The Best Thing Since Gay

El oh el. Why would I own Gravitation?


The pink haired male clung to his lover as the pair tried to outrun the pack of screaming fan girls. While on a trip to Hiro's (Shuichi insisted they walk. "We're gonna get fat if we just drive around all the time!") a young girl had bumped into the pop-singer and sent his sunglasses and hat flying to the ground. The girl had immediately turned to apologize, but instead announced impending doom.

"Shindou Shuichi-kun!"

A few other people on the street looked at them and let out a few exclamations of their own, drawing more attention. When their eyes landed on the tall man beside Shuichi, another cry was heard, this time of "Yuki-sensei!"

The pink haired front man grabbed his boyfriend's hand and ran as fast as he could (which is pretty damn fast) in the direction of Hiro's home. He pounded on the door, screaming until the guitarist opened it to allow them in. He was immediately trampled by his friend, in the singer's rush to get away from his fans.

The door was promptly closed and locked, and the trio attempted to ignore the pounding and screaming going on outside.

"Yuuukiii-Senseiiii!!!"

"Shu-chan!"

"Hiroshi-saaaaaaan!"

After a few minutes, it all went quiet. The three looked at the door, expecting it to explode open, or something along those lines, when a final cry was heard.

"We know where Nakano-san lives! This is the best thing since gay!"

Hiro stared at Shuichi and his friend's lover. "...Thanks, guys."

Yuki lit a cigarette uncaring. "Any time."


A/N: Yey for requests? Was coerced (to compel by force, intimidation, or authority, esp. without regard for individual desire or volition) into watching the entire series just so that I'd write this. Loving friends, yes?

Written in 5 mins.