Will woke up and found himself on Jack's couch. It may look cute, but it's hell on the back. He had a throbbing pain in his head and he was in need of a shower. He stood up and turned to get some medicine from the kitchen when he noticed Grace asleep on the counter with an empty beer bottle in her hand.
"Gracie…" He whispered hoarsely.
"Mmm…flying monkey stole my cheesecake…" She mumbled in her sleep.
"Grace…" He tried again.
"Get your own damn pudding!" She shouted.
"GRACE!" He yelled in her ear.
She immediately woke up and fell off the counter.
"Ow! Damn it, Will!"
She grabbed her head and her lower back which were both in pain. "What the hell is wrong with you?" She asked.
"We're going to be late for work." He said as she went in search of something to calm the pain in his aching body.
"So what? I'm my own boss so I can-holy crap! I have to meet a new client in 20 minutes!" She ran out of the apartment and into the one she shared with Will.
"Damn," Will muttered to himself, "Karen practically lives here and there isn't one pain killer bottle?" He sighed and went across the hall, shutting the door behind him.
In Jack's bedroom, Jack slowly woke up and realized his pillows were warm, cushiony, and breathing. He also realized that legs were wrapped around his waist and "little Jack" was partially in a warm, slick opening. He kept his eyes closed and shifted a little bit up. Something above him moaned in pleasure. He removed himself from this "opening" and then heard a whimpering sound. Jack looked up and saw the frowning, still asleep face of Karen. He was rendered speechless and waited for her to wake up. A few seconds later, she opened her eyes and gave him a confused look.
"Why are you on top of me?" She mumbled sleepily.
"Umm…Karen, I think we-"
He cut himself off to moan when she moved and he re-entered her.
"Holy shit, Poodle!" Karen exclaimed. "We're having sex!"
"I realize that!" He said as he tried to move.
This time, it was Karen who grunted a sound of pleasure. "Ohhhh, yes…wait, no. Jack, get out of me!"
"I'm trying! Your legs are wrapped around me!"
"Well, I'm trying to- I can't- Will you just-ah! They're tied together!"
"What?!"
"My ankles are tied together!"
"What the hell happened last night?!"
~*~*~*~
Previous Night
They stumbled across the room as they pulled at each other's clothes.
"I hasn't done dis wit a before woman." Jack mumbled.
"Well, prepare to have your mind blown away, honey…among other things…" Karen slurred. They were both beyond drunk. Karen was maybe only a little bit tipsy, but Jack was a goner.
Their clothes were completely gone now and they stumbled onto the bed.
"Jack, I need you inside me NOW." Karen demanded.
He slid inside of her and they both moaned loudly. Karen tried to wrap her legs around his waist, but she was too drunk to keep them up. With Jack still moving inside of her, she reached down next to the bed and grabbed the belt from his robe. She somehow managed to sit up and tie her feet together tightly and then fell back onto the bed as Jack went deeper into her.
~*~*~*~
"Ok, 1…2…3!"
Karen sat up and reached around Jack to untie the knot in the robe belt. They had to time themselves because every time she sat up, he went further inside of her.
"Jack, I can't…fuck, baby…I can't do it. You feel too good."
"Come on, Karen. Oh…concentrate." But even for him it was hard…no pun intended…
Karen was dripping with sweat and Jack was trying to contain his sounds.
"18…19…20!"
"Ahhhh!" Karen screamed out and flopped back onto the mattress. "If you would just get your dick out of me, this would be SO much easier!"
"It knows where it wants to go!"
After a moment of heavy breathing and silence, a little light bulb went off in Karen's head.
"Wait, I have an idea! Get on all fours."
After a few minutes of moans, groans, struggle, and pleasure, Jack was on his hands and knees. Karen propped herself up on the pillows with her elbows and slid her bound together ankles down Jack's sweaty back. She sighed with relief when she was no longer wrapped around him. Jack rolled over onto his back as Karen untied herself.
"Are you ok?" He asked when he saw her relax against the mattress.
She shifted her eyes from his frustrated face to his full erection.
"No."
He didn't have time to think as she pounced on him and guided him into her. She moved up and down on his lap and he lifted his hips up to help her. He reached his hands up and grabbed her breasts and she shrieked. After a few minutes, she crashed over the edge and he followed after her. Karen collapsed next to him and pulled the covers up around their bodies.
"Now, I'm ok." She said.
He laughed next to her and grabbed her hand.
"Umm, Karen?"
"Yeah?"
"I just had sex with a woman…and enjoyed it…a lot."
"Well, of course you did! It was with me!"
"But I'm gay…"
"So? Who says you can't be gay and occasionally have sex with your best friend? I mean, we did agree a few years ago that we're the only ones good enough for each other. I think that's a plus!"
"So, you're willing to keep this going? No strings attached?"
"Absolutely none."
"Oh, Bear, you are the best!"
But she knew she was lying through her teeth. She had been waiting 9 years for this to happen, but Jack was gay. She couldn't do anything to ruin their special bond. As she looked over at him, she couldn't help but let out a small sob.
"What's wrong?" He asked, worried, and rolled on top of her.
"Nothing, baby," She answered as she wiped at her eyes, "but I've got a killer headache."
"Me too. Let's go take a shower!"
"I was thinking of having my morning Bailey's, but a shower oddly seems better."
When she started to get up, he pushed her back down. "Karen, are you sure you're ok?"
She put her hand to the back of his neck and kissed him with all she had in her.
"I'm positive. Now, come on, the last one to the bathroom doesn't get a hand job!"
She shrieked as she jumped from the bed.
"Oh, who are we kiddin'?!" Jack asked and he picked Karen up and ran to the bathroom as she laughed happily.
End Chapter 1
