Plot Coverage!

Welcome everyone! Our first story failed, because we didn't have enough material to work with using Luigi's Mansion. Now, TGYR and GC have returned with a Paper Mario 2 story! Here I will cover all the recurring things that would have been shown in the first story.


TGYR and GC met at a Jack-in-the-Box, where Gc spilled TGYR's curly fries. The manager showed up, pointing out that GC caused the "Jack-in-the-Box Crisis of 1983," in which Jack, a guy in a costume, was pushed down a hill. By GC. Afterwards, Jill, a Jack's employee, was pushed down too, never to return. TGYR proceeded to chase GC, into a warp pipe that GC created. It took them to Luigi's Mansion and the first "TGYR's Crotch" joke happened, with a boxing glove. That is the first appearing reccuring joke. They proceeded to the door, which flies off the hinges and crushes TGYR. Luigi then runs away back to his house.
TGYR is afraid of ghosts. He was convinced that the ghosts were lawyers, and boos were attorneys, and skeletons were skeletons. Yeah, the skeleotons couldn't be avoided.
GC is stupid. REALLY stupid. He's too stupid to die. No matter how hard you try to kill him, no matter how many gunshots to the face, no matter how many stab wounds, he WILL NOT DIE! Kinda like Fighter from 8-bit theater. Or Mega Man from Bob and George.
TGYR is an asshole.
After that adventure, they met at a Carl's Jr. They started another adventure, a parody of Super Mario 64. We were too lazy to write that one. (EDITOR'S NOTE: TGYR was too lazy. Not GC) Afterwards, they got a house together to prevent more random encounters. They now live there, waiting for another adventure to occur.

There may be more, and we'll add them to this list if I think of them. Now, we will start Paper TGYR and GC 2 soon. Yes, we know there was no Paper TGYR and GC 1. It doesn't matter. Stay tuned for Chapter One.