A/n: Okay, basically this is a collection of my WEIRD dreams concerning Harry Potter. I'm only writing this because someone was pestering me about it.
I don't own Harry Potter. Or Jesse McCartney, who be a guest star.
WARNING: HARRY POTTER/RON WEASLEY/DRACO MALFOY/JESSE MCCARTNEY BASHING
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I'M NOT KIDDING. THIS IS A WARNING
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LAST WARNING. TYOU CAN TURN BACK NOW.
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FINE. YOU CAN READ BUT DON'T FLAME ME! I ALREADY WARNED YOU!
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Aerith woke up and yawned. Yesterday had been pretty hectic. She and her friends had a sleepover and they were partying all night.
Claire woke up as well. "Good morning," she said.
Their other best friends woke up as well.
"Hi," Amie greeted happily.
"Hello everyone," Raye said.
Izabelle smiled. "Salutations."
Suddenly, someone walked into the room.
"Excuse me, but where is the bathroom?" A male voice asked.
Aerith "Oh, it's in—AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"What--?" Claire started to say. She screamed too when she found out who was at the door. Harry Potter!!
The rest of the girls screamed too. They all ran out of the room and stayed in the kitchen.
"That was weird," Raye remarked, terrified.
"I know. We just entered 'cause the door was open," a male voice said.
"Yeah," another male voice seconded.
The girls, realizing who the voices belonged too, turned around. They screamed. Ron Weasley and, God forbid, Draco Malfoy! Together! As best friends!
Aerith suddenly grabbed a fork. "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
Ron and Draco dropped to the ground, dead.
"Cool," Aerith remarked.
The rest looked at each other as they all headed upstairs.
They opened to door to find Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy and Jesse McCartney on Aerith's bed, reading magazines!!
"Wha---?" Raye started.
Izabelle blurted out, "I thought we killed the two of you!"
The boys exchanged glances. "No you didn't."
The girls, now very terrified, grabbed various objects. Aerith had her fork, Claire had a wooden spoon, Raye had a spatula, Amie had an electric fan, and Izabelle, weird as this may sound, had an air conditioner.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!" They all yelled.
The four dropped to the ground (again).
The girls, now breathless ran out of the room to find Harry, Ron, Draco, and Jesse waiting outside.
"Blimey, that was bloody heartless!" Ron cried.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A/n: I warned you. my dreams are WEIRD.
You can choose not to review, but I would prefer it if you did.
--SAKURA--
