Title: Casual Discussions
Pairing: LeonxCloud
Written by: Meru Caldera
The only thing I own is Chocobo Charlie and Cactuar Cathy. They ran away though, so I don't even have them.
This is a drabble for Cloud's birthday. Sorry it's five days late. I suck.
I do already have a story ready for Leon's birthday though! I wrote it last month without even realizing it would be a perfect birthday Fic for him.
Please enjoy.
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Leon looked up from his plate of waffles and across the table to Cloud, who was eating his own serving of the delicious breakfast foods.
"So," Leon started, quickly gaining his blond boyfriend's attention. "I was listening to the Chocobo Charlie and Cactuar Cathy radio show last night, while you were taking a nap."
Cloud looked up from his plate, raising an eyebrows. "You listen to that drivel?"
"Sometimes. And it's not drivel," Leon defended. "Anyway, they started discussing the perverted things people do with their dogs."
"What?" Cloud was always amazed at the casual manner in which Leon could mention of discuss things like this.
"Yeah. Women and Men smear peanut butter on their bits, and have dogs lick it off. Which struck me as odd, I wouldn't have guessed dogs like peanut butter."
"Really, Leon? Is that really the part that struck you as odd?"
"Well, yeah. You would think dogs wouldn't like peanut butter." He set his fork down, and pushed his now cleared plate to the side. "I was thinking."
Uh-oh! Cloud's mind yelled. "Yeah?" He asked slowly, as if attempting to navigate through a verbal mine field.
"If dogs like peanut butter, wolves must too."
Cloud pushed his own cleared plate aside, fixing Leon with a look. "What are you getting at?"
"Well, Cloud, do you have a special fondness for peanut butter?"
"I'm not an actual wolf, Leon."
"If I dipped my dick in some peanut butter, would you lick it off?" He asked bluntly. He had never had to resort to such things to get Cloud to lick him, he was just curious. He also just loved conversations like this.
"Well, what if I put milk on my cock, would you lap that up, Kitty?" Cloud shot back. Fuck, the thought of Leon lapping milk out of his lap was making him hard. Infuriatingly enough, the brunet didn't seem to be having the same problem. Leon was so casual and open about things like this, he might as well have been discussing the weather.
Leon thought about the question for a moment. "Can it be chocolate milk?"
Cloud stood up and took his plate to the sink. "This conversation is over."
"Strawberry milk?" Leon tried again.
As Cloud rinsed his plate off, he swore that he would take a hammer to every radio in the house.
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Umm, there may be more chapters. I have gone over other discussions in my head. I'm not so sure though.
Thank you to everyone who took the time to read. Please review and tell me if you enjoyed it or not.
