Commander John Shepherd was wondering to himself whether a higher power was paying him back for whatever misdeeds he had done in a past life. In the past 2 hours Miranda and Jack had almost killed each other, Grunt and Mordin had a argument about the genophage (even though Mordin had cured it), Kelly and Treynor had started to argue about which one the Commander liked better and were now having a wrestling match in the war room, Garrus and Tali had been yelling about something at each other and last but not least Joker and EDI were trying to fly the ship drunk. What had he done to deserve this He asked himelf a he at done in his room and started to write down some rules

Rules of the Normandy

1. no trying to fly the ship with out looking

2. no trying to get EDI drunk

3. Jacob and Miranda are not having sex with each other

4.Jack and Miranda are not having sex with each other

5. no trying to kill the female me from a different universe

6. when on Omega no trying to take over

7. the Normandy is not a pirate ship and I am not your secret weapon

8. no trying to use Mass Relays that are still repairing themselves

9. no trying to calibrate the guns without Garrus's permission, he tended to get cranky

10. no trying to find a intact Reaper and try to "assume direct control"