DESCRIPTION: Everyone gets their equally POV story. If you think some of the smashers are not getting their fair share, then dont hesitate to tell me. Im still not sure about the romance that goes on here, but for sure, LinkXZelda.
The Smashers decide to live in a big castle, and live there like a family, the Smashers have their personal problems, but cant be helped, they help each other cope with their problems or better yet, help them solve it, a story about how each smasher live their own lives.
Please, give the story a chance, crappy introduction, but next chapter will be better.
Flames are Welcome.
Also Please Read and Review.
Also, SPOILERS! Warning! Hidden Character Spoilers. If you'd like me to edit it to make it where you'd know when the characters are coming in, then PM me. Kthnkz.
Note: Id first like to say that I might end up deleting this story, why?
Because I think its shitty.
I had trouble writing because of the characters, theres so many, so it took longer than expected. All I have to say is please give it a chance because this is one SHITTY introduction. The next chapter will be WAAAY better because then I get to focus on one character only. If you think I did one of the characters wrong in anyway, please feel free to correct me.
Im still researching everyone, since I am ignorant to some character's personalities.
also feel free to correct me on anything.
CHAPTER 1: Introduction
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"Where's Pink Boy?" Bowser asked, taking an enormous bite out of a whole, roasted turkey.
"Probably stinking up the bathroom again. I don't get how that pink turd could leave our bathrooms that smelly," Ganondorf said grimly, pouring some salt on his mashed potatoes."Peach, you didn't add salt again."
"Sorry!" Peach chimed from the kitchen.
"Hey look, it's Ganondork! " Snake snickered as he sat next to 'Ganondork' and grabbed his fork and spoon in his hands.
"Don't push it Snake." Ganondorf growled, beginning to lose his temper already.
"Uhh..Where's Falcon?" Snake asked, taking a bite out of his turkey leg.
"Falco?" Bowser questioned with a look of disgust.
"CAPTAIN FALCON." Snake repeated slowly.
"Ohhh..." Snake looked at Bowser expectantly."Hes uhh...Hes-"
A missile crashed into the ceiling wall suddenly, following after was a familiar, girlish yelp.
"Oh, again? Nevermind..."
Samus walked into the kitchen a moment later and sat down.
The villains' faces brightened, especially Snake's.
"Ay Samus.", "Yo Aran", "Hey Samus.", "Hey," the villains greeted.
Samus nodded to all of them as she began eating her dinner.
"Damn it! Where's my punching bag?" Bowser yelled, clenching his fist.
"Which one? Blue Chicken? FairyFag? Retard? Sheman? Or the the two Stooges?"
"FairyFag! The one I always pick on everyday!"
"You pick on everyone," Snake blurted out.
"Yeah, but I pick on him the most."
"Why do you always pick on the guy Bowser?" Samus questioned.
"Because hes a total queer. Everything about him is real gay, especially his little outfit. Gay written all over it"
"Then why not Link?"
"I guess cuz he isn't a total fag."
Samus shrugged and continued eating.
That's us, our family. Or at least part of our huge family. We like staying together. We usually eat dinner together, or go out together as a family, isn't that great? Ahh, we also live in a giant, floating castle, that has a big, green lawn and garden. Theres a small forest and waterfall as well. Sounds awesome? It is.
Ah well, being in a family, it also has its chinks. We get into fights and arguments, but thats part of life right? Well, I should tell a bit about my family. The basics I guess.
Samus Aran.
For some strange reason, she was able to easily get along with Bowser, Gannondorf and the other villains.She was not able to get along with the rest of the Super Smash Crew though. There are some exceptions however: Olimar, Pit, Kirby Etc. She can't really talk to them about much due to Samus being a hero, and the others being...villains. Samus is well known to be the tomboy of the group. She seems to also be stuck up, and quiet. Samus tries to avoid problems as much as she can.
Bowser, well, he doesn't really consider himself to have friends. Just acquaintances.Every single morning, he picked on poor 'FairyFag'. Poor guy. He also picked on everyone else as someone mentioned. He's also been going on the internet lately, so every now and then Bowser would use that retarded ass internet slang. The guy seriously needs a freakin' life...and a girlfriend...considering his access to the internet has been increasing each day.
Gannondorf?
He's one of those angry softies. He has deep feelings, writes poems, but also has anger issues. Since he did blow up our mansion before, not once but twice. Second time was because I took his slice of pizza. He threw this fit, and pulled a Captain Falcon on our house.He's usuallyseen yelling at those kids that play on our lawn, or he yells at us. Talk about Anger Management. He usually screams at all of us everyday. Also needs a life. Reminds me of peach, kind of, just not so eehh...
Snake... not much to say about him. Only that hes an expert at reading people's attack moves, and good in combat. Snake despises Pit greatly. Probably the reason why Bowser and Snake get along so well, anyways, no one knows why he hates Pit as much as he does. He does however make good jokes and can be extremely funny, everyone gets along with him...well...almost everyone...
"Hi guys!" Pit said cheerfully as he fluttered into the kitchen.
"There you are FairyFag!" Bowser said, snapping his head back to face Pit.
"Bowser, please, can you refrain from your name calling? It really can hurt people's feelings."
Poor, naive, little Pit. Little did he know, he was only making it worse.
"Don't feed the trolls, retard."
"What? What's that mean?"
Samus only chuckled at Pit's ignorance.
"Come here, douchebag."
"No." Pit defied Bowser nervously. Starting to hover back.
"I SAID COME MAH!"
"Stop flying Pit! The dust from your wings is flying over here. Not only that, but theres a feather on my mashed potatoes," Snake growled, taking advantage of the situation.
"Sorry Snake, " Pit apologized and landed, folding his wings.
Snake smirked.
Samus only watched the situation turn ugly.
"Get 'em!" Bowser shouted suddenly and charged after Pit.
Pit, takened by surprise yet again, was about to pull out his bow and arrow, when Snake pulled a full-nelson on him.
"Let go of me!" pleaded Pit sweetly as he struggled to get out of Snake's hold. Man on man love, a beautiful thing.
"Okay, I'll let go just because you said so," Snake replied.
Pit smelled the sarcasm.
"Please?"
"The usual swirly, Snake?" Bowser pondered.
"Yup, then give him the trash can."
"No! No! No! No!" Pit's cries grew faint after Bowser and Snake left with him.
Pit, is a complete retarded angel. He usually goes around solving people's problems. He's our problem solver, heck, he solved some of my problems. Jeez, he has quite a bully problem on his hands, we never help him with his problems though. Its either because of the following reasons;
1) don't care,
2) are too lazy,
3)we're too scared to do anything
4)we dislike Pit
Or 5)we think its something Pit should learn on his own.
Another thing about Pit is his freaking wings. He's always flying around the house sending out his fairy powder, lazy bastard. Sometimes his feathers would fall off. It gets annoying since you constantly find his feathers in your clothes, how'd they get there? He does laundry sometimes, ahh, we all take turns actually, but Pit does it mostly. Also note that hes a clumsy guy, but determined. Oh, and hes religious. We rip on him sometimes, he doesn't mind though. Or I don't think he does.
Peach peered out from the kitchen counter.
"Did they finish their dinner Gannon?" Peach pouted.
"No," Gannondorf replied.
"Those boys make me so mad!" Peach puffed.
"Huh."
"They leave their dinners to do something so immature, I clean after them! I wash the dishes, clean the house! And what do they do? They go flush Pit!" Peach ranted.
"Uh-huh."
Mario walked in with Luigi, they both parked their big butts down to eat ignoring her rant.
"Mario! You better eat everything! I slaved myself all day to the kitchen just so you people can eat! You too Luigi!"
Mario cocked a brow.
"Whats gotten into-"
Just then Ness, Mini-Me(AKA Y. Link), Looney(AKA ToonLink), Lucas, came running in, sat down, and began scarfing down their food.
"Hey! No running in this house!" Peach shouted."Link! Tell your young self to stop with the horseplay!" she shouted louder, trying to make Link come downstairs from his room or whatever.
"No you stop it!" Mini-Me kidded.
"Stop it NOW!" Peach yelled.
"No you stop!"
"Nevermind." Mario said, now forgetting the whole thing.
Young Link
A shy, quiet boy at times. Like most kids though, he gets annoying whenever hes up to it. which is rare. He helps his friends out, kinda like Pit.
Peach... well, shes so...well...girly..and snobby,...and bratty like. She's also a loud mouth. She screams at everybody like if we were deaf or something. She's married to Mario now, we had a huge wedding for her, and she was fucking crazy. She turned into Bridezilla, commanding us to do this and that, and thats when the incident happened. Kekekeke...
She got into this huge fight with Samus, it was U N B E L I E V E A B L E.
They were tearing at each other. And Samus, well, she totally kicked her behind, bam! Straight to the moon.
Oh, now that I mention it, Samus and Peach are always at each other's throats! Every single day! Peach is a bossy, pissy, bratty, snobby, woman. What the hell did that fat bastard Mario see in this bitch? Really. She has to do it her way! Always! God. You know she smacked me just because I told her shes prissy.
Kiss my butt Peach.
Mario? Mario is Mario man. Nothing much to be said there. Ah wait, he spanked Ness with his belt one time because Ness farted on Mario's face with his mouth openwhile he was sleeping. He really tasted that fart. Ness probably had eggs or beansfrom what I cant tell fromMario's reaction.
Wonder if Zelda farts?
Luigi? Mario's jealous, vengeful,assholic, insane brother. Do us a favor, and NEVER fuck with Luigi really bad. Roy learned it the hard way, and lets just say Roy never really recovered from the incident. We never talk about it since then. The guy needs serious therapy. REALLY. Sick bastard.
I do have a understanding that hes currently seeing a psychiatrist.
He also does Yoga,
and I think hes Buddhist.
I said I think man...
Just then Link, Fox, Marth and Wario walked in sweating, probably from a battle they had.
Wario walked in farting as usual.
"Ew Wario! Keep it in the basement!" Marth scorned.
Link threw himself at a chair. Marth neatly and quietly pulled up a seat. Fox quickly sat down and started to scarf his food down.
Wario grabbed a seat by Bowser as usual.
The kids erupted with laughter suddenly, punching each other's shoulders to see who wimps out first.
"Mini-Me, eat your food. Stop playing around," Link scolded as he gnawed on a turkey leg.
"Okay." Mini-Me said as he began to eat again.
Just then Diddy and DK trotted in roaring in laughter, DK threw over his shoulder a banana peel.
Roy scampered in and to-
"WhooOOOOAA!"
And slipped on a banana peel.
Some of the Smashers laughed at Roy's clumsiness.
"Shutup you guys." Roy barked as he stood up weakly and pulled up a chair next to Marth.
"Whats so funny?" Peach peered from the kitchen counter, getting ready to laugh.
"Nothing Peachy-Poo, go back to your womanly duties," Luigi said.
Peach marched over to Luigi and smacked him upside his head.
"Ow! Mario do something! Your wife hit me!"
"What do you want me to do?"
"Shes your wife!"
"So?"
"Peach wears the pants in this marriage." Link snickered.
"Thats not true!" Mario shouted and looked to Peach who went back to washing dishes. "Peach tell him!"
"My Mario is in charge of our relationship," Peach said plainly.
"She only said that because shes with you."
"No she didn't!"
"Shut the fuck up, both of you idiots. All you guys do is talk about stupid shit like that." MasterHand cursed as he floated in. The kids snickered.
"Must you always have to curse each time you speak Masterhand? The kids are present and its annoying," Peach whined.
"Hey, the day I take advice or orders from a prissy ass bitch is the day I start being a fucking gaywad. Fuck you."
"Ugh."
"Next thing you know I'm gonna be robbin' banks." Link growled.
"Hey, you don't go gangsta just by hearing cuss words okay? Shutup asshole."
"Hey Roy, did you throw my book away again?" Marth asked, putting a spoonful of mashed potatoes into his mouth.
"What book?" Roy asked with a mouthful of food.
"'Innocent Love'!"
"Uhh..oh yah..I threw it away. It was crap anyways! All it had was kissing and 'I love you' and I love this and that." Roy said as he grabbed a bowl of mashed potatoes and threw some on his plate with a spoon.
"Roy!" Marth slapped his own face in embarrassment.
"What?"
Just then CrazyHand floated in quietly, but nobody noticed due to dinner conversation.
A soggy Pit walked in and pulled a seat. His wings were wet also, and he had left a trail of water behind.
Peach peered in and her face distorted quickly.
"Pit! Your wet! Get changed you jerk! Your making a mess with all that stinky water! NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP! GET OUT! NOW!" Peach began then started screaming at the end.
Peach was not happy that day for some reason. She didn't even apologized for her sudden outburst to Pit.
Pit sighed, he stood up and left the kitchen.
"God damn." CrazyHand commented.
"You can say that again." Fox added.
"Come here my little pikmin, I suppose you're hungry," Olimar's soft voice was heard as he walked in with his usual followers. Olimar looked around, his eyes searched the table for his usual companion.
"Pit isn't here Olimar." Bowser answered Olimar's silent question. Olimar turned and watched Bowser take his seat along with a snickering Snake.
Olimar said nothing.
"We flushed Pit down the toilet. He was one nasty looking turd." Snake joked then bursted out laughing as did Bowser and Samus.
Olimar studied Snake for a moment, he seemed to be slightly disturbed at what he said.
Everyone else chatted away, not paying the least attention to them.
Olimar turned his attention to his little Pikmin.
"Um, Pikmin. Lets go outside to get you something to eat." Olimar said kindly to his followers, and exited out to a special room made for his Pikmin to eat, sleep and relax. Courtesy from MasterHand.
"Olimar isn't that much of a fag like Pit is, I wonder why he even hangs around that loser." Bowser muttered.
"Who knows." Snake shrugged.
"Peach! MY FOOD! NOW! FUCKING FOOD HERE NOW, I'M FUCKING STARVING HERE!" MasterHand yelled.
"Okay! Okay! Hold on!" Peach yelled.
"Relax bro," Crazy said calmly.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Peach placed a giant plate in front of MasterHand.
"There you go Mr. Grumpy-Pants." Peach remarked before returning to her 'womanly duties'.
MasterHand slammed himself on the plate, shaking the table.
The Smashers stared in silence for a moment, then continued with their conversations.
MasterHand lifted himself off the table, the food gone, and the plate miraculously in one piece.
"Peace out fuckers." MasterHand grumbled and left.
"Bye" Some of the Smashers replied.
Mini-Me slammed his cup on the table and sighed from relief.
"I'm done Peach!" He shouted in satisfactory. He slid off the chair and ran out of the kitchen with Ness laughing.
Ike, Zelda, DeDeDe, Yoshi and Meta Knight walked in sweating.
"Hey look its DEEDEEDEE! YOU ARE RETARDED! DEEDEEDEE!" Bowser yelled out in a mocking tone, welcoming DeDeDe.
Snake started laughing hysterically, slamming his fists on the table, unable to control his wild laughter.
"Hey that's from Mind Of Mencia! Good one!" Roy said and began laughing.
CrazyHand joined in, "DEEDEEDEEEEEE! YOU ARE RETARDED!"
"RETARD!"
"DEEDEEDEE!"
"Whats Mind Of Mencia? The heck?"
"RETARD!"
"YOU ARE RETARDED!"
"What is this Mind Of Mencia?" DeDeDe questioned.
"A stupid stand up comedy showdone by a Mexican that steals jokes." Samus replied.
Snake fell off his chair laughing, his face red.
"You guys watch too much television," Link said, a bit annoyed.
"It does sound stupid," DeDeDe said as he took a seat.
"LALALALA! Elmo's World" Yoshi sang happily as he ate.
"Crazy, turn off his translation device before I murder Yoshi," Bowser demanded.
"Already done," Crazy said happily.
"Yoshi, Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi!"
Snake still chuckling, sat down, wiping a tear.
"Its not that funny." Samus commented.
"Look its the three stooges!" Boswer pointed at Marth, Roy and Ike arguing in Japanese. It started to just get aggressive.
Marth and Roy started shouting at Ike, while Ike returned the performance.
Everyone watched silently, some hoping that a fight will start.
Roy, and Marth started pushing Ike back in dominance. Ike retreated reluctantly because he knew he was outnumbered, but appeared to be cursing them as he began to return to his seat..
Ike cursed himself in bitterness as he sat down.
"The nerve of that guy! Commenting on my beautiful hair!" Marth growled.
"He thinks he's much better than us! We told him lets see him take on us, and he chickened out!" Roy boasted.
Ike glared at Roy from across the table.
Kirby, Pikachu, Pichu, JigglyPuff, walked in took their usual seats.
"Heres come that weakling Pokemon Trainer." Fox said as his ear twitched.
"EEWWW!" Kirby shouted in disgust and stood up,"I sat on something wet! And it smells like pee! gross!"
"Hello furries, elves, ugly people and friends!" Herman said cheerfully as he waved to the Smashers. Damn retarded Pokemon Trainer.
"Uhh, yah.. Pit was sitting there," Roy said to Kirby.
"Ganon?"
"Hm?"
"How come I'm not beating this guy up often?"
Ganon shrugs.
Suddenly, Wolf and Sonictumbled in fighting, they were both on the floor rolling.
Sonic stood up panting and delivered Wolf a final punch.
BEEP.
Or so he thought.
Wolf stood up stumbling, and tapped Sonic on the shoulder.
BEEP.
Sonic turned and Wolf smashed Sonic's face in with his fist, sending him to topple on the table.
"Hey!" Crazy shouted," No dinner for you Wolf!" He then shot Wolf with a giant bullet, and he disappeared with a cry."I hate being in charge."
"Hey Crazy, I noticed you're acting a little weird today? Are you okay?" Kirby asked.
BEEP.
"Uh, I'm just so tired and stressed. I've been depressed all day. It'll go away by tomorrow I hope." Crazy said.
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
Mr. Game And Watch walked in and sat his black ass down.
Crazy is normal when hes actually depressed. When hes not depressed, hes a raving, hyperactive lunatic. He stuck a firecracker up Pikachu's butt, shot missiles at random people, made Wario cry and drank his salty tears in sheer enjoyment. Whats up with all these crazy and angry people ?
Fox helped Sonic up from the table.
"Are you going to eat?"
"Uh, yah...Just..Help me sit down."
Pitfloated into the kitchen with clean clothes. Olimar just happened to walk in as well, Olimar waved to Pit.
Being the nice fellow Pit is, Pit returned the gesture.
Lucario, Mewtwo, R.O.B.,Captain Falcon and the Iceclimbers came in at last.
"Alright! Everyone's here already!" Pit said happily,"Almost everyone anyways..." He corrected himself.
"Shutup Pit." Bowser muttered.
Samus cursed to herself when Captain Falcon pulled up a chair next to her.
"My germs!"
"Roy! You idiot!"
"Hey gorgeous..."
"Falcon stop it, if he stays, I'll sit by Link."
"Pass the bowl of potatoes please Mr. Game And Watch."
"BEEP. Sure."
"Forget you."
"Are you okay Pit?"
"Diddy did you grab my poems again?"
"I hate you."
"No."
"I'm fine."
"Falcon, you better sit by someone else, Samus doesn't want you here."
"Crap."
"D.K.!"
"Peach, where is my kiss for the day?"
"Ew."
"Haha."
"Ouch!"
"Here it is sweety."
"Hes been talking crap about me for quite a while."
"Oh really?"
"No one cares, shutup."
"Stop it!"
"Move jerk!"
"God!"
You'll get to know the other Smashers as I continue on with my story about my family.
We are a family, we have our troubles, we get into trouble, we scream at each other, but we love each other.
As corny as that sounds.
