PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING IN A SOFT ROMANCE FANFIC VOICE

one beautiful day,nice guy mcfly was sitting in his closet talking to himself about his trauma from one in the chamber and then he noticed that if he opened his door he could breathe,the beautiful autumn air went through his lungs and he whispered aloud to himself,"wow...i can breathe alot better outside my closet..."

he opened his curtains to a sunny welcoming back to earth with birds strangely singing all star with so much beautiful harmony that it could almost lift brennon off his feet.

"ah the beautiful outdoors." he jumped in xitement and ran outside as fast as a bolt of lighteningm and sang for all to hear,"MY BEAUTIFUL PINEAPPLE FINALLY GRew when i was talking to myself in my closet...," he got quieter and mumbled more as he talked until ,"...mmjhytc...utyrd...well at least my pineapple grew..." he remembered how special this moment was ," WAIT, MY PINEAPPLE GREW!" he quickly dashed in the pineapples direction,and stopped at the beautiful sight of his freshly grown pineapple that had quite a cartoonish spotlight. as his new pineapple shone in the spotlight he picked it up and hugged it tight,"ill call you lil frenly." while the pineapple was tight in his arms she blushed and said ,"...thank you for my beautiful name nice guy mcfly." the terrified male human dropped the pineapple in slow motion and in a panic screamed,"YOU CAN SPEAK!?" the little female pineapple blushed with a cloud of red quickly spreading on her face.

in a panic lil frenly said,"IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO DONT HAVE TO SPEAK WITH MY HIDEOUS VO-" nice guy cut her off by putting his finger on her mouth to stop her from speaking and said

"no...keep being you...", " I...I dont know what to say...," lil frenly hesitated to say what she was about to say and quickly headed for the door to his house when nice guy slammed the innocent little pineapple against the wall and started eating her," you should be on a pizza " nice guy moaned"

the pinapple had a bit less vocabulary," munya munya nya nya nya" lil frenly had to admit that she liked the suspense of seeing what his girl friend viciously staring at them would do next,

THANK YOU FOR READING THIS FANFIC AND THE REST WAS CENSORED DUE TO GORE AND EINNNEAPRPROPREIEATE CONTENT SEE YOU IN MY NEXT FANFIC