A/N: I don't own anything of KH, but this story is mine. This is my take on BeyondTheClouds 50 Drabble Challenge. I came up with this idea in September 2012. XD I chose to write about Roxas, Sora, Vanitas and Ventus being four brothers who are Love-tutors for those who need help and advise about their love life. I hope I'll do well enough and that I didn't make Vanitas too much of a jerk (then again, that's impossible, seeing as how he acts in BBS, right? XD ). To make things clear: Vanitas and Sora are twins and both one year older than Ven and Roxas, who are, as you could guess, twins as well. Vanitas is the oldest of the two, followed by Sora, then Ven, with Roxas being the youngest. Pleasy enjoy and before I forget: I know that I sound like a broken record by now, but I would really appreciate it if you could take a look at my poll for this story and vote for your favorite pairings, because when the next chapter appears, the poll will close. CloudxTifa and ZackxAerith are currently at the top. :)

© WishingDreamer5, April 2015

Word count: 1000


It was a wonderful day. The sun hadn't been shining this brightly for quite a while and even if one wasn't outside now, they could tell how pleasantly warm it was.

Well, too bad that everyone's trapped in school now, Vanitas thought, as he continued staring out of the window, while trying to tune out the teacher's voice.

Even though nothing spectacular was happening outside (tch, more like the opposite, but he digressed), the scene was much more interesting than what happened inside. Besides, Vanitas already knew that he wouldn't fail this class. Seriously, you had to be a dense idiot if you failed at biology. But then again, there were enough of those dense idiots in this world. In fact, he lived with three of them… unfortunately. Okay, more like two and half, because one wasn't always acting like he didn't know how to use his brains.

Every day, I think people can't get any dumber and every day, I'm proven horribly wrong. What has become of this world?

At that moment, his twin brother Sora, who happened to sit next to him, prodded him, hard. He gave him a highly peeved look, muttering, "Now what?" to which the brunet boy nodded his head towards Mr. Sephiroth Crescent, their biology teacher.

It was only then that Vanitas noticed how eerily quiet it had become in the classroom. To make matters worse, everyone's attention was turned to him, because Mr. Crescent was standing in front of his table, his arms crossed (which was never a good sign).

The teacher was giving him the Scar-Look-of-Pure-Doom, with his poisonous green eyes narrowed dangerously. Well, that was certainly not promising anything good.

"Vanitas, since you think you're too smart to pay attention in my class, tell me… what's the answer to question number three?"

The ebony-haired teen looked at his notebook. "Three times," he replied, confidently.

By the silent gasps in the room, he could tell that wasn't the right answer at all.

…Dammit, he was in for it now.

The silver-haired teacher (how was it possible for his hair to be that ridiculously long without him stepping on it every time? And was it just him, or did it have an almost unnatural shine?) pointed the ruler that he was holding in his hand towards him. "At the end of this ruler, you can all find an idiot."

Before Vanitas realized what he was doing, he blurted out, "Which end of the ruler do you mean, Sir?"

Some people in the class started to snicker at that, but they stopped the instant they saw the murderous look from the teacher. The latter was practically radiating hatred as he whispered ominously, "That serves you another month of detentions. Go see the headmaster. I'm sure he'll find it very interesting to hear why you're paying a visit to him…"

Not again!

Suppressing a groan, Vanitas slowly got up and gathered his belongings. After he'd put his books into his backpack, he walked out of the classroom, his head held high.


"What? I can't believe you actually did that!" Ven cried, giving his older brother an incredulous, yet disapproving look.

The four of them currently had a table of their own in the school's cafeteria, discussing what had happened only a few minutes ago.

"It was all worth it. I'll never forget that old man's face," Vanitas replied.

The blonde teen shook his head, before asking, "How hard is it to behave for less than an hour?"

"Not that hard, but boring as hell," the older sibling said, ever so calmly.

"I have to say, I'm surprised that he was after you this time, since normally, only Cloud's the victim. Sephiroth wouldn't mind drinking Cloud's blood, I swear!" Roxas noted. He looked at Sora, who had fallen asleep, his head leaning on his arm that was propped up on the table. "And what's with him, why is he out?"

"He's been chatting with Kairi till very late, again," Ven replied, since he shared his room with Sora. "Sora? Sora? He's not answering! Why isn't he answering?"

"Look, I don't think anything can cause him any more brain damage. So he's either taking a nap…or he's dead. And there's only one way to find that out." Vanitas noted coolly, as he deliberately pushed his twin's elbow off the table, making him land face-first on the surface, hard. His poor victim jerked awake immediately, causing the raven-haired boy next to him to laugh at him. "See? Told you he's all okay? Here's your proof."


When the four siblings were heading to their next class, they spotted a lonely female student, crying in a corner near the soda machine.

"Hey, who's that little bundle of misery over there?" Vanitas wondered.

"She seems pretty upset," Ven noted, worriedly.

"No, really?" Vanitas muttered.

"I heard it's over between her and her crush," Roxas explained. "Their names escape me at the moment, though."

"It was probably her own fault. If she knew how to act normal around a guy, then she wouldn't be sitting here, crying her eyes out."

Sora frowned, not liking the harsh tone that his brother used. "Van, that's mean."

"So? It's true."

"I think he meant that if there was someone who could help them with how to act and all, they wouldn't be sad anymore," Roxas corrected him.

"No, that's not what I meant," Vanitas admitted, a small smirk dancing on his lips.

"Hey, I got an idea!" Sora then cried.

"Uh-oh… This can't be good."

"What if we help them a little? The four of us. We're smart. We can figure out something," Sora suggested, pretending that he hadn't heard Vanitas's comment this time. "We can be...Love Advisors!"

The remaining boys' mouth dropped open. Sure, Sora was known for wanting to help people out, even if they were complete strangers to him. However, what he apparently was implying now, was something different. If their brother actually meant what they thought he meant...then God help them.


A/N: Aaand that's the first chapter. It felt a little forced (mostly because of the word-limit), but that's going to change, promise! So, how did I do?

I'm going to write about 12 pairings. Can you guess which? :D