Don't own kingdom hearts or monty python.
Monty Python's quest for Kingdom hearts.
Chapter 1: Gummy blocks.
A heavy mist had settled over the plain of damp green blades, and there was a heavy weight seemingly coming out of nowhere, pressing anything it could against the sloping wet hills. The moist dawn air whistled a sad, tone deaf tune, as though desperately begging for the sky's mercy, to allow the sun to shine, and the sound of coconuts banging together filled the otherwise empty air.
Wait. Did I say coconuts? Isn't this a temperate zone? Well that doesn't make any sense…anyway, over the smooth, grassy hills came three, tall figures silhouetted against the little light that shone through the grey clouds that curtained the sky like a comfy, thick duvet. And so they came riding over the… wait a moment.
Bloody bastards, they're banging coconuts togeth-no, wait…gummy blocks, damn gummy blocks! So, anyway, they came 'riding' over the hillsides. The shortest, a girl, no older than sixteen, was possessed of the most amazingly beautiful dark red hair, scarlet blue eyes to match an unclouded sky, and flawless pale skin, and a friendly, peace loving smile. She was dressed in wonderfully crafted pink, form fitting armour, with an intricate painting of a white dove bearing a golden sword in its delicate talons on the mid section of her armour. Strapped to her waist by a thin belt was a key shaped blade decorated with blue, gold, green and pink flowers, as she jogged alongside her companions, she held aloft two bright yellow, rock like objects in each of her delicate, pink gloved hands. She frequently banged the two objects together above her head which created a soft: clip clop, clip clop, clip clop.
The second to tallest trotted along between his two companions. His most notable feature was a simple, golden, oversized crown which sat diagonally on his head of messy blondish brown hair, which pointed in every direction like gravity defiant peaks. His face was that of a boy around the age of his female companion. His eyes had that same blue gleam, but it was slightly brighter, and instead of a peaceful, friendly glow, they sparkled with naivety and mischievousness, but there was also pride and a soul seeking justice in those eyes of his, and his lightly tanned lips would otherwise be smiling save for the grim weather. He wore strong looking silver armour, which was crisscrossed with scratches, and a gold crown had been delicately printed upon it. At his waist hung a weapon similar to the girl's. A long sword shaped like a key, it was a simple weapon, with a silver blade, a red woven leather handle, and gold hand guards.
Like the girl, he carried aloft two bright blocks, in his right a blue one, in his left, a white one.
And finally, the tallest, and by far, the most formidable of the three. A boy but a year away from manhood, thick threads of silver hair fell halfway to his waist, his eyes concealed by a jet black band tied to the back of his head, easily standing out against his hair. His ears strained for any sound outside of the casual clip clop. His lips were set in a constant and grim frown, his thick shoulders were covered in grey metal plates, as was his torso. At his waist hung a scimitar like weapon in the shape of a bat's wing, and his fingers constantly trembled as he banged his two purple gummy blocks together, prepared to loose the objects and draw his blade.
They continued onwards over the hills. Until…
"Whoa!" the crowned figure commanded, raising a hand. His companions halted their gummy block banging abruptly and came to a stop. The crowned boy pointed a determined finger towards a small, yet sturdy looking castle built from blocks of large, cracked, wolf fur grey stone.
The crowned boy continued his trot towards the castle, and his companions followed suit. The castle loomed ever closer, standing tall and dark out of the mist like a heartless in broad daylight. The crowned teen gritted his teeth momentarily at the thought, but waved it away and continued his gummy banging until he and his companions stopped five feet away from the ominous stone wall before them.
The boy looked over the wall, left to right. Moss had begun to form in the cracks, and there were no banners draped at the top most part of the wall. The Boy opened his mouth to yell, but his silver haired friend quickly tapped him on the shoulder and whispered behind his glove;
"What is it that we're looking at?" he asked in a mature, hushed voice, for although he was a more than capable wielder of his own key blade, his self impairment could only bring him little advantage, and greater disadvantage.
The younger of the boys rolled his eyes and, much to the older boy's annoyance, didn't reply to his enquiry. The girl quietly giggled to herself, having overhead the older boy's whisperings. The brown haired teen addressed whoever strolled along the parapets of the castle with a loud, childish, yet authoritative voice.
"HELLO!" the boy's voice echoed over the hills and to the woods a quarter of a mile eastward, but it wasn't until a few moments later that there came a reply.
"Hello? Who's there? What do you want?" a shadowed head peeked over the parapets and shouted.
"Good morning! I am King Sora! Lord of the key bearers chosen by the heaven queen's divine wisdom! Defeater of the heartless and conqueror of the nobodies! These are my companions, Kairi…" Sora gestured to the girl, who curtsied politely to the shadowed head
"… and Riku!" Sora then gestured to the silver haired teen, who took a deep bow, despite his somewhat confused state, being totally unaware that he was standing but a few feet away from a wall. Sora continued.
"We have ridden the length and breadth of this country in search of fellow key bearers to join us in our court in Radiant Garden! We wish to speak with your lord and master!"
Silence followed, and only the moaning wind could be heard. King Sora was about to continue when the shadowed finally replied.
"What? Riding on horses?"
"Why, yes." Replied Sora.
"No you 'avn't! You each got two coconuts and you're bang'n 'em together!"
"Well, actually they're gummy blocks…"
"Gummy blocks! Bloody hell… you's are crazy! How'd you even get'em? They belong in the atmosphere!"
"Well maybe a sparrow…"
"A sparrow! Carry'n gummy blocks! A sparrow can't carry gummi blocks! They're too heavy!"
"It could grip it by the husk!" Sora replied angrily. At this, Riku groaned, and Kairi absentmindedly began reading this month's copy of woman's day magazine.
"It's not a question of where he grips it!" replied the guard bitterly. Sora gave an exasperated sigh.
"It's all a matter of weight ratios, a sparrow simply couldn't-"
"Would you please inform your master-" began Sora.
"But what if two sparrows were to carry it?" interjected a new voice, and another shady face appeared over the parapets.
"Well…maybe, but certainly not one, that's all I'm saying…"
"Oh, yeah of course"
"Then again… Maybe instead of a sparrow, it could be a wyvern heartless?"
"Now you're just being silly…"
"Hold on, weren't you talking to someone?"
"Oh yeah, King Sora."
"King Sora!? Not… the King Sora?"
"Yeah!"
"Well, well! King Sora! It certainly is a… Where'd he go?"
Alas, for King Sora and his companions had decided to ride on, and with a soft frown on her face, Kairi whispered to Sora.
"I told you we shouldn't have picked up these gummy blocks."
End of chapter 1.so, chapter 1, please review and tell me what you think? unoriginal? i'll probably end up editing it. But please, tell me what you think first. (any suggestions for who should play what character would be great).
