcome home James!" He exclaimed, holding onto him tightly.
"AGH! WHO ARE YOU?" Cloud asked freaking out, trying to struggle away from the burly man.
"Woah! My bad. Wrong person." Zack got up and off of Cloud. He offered a hand to the other man. "You must be Cloud. I'm Zack, James' boyfriend- James' friend- James' classmate."
Cloud brushed away Zack's hand and got up by himself. "I highly doubt you're my brothers' boyfriend, cause I know for a fact that he isn't gay. And anyway, how the hell did you even get in our apartment?"
"There is a wonderful invention called a key smart ass. Your brother gave it to me. I have to babysit your ungrateful ass tonight." Zack looked down and saw a small piece of paper lying on the floor. "And what would this be?" Zack bent down and snatched the small paper.
Cloud bristled lightly. "I don't need babysitting!" He yelled. And then Cloud tried to keep Zack from grabbing the paper.
"Yoink! Ah, ah, ah." He said in a mocking tone. "Don't talk back to me. I'm older and in charge." Zack took the paper and began to read it while walking further into the apartment. "Wow, you really are a dumb ass." Zack looked back at the younger with a smirk on his face.
Cloud glared at the older. "I don't really give a damn who's in fucking charge! I will not listen to what you say! And no I'm not a dumb ass; I just don't like school, so fuck off ass hole!"
"Well! I know James didn't teach you those words. What a bad little boy. And news flash, no one likes school kid. Now sit down, shut up, and pay attention!" Zack pushed Cloud down onto the couch, turned around, went to his bag, and grabbed some books. "Get your books too kid."
"I'M NOT A KID!" Cloud yelled, getting up again, promptly flipping Zack off. Cloud promptly ran out the front door and did not come back
"Fuck you to dumb ass." Zack rolled his eyes and sat down on the couch waiting for the blond teen to return. When he did not Zack got angry.
"Ugh! Dumb emo teen!" Zack got up and went after Cloud. After a few minutes of chasing the boy, he finally captured him and threw him over his shoulder. "You just had to make this difficult, didn't you kid?"
"PUT ME DOWN DAMNIT!" Cloud said, beginning to pound Zack on the back. "DAMN ASS HOLE! PUT ME DOWN! Or I will scream rape."
"I dare you."
Cloud smirked at Zack for a second before taking a deep breath. "HELP! RAPE!"
"SHIT!" Zack held on to Cloud's legs and began to run towards the apartment. When he got the apartment he dropped Cloud on to the floor, locked the door, and then grabbed Cloud again before he could run off.
"I told you I would you fucking asshole." Cloud said, striking out with foot, intending it to connect it with Zack's head.
"Would you stop trying to kick me? I'm trying to help you."
Zack pulled Cloud to the couch, and made him sit down "Now be a good little boy and study. Unless you want to remain a dumb ass, I would do as I say."
"I don't need help! YOU need help, you fucking pedo." Cloud said throwing a well-aimed book at Zack's head.
Zack blocked the book with his own. "Yeah, I need help, right." Zack rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Look. Just do what I say until James gets back and then you don't have to listen to me anymore. Or do you want me to tell James that you're a dumb ass, and then he will have to get you a tutor."
"Even if I listen to you, you will still tell James that I'm a dumb ass. The only person I know that has ever kept their word with me is Nii-san." Cloud said, showing that he didn't trust other's well. "The only person one can trust is in themselves." He added in a mutter.
Zack looked at Cloud for a moment and then sighed. "I won't tell him. Just cooperate with me, and he will never have to know." Zack handed Cloud his report card. "But you have to study if you don't want him to find out later ok?"
"Ok..." Cloud said reaching for his book, his sleeve going up slightly. The second he got the book he pulled back so his arm was hidden again.
Zack saw the marks on his arm but chose to ignore it this time. He picked up the book and began tutor cloud.
James came home several hours later. "Hi guys!" He said. "I have a surprise!"
"Hey James, what's the surprise?" Zack asked.
"My girlfriend is here! And... We're getting married!"
Zack stood in complete shock, and then smiled. "Congrats. I'm very happy for the two of you."
Cloud stood in shock. 'When Zack likes my brother this much... how could he...' He thought. "UGH!" Cloud ran off into his room and locked the door.
"Cloud?" James asked. Mary was behind him.
"Ah. Don't worry about it he is probably tired. We have been studying all afternoon. I'll go check on him." Zack went toward Cloud's room and knocked on the door. "Oi! It's rude to leave like that. Come back out and congratulate your brother." He waited a few moments then knocked again "Kid?" He pushed open the door and went inside the dark room. "Kid?"
"Go away." He muttered, curled up under his covers.
Zack sighed and closed the door, then sat down on Cloud's bed. "What's wrong?"
"You like him so much.. and he... and he..." Cloud shook his head and hid it further in the pillows, willing himself not to cry.
Zack was a little surprised by the answer, but then smiled sadly. "Well… It was a one-sided relationship. And you were right, he's not gay so… It's not his fault; it's mine for falling in love with a guy that has no interest."
Zack put his hand on Cloud "But this isn't your problem, so don't worry about it."
"I-I just can't help it... When I start doing this.. I just can't stop.." Cloud said, breathing heavily, letting his tears fall into the pillow.
Zack leaned over Cloud, then gently took Cloud into his arms, and held him. "You really are a kid." Zack held Cloud tighter.
"Sh-shut up." Cloud muttered, the tears continuing to fall.
"Make me." Zack smiled, and held onto Cloud, then pulled on the covers so he could see Cloud's face, and then placed a small kiss on Cloud's forehead.
Cloud grunted. He tried to hide the small blush that rose to his cheeks.
Zack pulled back. "How cute." Zack moved closer to Cloud's face, and then placed a small kiss on each cheek and on his nose.
"Stop it." Cloud said pouting slightly, the tears still sparkling fresh in his eyes.
"Sorry you're too cute." Zack pressed his forehead against Cloud's. "Now to make you stop crying." Zack smiled, and pushed his lips against Cloud's in a soft kiss.
Cloud blushed furiously, his cheeks painted a very dark red. His mouth gaped open at the sudden kiss. The tears stopped.
Zack slowly pushed his tongue in and brushed against Cloud's tongue.
Cloud groaned quietly in his throat and then suddenly pushed Zack away. 'No! I-I can't...' He thought.
Zack took Cloud's hand, closed his eyes, and placed a gentle kiss on the back of his hand. He opened his eyes and looked at Cloud and gave a soft smile. "We better go before your brother starts to wonder where we are." Zack stood up and held out his hand.
Cloud brushed away Zack's hand again, but smiled slightly at him before leaving the room to apologize to James.
Zack was about to follow until he saw something sticking out from Cloud's mattress. He pulled on it, and revealed a knife he looked back at the door to make sure Cloud was gone. He then put the small knife in his boot and left the room to join Cloud, James and Mary.
Cloud was talking to Mary and James was relieved that Cloud was feeling better. He looked at Zack. "Whatever you did, thanks."
"He's a good kid." Zack said in reply.
They had a good night, with lots of drinking. Zack went home as did Mary and Cloud passed out on the couch, totally wasted.
James was clearing up the table and saw Cloud's report card and he read it. "Holy shit." He muttered. "My brother's a dumb ass.. Wonder where he got it from... ... I should call Zack and tell him to tutor Cloud!"
THE NEXT DAY!
"Hey Cloud! Cloud! Cloud!" James said insistently, while poking Cloud. Cloud moaned lightly, his head killing him. "I saw your report card."
Cloud sat straight up. "EH? WHAT?" Cloud instantly regretted it.
"You're going over to Zack's house to study. He'll be tutoring you until your grades get better. Now go!"
Cloud grumbled and said something about life being a bitch before getting ready and going over to Zack's house. He hesitated to knock on the door.
Zack opened the door "You really are a dumb ass, kid." He pulled on Cloud's shirt and dragged him in. "I keep that you're an idiot a secret from James, and then you leave your report card out." He pulled Cloud to the couch, and pushed him down. "Sit down. I'll be back." He disappeared into another room, and then came back with a glass of water and some pain killers.
"Here take these, and sleep for an hour. When you get up we will study."
Cloud looked at him. "How did you..."
"It's written all over your face, kid, and I was there last night. I saw you drink."
Cloud nodded and took the pills. "Thanks..." Cloud said lying down
FLASHBACK
"Yo-yo Zack hey you gotta tutor my kid- I mean my brother. He's like a dumb ass and shit. I-I don't know where he gets it from. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ugh...where the fuck is I? Hello? Who am I talking to? I'm sorry! I didn't mean to take a dump in the Ihop."
"James...hang up the phone."
"Oh! Zack! Hey yeah. You gotta tutor my dumb kid- I mean brother and shit." James passed out.
"Yeah. I know where he gets it from."
END FLASHBACK
Cloud rolled over onto his side, thinking he was in bed, and fell onto the ground.
"Smooth move kid, real smooth." Zack was sitting next to Cloud. "You ok?":
Cloud groaned slightly and looked up at Zack.
"Here." Zack helped Cloud up back onto the couch. "You alright? You don't look too good. Are you still sick?"
"No. I'm fine..." Cloud said, turning his head away.
"Bull shit. You look like you just threw up your stomach."
"It's nothing. Just a dream.. is all..." Cloud muttered.
"Oh care to share?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Kid, I can do this all day."
"As can I."
"Then lets us begin." Zack paused. "Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please tell me why you cut yourself?" Zack looked at him seriously.
Cloud's eyes narrowed. "None of your business!"
"I'm making it my business. Now please tell me."
"HELL NO!"
"Why?"
"..."
"Kid."
"What?"
"Tell me or I kiss you?"
"Go fuck yourself."
"Tried and failed. Now tell me."
"Wait, you actually tried that? What the hell is wrong with you fucking perv?"
"Many things, now tell me."
"No!"
"Tell me, or I'll smother you in love."
"Just leave me the hell alone!"
"Make me." Zack grabbed Cloud, and held him in a tight bear hug. "I WOVE YOU! YOU'RE SO CUTE!" Cloud made an annoyed face. "AWW LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE FACE"
"DAMNIT LET GO!" Cloud said pushing his hands against Zack's chest.
"I DONT WANNA YOU'RE SO CUTE AND I WANNA HOLD YOU FOREVER AND FUCKIN EVER!"
"Zack... please... let go.." Cloud said, pushing against him again.
"Tell me, and I will."
"No."
"Ok then I guess I will keep you here in my arms forever."
Cloud sighed.
"Please tell me. I won't tell anyone. I just wanna know for my curiosity."
"Curiosity killed the dumb ass black spiky haired mutated cat Zack."
"I know. I miss my cat so very much."
"Smart ass."
"Thank you."
"That wasn't a compliment."
"I'm taking it as one."
"UGH!" Cloud groaned and hid his face. "You're unbearable."
"Once again, thank you." Zack grinned as he said this. "I'm here all week."
"... I'm so hating you right now..."
"Aww! I've never felt so much love. You're gonna make me cry."
Cloud managed to smack Zack upside the head, lovingly of course. NOT!
"Did that make you feel better?"
"Not really."
"Well if you tell me why you cut yourself, I'll let you do whatever you want to me."
"That sounded just a little suggestive Zack."
"And you call me a perv, but seriously, I just wanna know. I really won't tell anyone."
Cloud stayed quiet for a moment thinking his words over carefully. "Well... You know that my parents died years ago.."
"Yeah."
"Well... that's part of the reason... cuz I was there when it actually... well... happened."
"James never told me that." Zack held Cloud closer.
"I didn't want him to tell anyone."
"I see, and what was the other part?"
"I once had a boyfriend."
"...What happened with him?" Zack was confused to what Cloud meaning was.
"Well.. I really, really trusted him.. And he convinced me to... and well.. he cheated and lied and then he dumped me for the other one. Told me that I wasn't good enough. He might as well have told me that was nothing but dirt to him.. I hated myself for I let happen... and I couldn't take the pain anymore... Everything kind added up and I started cutting. It was like a secret sanctuary, almost addicting." Cloud said. "I started hating myself for that too... But it makes me feel better sometimes."
Zack sighed. "I'm only saying this because I care, and because I'm a smart ass that's not good at these things. Men are ass holes. They cheat, lie, steel, and treat people like shit. They are conniving bitches that will do anything in order to satisfy their own needs. You should have known this, and yet you stupidly trusted him without testing the waters first. But you are even more stupid for letting it get to you."
Cloud pushed away from Zack. "Gee thanks... You make me feel so loved." He said sarcastically.
Zack sighed again. "Sorry, but it's the truth. There are bad people out there and they will do anything to get what they want. I understand why you feel bad about your parents, it's natural. But this thing with this guy you really have to get over it and let it go. Yes he did do something bad to you, and made you feel like hell, but there is nothing you can do about it anymore, and what's done is done. Let it go and move on."
Cloud jumped up. "You don't understand!" He turned around as the tears started falling. "I can never move on. Like you said.. what's done is done.. What he did, what I LET him do.. I can never change that... So I'm forever tainted... I'm damaged goods. That's why I'm never going into a relationship again." He choked on his last words.
"You're letting him win." Zack was beginning to grow frustrated with Cloud.
"I don't care! No one wants damaged goods!"
"How do you know if you don't let others near you? You just keep opening old wounds."
Cloud shook his head, his back still turned to Zack. His shoulders shook with the effort that it took to suppress his sobs. "I just... don't want...to be treated… like I'm nothing.. but a worthless creature...never again."
"I understand that, but if you don't try and let others in to help you, then you will always feel this way. Cutting will only get you so far, and one day it won't be enough, and then you will do something that would really hurt the people around you."
"I know... I just... I don't know what to do anymore!" Cloud's sobs were uncontrollable.
"Well you can start by not holding it in anymore."
Cloud stopped holding back all of his tears and crouched to the ground as he grew weak from the force of his depression.
Zack sat next to cloud and placed one arm around him pulling him a little close.
Cloud tried to pull away, but then gave in and buried his face in Zack's chest.
Zack moved his arms so they were wrapped around Cloud in a protective matter. "Even though I'm a guy, I try not to lie, I do cheat on test sometimes, I steel cookies from the cookie jar every now and then, and I try to treat people like they are the only person on the earth. I want you to try and trust me. I won't tell anyone what happened here, and I will never try to hurt you, but I need you to meet me half way on this ok?"
Cloud nodded lightly. "Ok..." Came his weak voice.
A FEW WEEKS LATER!
Cloud hadn't told James that he was now going out with Zack, but James noticed something change in Cloud's usual behavior. He could guess that it had to do with Zack. He and Mary had been planning on going to Silent Hill and James really didn't want to bring Cloud along. Deciding that he could trust Zack with his little brother, he went to talk to said brother.
"Hey Cloud!" James said hyperly.
"What?"
"I'm going to Silent Hill!"
"...You are a dumb ass."
After James had left Cloud went and visited Zack as usual, and knocks on his door.
"Hey kid. What's up?" Zack said with his trademark grin.
"Uh... James is going to Silent Hill."
"That dumb ass. Hope he doesn't regret it."
"Me too... But um... James and Mary will be gone for a while. and I can't keep the apt... so I need a place to stay."
"Ah." Zack smiled. "You can stay with me, I don't mind, but!" Zack held up a finger. "Don't come to my room between the hours of 9pm and 3am, aright?"
Cloud cocked his head to the side, cutely. "Why?"
'So cute.' Zack thought. "Are you sure you wanna know kid?"
Cloud shifted his eyes slightly. "Uh..."
"That's what I thought. But you're welcome here so whenever you wanna move in is fine."
"Ok. thanks."
THAT NIGHT
Cloud quietly sneaked over to Zack's room at about midnight. He slowly cracked open the door, wondering what Zack would be doing.
At first he heard strange sounds, and then he saw something moving under the covers of Zack's bed.
Cloud gave a questionable look. 'What the hell is he doing?' He thought to himself.
There weird grunting sounds coming from Zack and the movement continued.
Cloud gulped and quickly and quietly snuck into the room.
"...yes...yes!...YES! COME ON! JUST A LITTLE MORE!"
Cloud jumped and hid at the end of the bed.
Zack made one more grunting sound then "YES! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID BASTARD!" Zack sat up straight, the covers falling off his face and body, revealing Zack playing Kingdom Hearts 358/2 on his DS. "I AM EPIC!"
Cloud sweat dropped. 'Now how am I going to get out of here without him noticing?'
"VICTORY DANCE!"
Cloud's eyes opened wide and he quickly looked for a place to hide. He opted to quickly slide under the bed.
Zack stood up on his bed and started jumping up and down he then proceeded by jumping off and doing a back flip, then did the cabbage patch dance. He finished his dance then went back onto his bed pulled the covers over his head and continued to watch the cut scene.
Cloud did an epic sweat drop. "What the hell..." He muttered. "is wrong with him?"
Zack sat back up again "...Hello?...who said that!"
Cloud mentally cursed himself and stayed quiet.
Zack put his DS down then stood up on his bed and examined his room. He recognized the voice as Cloud's, but he didn't know where it came from. But an idea came to his head. He was gonna mess with Cloud as much as possible as his punishment. "Must have been my imagination...OH WELL! X3"
Cloud sighed slightly out of relief.
He heard a small sigh coming from under his bed 'Got cha.' Zack got off his bed and went to his closet. He began to strip all of his clothing off.
"AH!" Cloud quickly darted from under the bed and ran straight for the door.
Zack was faster. He grabbed Cloud by the wrist, and threw him onto his bed. He locked his door then went over toward the intruder.
"Uh... hi Zack..."
"Hey kid. I have a question for you."
"Yeah?"
"Have you ever heard the story about the little blond spiky haired dumb ass kitten that didn't listen to the land lord?"
"No..."
"Well it goes something like this. There once was a little blond spiky haired dumb ass kitten that didn't listen to the land lord, and because he didn't listen he was punished." Zack looked grimly serious.
"That's interesting... And how exactly was he punished?" Cloud asked, scooting away slightly.
"Well.." Zack moved onto the bed and grabbed Cloud's ankle and pulled him closer to him. "He was forced to..." he said with a devilish smirk.
"Force-forced to do what?" Cloud asked, gulping.
Zack moved towards Cloud's ear, and whispered, "Forced to take out the garbage for the next month."
Cloud collapsed onto his back, leg and arm twitching. For a second he thought he was going to be molested.
"Oh and forced to sleep in the same room as his landlord for the rest of the night." Zack hugged Cloud, pulled the covers over them, and said, "Goodnight my little blond spiky haired dumb ass kitten that didn't listen to the land lord."
Cloud sighed slightly, glad that nothing that he actually thought would happen had happened. "Goodnight my dumb ass black spiky haired mutated cat of a landlord."
Zack smiled at Cloud's response and went to sleep.
Cloud did the same, minus the smile.
Me: MWAHAHA! How did you like it? This took forever to actually write cuz I'm a lazy bitch and have many issues to take care of.
Cloud: *rolls eyes* Whatever.. And what the hell is with this storyline? I though you said it would be full of crack.
Me: ^^ Yep yep! It will be… it's just.. Me and Amaya-chan were totally intending on making this a serious fic… But we already have GrayxBleach and that is kinda serious, or at least it is starting to get serious…. ^^ I'll have at least three chapters up of that and then it will be on hiatus until we can manage to get a little farther in the rp.
Zack: So uh…. How come this story turns to crack?
Me: OH! Ah… sorry. Like I said, we were intending on making this a super serious Final Fantasy ONLY story plus a little Silent Hill… but uh yeah… We sent Cloud-kun to college.. and added characters from other games…..and it kinda went downhill from there… ^^ You'll see.
Cloud: Great…. You are weird.
Me: THANK YOU!
Cloud: ….. That wasn't a compliment.
Me: But weird is good!
Cloud: *sweat drop* Why?
Me: Cuz weird is different, different is unique, and unique is good! Therefore, weird is good!
Zack: She makes a good point!
Cloud: Oh brother. *rolls eyes again*
Me: ^^ Well, review please and wait for the next few chapters! Seriously, reviews will make me and Amaya-chan happy! Oh and before I forget to say this! We wanna put this up on youtube, but we need voice actors. Of course I'll be putting up a contest for the VA's but not until I get at least three chapters up. Oh, but I will put up a contest for GrayxBleach cuz I wanna get that up as well. Me and Amaya-chan will be choosing characters. Only one each though. I get Sandra of course.. ^^ She is my character after all.
Cloud: Just shut up already.
Me: :( fine…. Anyway, flames will be used to burn my laziness. BYEZZ!
