Hey Guys! It's Astra.

So I had an idea for a new oneshot series. Basically I want to try to make a series of nalu oneshots where you can send in a request via review or private messaging and I'll try to write something for it.

I'm sure this idea has been done before and that there are much better ones out there, but I thought i'd have a go.

If you are making a request, please make it thorough and not like one sentence.

Example:

Don't do 'please have natsu and lucy in the park.'

Do something more like 'could you write some fluff with natsu and lucy having a picnic in the park. They are talking and it somehow leads to confessions.'

Something like that.

Or if no one sends me a request I'll just have short shitposts like this one.

Thanks

Astra


Summary: Lucy has a weird theory at 3 am and Natsu wants sleep.

Modern Au

Warning: I do not own Fairy Tail or Tumblr


Lucy was tired. Extremely tired.

It was around 3 am in the morning and she was going through her tumblr. Why? Cause it was 3 am, why the fuck not? Her boyfriend Natsu had already gone to sleep a while ago, while she sat next to him in their shared bed and browsed the internet.

Her sleep-deprived tumblr searching had gotten her to the part of the website that was just blogs about sexuality and gender. Her being pansexual herself, she had followed a few interesting ones, but now it was just crazy how many she had looked through.

Then suddenly she had a thought. It was kind of crazy, but it was mindblowing at she same time. She had to tell Natsu.

"Hey, Natsu. Wake up." Lucy whispered poking the pink haired boy in the back.

"Lucy. It's 3 am. What do you need?" Natsu groaned.

"Well I was browsing tumblr-"

"Why this early?"

"Because I felt like it. Anyway, I was browsing tumblr when I got to the section with blogs dedicated to sexuality and gender. It got me thinking. You know how there is this big crisis about what sexuality and gender people are or what they choose to be?"

"Yeah. Where are you going with this?"

"You'll see. So anyway, what if sometime in the future there was a crisis about age. Not like a midlife crisis, but like people fighting for the right to identify as any age. Imagine it. 20 year olds identifying as 5 because they act like children. 10 year olds going as mature 21 year olds. Grandmothers identifying as like 40 because they want to retain their youth. Just think about it."

"Lucy, that is the weirdest thing you have ever said to me. And you say some messed up shit when you're wasted. Is this why you woke me up so fucking early?"

Lucy nodded.

Natsu sighed.

"If this is really that mind blowing to you, write it down somewhere. I'm sure you're 6 am self will be so pleased to read a rant about your age crisis theory. Now let me go to sleep." Natsu said as he turned over, muttering to himself about how he had to 'deal with this every night'.

Lucy just shook her head and started on the rant.

Let's just say 6 am Lucy was not happy to have to read through 5 pages of the slurred ramblings of her sleep-deprived self.


And there you have it. This is what I write when I'm sleep deprived. A story about sleep deprived theories. yay. See ya next time.