Me: Hi! Waves awkwardly

Norm: Just get on with this stupid introduction.

Me: Shut it. Turn's to reader Hey you, first off, thanks for bothering to click on my story; hopefully it will meet or exceed your expectations. But anyway, my name is coughs, but you can just call me cardwiz.

Norm: That's stupid.

Me: I said shut it. It's not my fault I haven't been able to come up with an original screen name in all my years of Interneting.

Norm: You just made that word up.

Me: And this jerk is all of my self-doubt and just the random thoughts in my head, but I just like to call him Norm. Watch, say something Norm.

Norm: Dolphins are delicious.

Me: Wait, I don't believe that, or do I?

Norm: Man I love screwing with your head.

Me: This waste of your time is brought to you by my pathetic attempt to be funny. Enjoy the one-shots, and please review. Oh, and I don't own WWE or any of their wrestlers.


Bookdust prepares to face off against Umaga.

Goldust- Since you will be fighting the "Samoan Submi…. I mean Bulldozer" Umaga tonight for a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship, and to get prepared to face this savage beast, I think that you should get into the mind of this monster.

Booker- Yah, yah, I like the sound of this. Like some sort of psychology. I'm down with that. What have you got in mind?

Goldust- You see, first of all you must cover your face in the ceremonial war paint of Samoa to give you strength.

Booker- All right, sounds good so far.

Goldust- Then you must were the voodoo beads of the Samoan trial shaman to give you wisdom.

Booker- No problem.

Goldust- And finally, the coup de grace, the piece de résistance, the grand finally. The Samoan thong of courage.

Booker- All right… wait, aw hell naw! GET, GET the...HELL away from me you..you FREAK! storms out

Goldust- But it feels so breaths in good against the camera cuts off


Me:…..

Norm…. What was that?

Me: It was my one shot.

Norm: What are you thinking! You have no idea what you're doing. Rather than trying to work and word sentence structures around, you just use baddly placed italics to show what's going on.

Me: Yay…oh well.

Norm: You have no shame, do you.

Me: I traded it in for gum. Anyway, please review this…whatever it is. And if some people like it, I'll do more.