Chapter 1: A Wen Epoh

Bazeki:Ok it's back it took it long enough but has turned into a ghost town like in one year-

Yumi:Can we start this story or what.

Bazeki:LET ME CONTINUE!

Dean:What the hell is his problem.

Bazeki:Who's?

Dean:Yours!

Bazeki:I have no problem! *Looks out window* AH Black Guy LOCK THE DOORS!

Sam:Well someone is racist!

Bazeki:Are not...just paranoid.

Cas:I can see why.

Bazeki:Yeah...AND HE'S AN ANGEL!

TV:Now we return to touched by an Angel!

Cas:WE DON'T DO SUCH THINGS!

Dean:I beg to differ!

Yumi:What's that suppose to mean?

Cas:BEG MY CHILD!

Bazeki:QUITE! At least the others are quite!

Sam:That's because they aren't here, we are the only one's that attended! The rest of them replaced themselves with cardboard cutouts.

Bazeki:PROVE IT!

Cas:YEAH PROVE IT!

Bazeki:See even the angel is on my side, uhhh what's your name Nerd Angel?Virgin Angel?

Dean:At least someone was paying attention.

Yumi:*Gazing at Dean* he's doing what.

Cas:Is it a staring contest let me try!

(Cas jumps in front of Yumi to play)

Bazeki:Big mistake!

Yumi:NEIGH! NO ONE GETS IN FRONT OF ME AND MY DEANIE POO!

Dean:Your whatie poo?

Sam:Looks like some has a lover.

Voice:NOT JUST HIM!

*Superman theme plays :40 seconds into the song*

(The person crashes through the window)

Person:My Sammy!

Bazeki:Wow Mizu seriously crash through the window and say my Sammy...really you need to try that again sometime LATER.

Sam:Am I suppose to be scared

Mizu:In deed I'm sitting next to you!

Bazeki:NO NO NO NO!YOU lose that privilege

Mizu:COME ON!

Bazeki:Anyway the seat was reserved for...CASTIEL COME ON DOWN!

Cas:What? I won!

Bazeki:Your the next contestant on SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

Cas:How do you play?

Bazeki:*Laughs* You, you are gonna take some getting used to...ever since...nevermind the...the story is too grusome to tell.

Dean:Ok well don't tell it lets contin-

Bazeki:It was June 6th 1944, I was just a Private back then and Satsu was a Private First Class, how he got to that position before me was like asking the question why don't unicorns exist-

Dean:Well that's because-

Bazeki:I WAS TALKING! Anyways Operation Neptune just ended, me and Satsu were ordered to clear any survivors out of the trenches of the Axis forces. As we continued to clear out the trenches we incountered a barley alive German clenching a live gernade!

Caty:He sacarfised himself for you?

Bazeki:You know I might send you to the Dunce corner for inturrputing me!

Caty:I only did it once!

Bazeki:Yes and that is enough to make me angrey!

Caty:Meanie...

Bazeki:Well anyway as he clenched the gernade he yelled "Ich will nicht als Kriegsgefangener sein!"

Cas:This is getting good!

Bazeki:DUNCE CORNER NOW! And don't think you don't have to put on the silly hat too!

Cas:Awww...

(Cas walks into the corner and puts on the hat)

Bazeki:Oh he funny now!

Dean:So what happen to Satsu?

Bazeki:Satsu? Oh well he took the gernade threw it deeper into the trenches and he kicked the German and shot him with a Colt M1911A1

Sam:Then how did he die?

Bazeki:Oh that well when he got into his late 80's he died of AIDS from having sex with all those American women back in 1987!

But he bacame a spokes person for surviving for 23 years later!That is why there is this memorial of Satsu in the living room!

Bobby:Puts that John Lennon...

Bazeki:Indeed it is wheelchair man...

Bobby:I'm not in a wheelchair...

Bazeki:Well let me come over there and bust yours legs and see how that turns out then BOBBY!IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!

Tobi:I bet it's not!

Caty:Neither is yours Madara.

Madara:HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Caty:I don't know, you just fell for my trap!

Tobi:BUT I'M A GOOD BOY!

Bazeki:YOU YOUR INSIDE VOICE BITCH!

Tobi:Tobi sorry...

Bazeki:Wait did you refer to yourself in 3rd person?

Tobi:yes...

Bazeki:Cas out of the...Cas where are you?

(At Burger King in the driveway)

Cashier:Can I take your order..

Cas:Where are you? WHERE ARE YOU!

Cashier:Inside the building...now can I-

Cas:How do I get in? IS there a secret passage?

Cashier:Sir your holding up the line!

Cas:Oh my god there's more people in this Hell!

Cashier:Sir can we please take your order?

Cas:You take orders...(Tears up)...from me?

Cashier:Do you want a Whopper.

Cas:What's a Whopper?

Cashier:...our famous burger!

Cas:Burger!

Cashier:Yes would you like Double Triple or Jr?

Cas:They are a family too?

Cashier:I suppose-

Cas:I'll be there in a second!

(Through the Mic)

Hey what the hell are you doing here can't I smoke *Snap*Yeah you may gaurd the building but you will be a great disguise!

(Front door opens and Cas is dressed up in a Burger King Empolyee outfit)

Cashier:Oh Donna your back, we have some orders we need to fill..

Cas:I'll get on it...

(5 minutes later)

Cashier:Can I take your order.

Fat Person:I'd like a large drink, wit a Triple Whopper with Cheese, wit King FRIES no Tomato cause it give me cramps from my lack of Potassium!

Cashies:Ok, didn't understand a word you said but anyway Triple Whopper with king fries and no tomato.

Cas:On It.

(4 minutes later in the quite Burger King)

Cas:Ding Fries are done, Ding Fries are Done, Ding Fries are done, Ding Fries are done, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run, I work at Burger King, makin flame-broiled whoppers, I wear paper hats, Would you like an apple pie with that, would you like an apple pie with that, Fries are done, Ding Fries are Done, Ding Fries are done, Ding Fries are done, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run, don't touch the fries, in hot fat, it really hurts bad, and so do skin graphs,Would you like an apple pie with that, would you like an apple pie with that, wait for the bell, can't hear the bell, where is the bell, wait for the bell, ding fries are done, Diiing friiies are dooone.

Cashier:...Donna what the hell? Wait...your not Donna! Security!

Cas:Oh Shit!

(Cas steals all the whoppers and runs out of Burger king)

Cashier:What the hell...

Fat Person:If I don't get my whopper I become an angrey Fat person!

Cashier:Seriously BazekiHuron? A fat person joke?

BazekiHuron:Yes just go with it!

Cashier:But a fat person joke?

BazekiHuron:I say what goes and I can say you will wear a pink dress if I want!

Cashier:All right fine geesh.

(Back at the Manison)

Bazeki:You know only two stories of mine ever took place in a manison and they all fell to the ground at the end...I should look into this but I won't..

Dean:You mean this ONE DAY might collaspe?

Bazeki:Dean calm down! When your voice gets loud you get fan girls horney!

Sam:I've seen.

*Police Sirens in the background, door opens and slams shut*

Cas:It's the buzz man!

Dean:How did you get the cops after you?

Bazeki:Judging by what they are doing out there Cas robbed a Burger King, stole a pimp's car, drove the car here crashing through old lady fences and police barricades, killing pedestrians, and finally assinated the president.

Cas:Everything but killing pedestrians I missed them.

Bazeki:Soo close.

Rhi:You killed Obama?

Bazeki:WOW! I shunn you SHUNN! Now into the corner with Tobi and give me all the Whoppers!

(Cas drops about 99 Whoppers on the floor)

Bazeki:All of them!

(Cas drops another 204)

Bazeki:Corner NOW!

(Cas goes into corner)

Cas:Thanks Trenchie the Trenchcoat for your extra storage and, hidden compartments!

Bazeki:Now gentlemen, I like to think in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations, and gentlemen at times like these are capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive to deter all forms of aggression! So do not pray for easy lives my friends, pray to be...stronger men.

(Girls cough)

Inuyasha:Shut up women weren't important back then!

Bazeki:It's been so long since you've been here...your wrong they are really important, they are where (spoiler) come from!

Inuyasha:Really I thought it was (Spoiler)?

Trickster:WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU (Big mean comment)

Bazeki:wow...that was mean..and who keeps blocking out our conversations!

Trickster:What's funny is your not wearing pants...I PANTSED YOU!

Bazeki:Well I COUNTERED pranked by not wearing underwear!

(Bazeki steps out from behind the stand)

Everyone:MY GOD!

Bazeki:Yep just letting the wind breeze right through!

Naruto:PUT ON SOME PANTS!

Bazeki:Trickster took them!

Trickster:Nope they are around your ankles...

Bazeki:That's what you think!

Caty:Nope we are for sure they are around your ankles!

Bazeki:That's because your in the Twilight Zone!

Caty:That doesn't make sense!

Bazeki: Indeed because what you see is not what occurs in this word of weirdness and black and white shows!

Cas:SCENE CHANGE!

(10 minutes later)

Dean:How'd we get outside?

Bazeki:In 10 minutes Bazeki can do anything!

Cas:What about-

Bazeki:ANY...thing...

Caty:Trust me he can...

Bazeki:Now, I invited you all here today to discuss important matters...

Rhi:Important enough that it invovles paintball guns...

Bazeki:Indeed! We were going to team up against never had sex wimpy angel as he hides behind the General Lee!

Yumi:General Lee II! And instead of it being a Dodge Charger I used Dean's Impala!

Dean:You did what now?

Cas:She painted your Impala! Your Baby! Or Morning sun! Do you pay attention!

Bazeki:EVERYONE ARM YOUR WEAPONS! THERE'S THE VIRGIN ANGEL!

Cas:Where?

Yumi:JUMP IN GENERAL LEE II !

Cas:OK!

(Cas runs to the door)

Cas:It's not opening!

Yumi:Cause you gotta jump through the window!

Cas:ROGER!

Rhi:I thought her name was Yumi?

Mizu:Me too...

(Cas backs up, as paintballs are being shot at him, runs and hits the window and lays on the ground)

Yumi:Oh sorry I forgot to roll yours down, you all right, hello...wake up sleepy head...

Rhi:OH my GOD!

(Rhi runs over to Cas as paintballs are shot at both but Rhi matrixes the Paintballs)

Bazeki:Oh boy...if she can dodge little mac...let's see her dodge BIG JIM!

(Bazeki pulls out a mini gun and begans shooting)

Rhi:I almost there Cas!Cas?

(Cas is over by an Ice Cream Truck)

Cas:Two scopes please...

Ice Cream man:You still haven't told me the flavor...

Cas:What would you reccommend?

Rhi:Oh he's ok, What the Fuck?

(Rhi is hit by an onslot of paintballs)
Rhi:I'm down! I'm DOWN! Tell my Cas...to...live...on...

(Rhi fake deaths)

Cas:Did I miss something?

Bazeki:No no you didn't except Rhi died right there...

Mizu:SHE'S DEAD!

Bazeki:Already on it.

(Bazeki drops Rhi's body in a hole and begans to bury her with cement)

Sam:Cement?

Bazeki:Hey I don't want her coming back as a zombie anytime soon.

Rhi:What the hell is this stuff?

Bazeki:SHE'S BACK!

(Bazeki begans to shoot her with the paintball gun)

Dean:So what are we doing here?

Bazeki:Trying to keep a zombie in it's grave!

Rhi:Fuck that one hit me in the eye!

Sam:Tell us the real reason!

Bazeki:Al right fine! Today is a day of glory and fun...as this bash was canceled on that once of a family resort ghost town...and now we rejoice as me, the wastelander, traveled from city to city, site to site, to discover this website...and now-

Caty:So there is going to be a new bash with new characters?

Bazeki:I was getting to that but yes the others died as I traveled the wasteland!So I decided to add NEW PEOPLE! Or so I thought the others just decided to show up...saw my signs on telephone poles...

Naruto:There were no signs...

Inuyasha:Yep...

Trickster:I saw a sign...

Bazeki:That's cause your new asshole...NOW GO DRINK YOUR PEPSI !

Dean:When does this thing end?

Bazeki:When I want it to...

Caty:Which is like 17 chapters later...

Bazeki:How do I come up with new ideas like that...

Mizu:You are a little insane...

Bazeki:Well yeah but all that's in my head are hot naked girls...telling me to kill people...

Yumi:Wait what?

Bazeki:Yes voices tell me...you want me to kill her?Well shje dies like every other chapter...understood...

Yumi:Who was that...

Bazeki:THE VOICES!

(Bazeki snaps Yumi's Neck)

Bazeki:The voices have been pleased!

Cas:So that's how I do it...

Dean:Do what?

Cas:Use a host...