Prompt: Drama

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god," Ashlee said over and over as she ran out of Company, hands covering her eyes.

"Ash, Ashlee slow down," Coop called, running to catch up with her and grabbing her arm to make her stop.

"Ewww," she told him as she lowered her hands. She looked back at Company, "Ewww, eww, ewwwwwww."

"I know. I know, but please try to calm down."

"Calm down," she yelled, pointing back at the restaurant, "Did you just see what I saw?"

"Yes I did, but…"

"Ashlee, Ashlee, honey, wait."

"Oh my god," Ashlee said again, closing her eyes as she watched her mother run toward her. Her clothes were back on, but the buttons of her shirt were off by several holes and she was trying desperately to close her suit jacket.

"Sweetheart," Doris said, shoving Coop out of the way to get to her daughter, "It wasn't what you thought."

"Oh please," Ashlee said, "I'm not four mom, I know what it looks like when two people…oh my god," she said again when Buzz came out looking as disheveled as her mother.

"How do you know what we were doing?" Doris said, glaring at Coop, "What have you been doing with my baby?"

Coop flushed, but glared back at Doris, "Apparently the same thing you've been doing with my father. Hi, Dad," Coop said, waving at him.

"Hi, son. Hi, Ashlee. I'm so sorry, honey, I know that must have been very uncomfortable for you."

"Oh no, I see my mother having sex on a table every day and better yet having it with a man she claims to hate…who I pretty much consider to be the most father-like person in my life. Beautiful."

"Aww, she considers me father-like," Buzz said, wrapping his arm around Doris' shoulders, "Hear that honey?"

"Don't call me honey. You are not anything to my daughter…or me. You misunderstood what you saw, Ashlee. This…man…."

"Seduced you?" Buzz suggested, "Entranced you? Put you under my spell?"

"Tricked me," Doris said.

"Oh please, I did not trick you."

"You did too."

"I supposed I tricked you last night then too, or the night before when you attacked me in the backseat of my car."

"Oh my god," Ashlee yelled again and ran away, Coop fast on her heels as Doris and Buzz got further into it.

"You're a lunatic," she told him, "That's my daughter and she thinks…" Buzz grabbed her arms and pulled her against him, kissing her deeply.

"Ashlee thinks we're doing exactly what we are doing. Now, fix your shirt and let's go tell your daughter we're in love."

"I am not in love with…"

Again, Buzz shut Doris up.