Hey guys! :D It's been so long since i've been on 's been a pretty busy year with highschool drama & homework & crap. xD I decided to give you guys a little gift from me by writing a little one-shot of Starfire & Robin and what Robin's proposal would look like. ENJOY!


Rob's P.O.V

Holy shit. NO. NO. NO. You guys might be thinking, "Oh Robin, stop being such a freaking drama queen!" or, " Oh Robin, chill out dude. Take a chill pill. Go with the flow.".

Well NO. I can't go with this so called 'flow'. Want to know why? Because i'm seconds away to proposing to my girlfriend of 3 years, Starfire. You might think since i'm Robin that i'm an emotionless robot. WRONG. I'm a human and like every other human on this planet I get the sudden urge to take a major dump whilst proposing to my soon to be fiance.

"Robin, are you okay?"

Twitch

"I'm fine Star. Just. You. You're shoes are untied."

LAME.

"Robin, i'm not wearing any shoes."

SHIT. (Literally)

"Star, I love you with all of my heart and right now I would've been hugging you because maybe you would've considered saying yes to my proposal but since right now i'm facing the harshness of those burritos we ate earlier I can't do any of that so if you could excuse me..."

I ran for what I thought was an eternity. Damn. I'm stupid. But it hurts. It really hurts.

You see, Starfire and I had gone to a truck stop a few hours ago because the restaurant was really far away. So I bought us some burritos. When I said 'us' I meant me. I was starving. I cleary remembered eating two beef and bean burritos with like a Dr. Pepper or something. I don't know. But I felt fine after devouring it like a king. Seriously.

KNOCK KNOCK

"Robin?" Starfire's little innocent voice asked.

GURGLE GURGLEEE SPLAT!

HOLY SHIT. THAT WAS A BIG ONE.

"Yeah Star?"

I twitched a little. Never in the history of evers, will I stop at a truck stop for burritos.

"Are you okay?"

"I'm fine."

I was starting to sweat.

"Robin, I don't mean to hurry you. But there's about 7 other men waiting to use the bathroom and they all look like they really got to go."

HAVE I SAID SHIT?

"Kay, i'm going."

I grit my teeth and slowly got up from the toilet seat. Oh lord, the smell was putrid. I closed my eyes and held my breath for a second and looked for the flush knob thing. I flushed the toilet and washed my hands. I think I scrubbed them so hard they started to get a little red. I quickly exited the restroom covering my face.

"DUDE WHAT THE HELL!"

I don't know who yelled but I just kept walking. I saw Starfire looking so beautiful in that short white and flowy dress. Her red beautiful hair cascading down her back into the best curls i've seen. Damn. I'm hypnotized.

I gently sat in front of her and looked at her. She looked distant.

"Star?"

She quicky lightened. "Oh hi Robin."

"Hi."

Lame again.

"Robin, you said you were gonna ask me something earlier. What was it?"

I got stiff. She looked at me with her wide green eyes, curious. She made her lips into a slight pout at the time I was taking to reply.

"Starfire.. I love you. I want you to spend every waking moment with me. I'm not the easiest one to love, but I promise I will always be there for you. Through better or worse."

Starfire smiled.

I got down on my knees, and took out a small leather box from my pocket and opened it. Revealing a big red diamond ring.

"What i'm saying is..Will you marry me?"

She beamed and her eyes got teary.

"Of course!"

She hugged me tightly and almost squeezed the shit out of me. Literally.

"Hey Robin."

I looked at her curiously.

"Huh?"

"You kind of have a brown stain on your pants."

WELL SHIT.


Hope you guys liked it c;