IMPORTANT :- Though ! I'm a new writter and it's my first fic and thanks for actually trying this fic. So, don't complain about my grammatical mistakes till Ch-4. Though, this fic is mainly concentrated on Naruto's idiotic moments and Naruto itself in it is bit goofy but not an idiot has he knows What to do ? and When ?. Though some of you like pairings and I think of it but will add later on. And I know that you will like it from starting as have added so much of fun and goofiness of in Team 7, Huh ! and really thanks for trying it.

Timeframe:- And one thing more this fic will start when Iruka sensei put up teams and Naruto was trying to impress Sakura and picking fights with Sasuke. So, Let's Start !

Chapter – 1 – Dangerous Deal !

Afternoon in Konoha, Outside the Academy :-

Sasuke was walking in usual manner.

"Hey Sasuke, Yo-hoo," Naruto said in lovely voice while standing out of academy.

Sasuke was ignoring him and just keep on walking.

"Hey Sasuke, don't go there, there's a trap, after those trees," blonde said.

Sasuke's bit confused and keep on walking, "He's kidding, I know" Sasuke thought.

After he passes those trees nothing happened, "Just as I thought, he's bluffing" Sasuke thought.

Suddenly an old man wearing apron with axe in his hand running towards them.

"Why he is coming towards me, No ! He is coming towards Naruto," Sausuke thought

Naruto was just behind Sasuke,

"He have done something wrong, and afterall he's a loser."

Sasuke was walking normally.

"You brat, I'll Kill you," old man yelled at them.

"Hmhh," Sasuke sighed with a smirk.

Suddenly old man punches very hard to Sasuke.

"Aaa..aa," Sasuke panted in pain

Old man grabs Sasuke's collar, "you've steal my meat, you're fucker" Old man yelled at Sasuke.

"No, I haven't done anything ? You've been mis..."

In a moment another fist came to his face, while Sasuke's speaking.

"Don't do that again you brat, I'll kill you next time," Old man said to him and pushed off.

Sasuke was panting slowly,

"What the fuck ? I haven't done any..." Sasuke stopped as Naruto was laughing behind loudly and sees him.

"NA-RU-TO !" Sasuke raised his voice.

Naruto stopped immediately, "what ! I've told you not to go there"

Sasuke was coming towards Naruto while twitching his eyebrows,

with evil smirk and while punching his fists onto other hand.

Naruto was going backwards with each step when Sasuke was coming,

"you're dead !" Sasuke said with smirk.

"Uh-hh, time to run, " Naruto sighed in low voiceand runs fiercely,

"NA-RU-TO !" Sasuke yelled very loudly.

Next Afternoon :-

"I have to talk to Sasuke about anything to start a topic," Sakura thought.

Sakura meet Sasuke when he was on a normal walk.

"Sasuke-kun !" Pink said

Sasuke turns towards Sakura

"Uh-hh !" Sasuke sighed.

"Sa-suke, can you have lunch with me ?" Pink requested.

"What !" Sasuke questioned.

"I mean, I want to have little talk with you, so can you meet me at ramen shop in 2 hours," Pink said.

"Aa...aa, I think I have a work to do," Sauke replied.

"Please-Please Sasuke-kun, Please !" Sakura said.

"Ok-Ok, I'll come," Sasuke said.

"Yo-hoo, thankyou Sasuke-kun," Sakura said joyfully.

"Phew," Sasuke sighed

Both goes on their way,

Naruto was standing behind trees and listening to them.

"Haha-haha...," Naruto laughed.

"I think, I have to make some amendments, "Naruto said with little smirk on his face.

After 1 hour :-

"Transformation-Jutsu !" Naruto said

Now, Naruto turns to Sakura and went out to meet Sasuke.

"Sasuke-kun, ! Naruto said.

"Oh God, now I have to Say Sasuke-kun, its so annoying," Naruto thought.

"So early, you said we are meeting after 2 hours," Sasuke said

"I'm here to tell you that you don't have to come,

I have to go somewhere else, so we can meet some other day, ok !" Naruto said.

"Ok ! " Sasuke said in lower voice.

"So, Bye, Sasuke-kun and sorry for that, "Blonde said.

Naruto goes

"Showtime !" Naruto said.

He transformed back with a puff of smoke.

"So here, Transformation-Jutsu" Naruto said. He transformed to Sasuke, then goes to Ramen shop.

At Ramen Shop :-

Arriving at Ramen shop.

Sakura waved joyfully to Sasuke (Naruto) also starting to wave her back, but he stopped.

"No, I had not to wave her back, I had to act like Sasuke" Naruto thought.

"Sasuke-kun, right here" Sakura said in loud voice.

He arrived and both have a seat.

"So Sakura-chan, what is it ?" Naruto questioned.

"I want to tell you that-that-tha..."Sakura mumbled.

"Don't be nervous, speak it" Naruto said in polite voice.

Sakura sees in Sasuke (Naruto) eyes and blushed.

"Sasuke-kun, What you think about Naruto ?" Pink questioned.

"Man, what she's thinking about me ?" Naruto thought.

"Um...mm , Same question, I'm about to ask you in am minute,

So what do you think about Naruto ?" Naruto replied.

One seat after Sakura's seat, Hinata was seating with her other comrades.

and she's listening to them when they spoke about Naruto.

"Aa..a, I think he's clumsy," while her eyebrows are twitching and gave a hatred expression,

"Doing Iodiocy all times, which is wasting both of our time in academy and moreover, he's a Failure.

Hinata and Naruto both were shocked and both widen their eyes,

"No, he's not f-failure," Hinata mumbled while her eyes were sparking with tears,

"I remembered when Naruto-kun trying to protect me from those bullies,

he said that I'm going to be Hokage someday and I will be acknowledge by everyone," Hinata thought.

Her eyes were full of tears, "No, N-Naruto-kun's not failure," Hinata said.

On other side, Naruto was schocked to that word, "Sakura-chan, call me a Failure,"

While closing his eyes, "Hmm-m, this is all caused by you fucking monster," Naruto thought and says loudly to Nine-tails fox,

"but, I'm gonna to be Hokage someday, I will never fail and I will be acknowledge by everyone,even by Sakura-chan,

though till then, Sakura-chan is not yours Sasuke," Naruto thought with little smirk on his face."

Sakura, sees Sasuke (Naruto) with little smirk on his face, "As I expected, he also thinks that about Naruto," she thought with confidence.

"Showtime," Naruto sighed.

"Sakura-chan," are you free tomorrow ?" Naruto questioned.

Sakura astonished to listen, "wh-what, I'm thinking, he's asking me for a date ?" Sakura thought,

"Yes-yes-yes, I am free tomorrow," Sakura said joyfully withdeep blush on her cheeks.

"Ok then, I'm going to meet you at Noon outside Academy," Naruto said,

"ok,then-bye," Sakura said.

"Wait-Wait !" Naruto exclaimed where Sakura is confused.

"Wait, Sakura-chan ?"

Here's the deal," Naruto said with little smirk.

"What is it ? Sasuke-kun !" with a bit confusion.

"Here's the deal that, If you were late, then your punishment is that you have to date Naruto willingly."

"What !" Sakura exclaimed and sees Sasuke (Naruto) with her drop-dead jaw.

"And, if I were late then you're going to punch me in my face and kick me in my ass," blonde said.

"Again, What !" she exclaimed

"N-No, I-I never do it to you Sasuke -kun" she said politly.

Naruto sees her with smirk.

"You have to do this otherwise you're going to lose me, So its your choice"

"Wheather you want to accept the deal or want to lose me, " Naruto said.

"N-No, I accept the deal," Sakura said.

"Bye then, Sakura-chan" Naruto said with smile.

She noddod in a shock.

Naruto goes from there.

Next Morning, Inside Naruto's Apartment :-

"Ahh.. What a beautiful day it is going to be," Naruto said joyfully while yawning and having childish smile on face,

"Let's ready," blonde said.

After getting out from his apartment,

blonde was going to ramen shop with Shikamaru.

"Man, these days we have no work to do but roam here and there, " Shikamaru said while his hands is back of his head locked with each other and looking towards sky.

They both get seated and started eating Ramen Vigurously one after another.

After couple of minutes, "God, so good," blonde said while his hands on his stomach.

Meanwhile, behind them Ino was dragging Choji after beating him,

"Please, Ino-sama, give me last chance," Choji requested.

Both were looking them from shop only by turning their necks.

"Man, these two never stop," Shikamaru said with sigh as he kept looking them.

"Hey man, you like Ino, Right !" Naruto said while touching his ribs with elbow.

"What !" Shikamaru exclaimed.

"Ah-hha, I knew you like her," blonde said childishly.

"Hey, Ino-chan, Shika..." he was saying to Ino while Shikamaru stopped him,

while punching him in his stomach.

"What !" Ino exclaimed loudly with anger.

"Whats the matter ?" she said.

"No, Its nothing," Shikamaru said in childish voice while smiling and shut Naruto's mouth with his hands.

She goes, "Man, you crazy !" Black said after releasing his hands from Naruto's mouth with sigh.

"Man, I'm kidding," blonde said while laughing loudly,

"Man, your face should be seen when Ino-chan shouted on you,

Haha..haha..haaa" blonde laughed while grabbing his stomach with both his hands.

"Lets go Man, you're fucking me," black said with sigh.

They both goes out of the shop and roaming free.

In between they see Sasuke was fighting with many people,

Sasuke was completely mad at them,

Shikamaru begin to run for Sasuke but he stopped after 2-3 steps,

And sees someone begins to raise his hand for Sasuke as like they are compromising.

Naruto and Shikamaru both were seeing that Sasuke and other guy were shaking hands,

And says that they will never fight and see each other and if anyone starts first he is going to pay for that,

both agree on it and that guy tell his name to Sasuke i.e. Hiroshi Kawasaki.

Naruto have seen those guys before as they've always standing there.

Afternoon in Konoha, Outside Academy :-

Naruto was roaming free around the academy,

eventually he sees Sakura, Naruto sigh to see her.

"Looks like Sakura-chan is waiting for someone," blonde thought with a smirk.

In a moment Hinata arrived.

"Ah-N-Naruto-kun,"Hinata said.

"Uh-hh," Naruto sighed, "oh ! you Hinata," blonde replied joyfully.

"What happened ?" blonde questioned.

"Ah-hh, Naruto-kun, A-Are you A-Alright," Hinata questioned,

Naruto was bit confused and there was a light blush on his cheeks,

"Yeah, I'm fine, what happened to me ?" blonde replied.

"Uh-hh, Yesterday I saw Sasuke-kun and Sakura-chan at Ramen shop,

they were talking about you," Hinata said in lower voice as her eyes were sparkling.

"Oh ! So she was there," blonde thought with same expression on his face,

"Should I tell her," while looking at her sparkling eyes.

"It's about Sa-Sakura-chan, she said you a L-Lo...," Hinata was interrupted by blonde,

"Loser ! Yeah I know, she said, I was there," Naruto said while his expression was sadden and he was looking at ground.

"He was there, but he didn't react to that, ohh-Na-Naruto," Hinata thought while looking at his oceanic blue eyes,

Though couple of seconds later, Hinata suddenly blushed when Naruto suddenly looked at her sparkling eyes,

Both stared each other for other couple of seconds, Now both were blushing, Suddenly blonde broke the contact by saying.

"And moreover, One thing I want to tell you but keep this as a secret," blonde said,

while Hinata was bit confused and kept looking at those oceanic eyes.

"So, don't discuss it anywhere, ok !" blonde said with childish smile on his face.

"Hai !" Hinata said as her body involuntry said those words.

"And that thing is that...," Naruto was saying childishly,

"And that thing is that, I was there with Sakura-chan as Sasuke and used my Transformation-Jutsu," blonde said.

"Uh-hh !" She exclaimed.

"Shhh ! Don't be loud," blonde interrupted.

Hinata was totally confused.

"You was there as Sasuke-kun, But why ?" Hinata questioned while pointing her index finger towards Naruto.

"You will figure it out in a moment, just a mom..." blonde stopped when he saw Sasuke coming towards Naruto from a mid way.

"Hinata-chan, hurry ! Get yourself hid behind those trees and see what happens, dattebayo" blonde said in a hurry.

Hinata get herself hidden behind trees and sees what happens and in a moment Sasuke come towards Naruto.

(Let say Naruto was standing in T-point of road, Sasuke was coming from 3rd road and Sakura was on 2nd road.)

He starts passing Naruto while ignoring him,

"Man, he's going in wrong direction, What I do, What I do..." Naruto thought hurriedly.

"That's it !" Naruto said with evil smile on his face.

"Hey Sasuke, Yo-hoo," blonde was calling him in loud voice.

"Don't go there, there's a trap after those trees," blonde said childishly.

Sasuke was twitching his eyebrows and gritted his teeth in frustation from Naruto.

"I think, I should not go there, as what happened last evening, I'm not in a mood to fight him," Sasuke thought

Sasuke switched his path 2nd road where Sakura was waiting for him.

"Gottcha !" blonde thought while smiling.

Annd cutt ! I hope you like it, again thanks for trying my fic and I really have already everything on my mind and I force you that you will laugh your ass… for that shit, and you will amazed to see that. So please review readers, I need to know your views on this. They really inspire me to write more and update faster.

I really hope I was able to capture your interest, would be updating this soon. You would be surprised what this fic has in store for you, so keep reading and review! So until the next update, take care ! Ja-ne ! ^_^

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