(A/N: so everyone knows, I do not own Pokemon or any of the characters for they belong to GameFreak, only possible OCs belong to me.)

WARNING:

Not for the faint of heart. Reading of such material like this can result in fear, paranoia, disgust, anger, sexual symptoms, or even diarrhea and upset stomach along with about 200 other symptoms. You have been warned.


Ghetsis

Perhaps he was not the king, but Ghetsis held a powerful seat within Team Plasma. Leader of the seven sages, who in part were of the king's council, Ghetsis held much sway in power. And as an important figure, he attended to his duties, which occurred daily.

Team Plasma Castle (Somehow underneath the Unova League)

"Alright, so today is April 13th, 2011, Ninth Day of our Lord King N," Ghetsis said in a bored tone. "This meeting is now in session and we will start with old business."

One of the other sages, the Sage of Earth, read down a parchment of paper. "Records from last meeting: Met in Accumula Town, Lord Ghetsis told citizens that their Pokemon were to be released immediately for Pokemon freedom. Lord N confronted a trainer from Nuvema Town and lost, shows that this trainer has a strong connection to their Pokemon. And finally, some of our grunts managed to steal a fossil head of a Dragonite in order to awaken the legendary Pokemon Reshiram."

"Are there any objections to the notes read?" Ghetsis asked. "I swear I will be glad to rule an entire region than just a stupid castle." "Very well, we'll now move onto new business. Any new business?"

The Sage of Fire raised his hand and Ghetsis nodded, acknowledging him. "My lord Ghetsis, it seems that Lord N met with that trainer again today. They were in an amusement park and then Lord N battled the trainer so the others could escape. But he lost again."

"I expected that to happen," Ghetsis said. "Obviously this trainer is stronger than we thought. Wait, which trainer is this again? I know there are two of them, a boy with a blue jacket and a girl with really short shorts."

"Wait, did you say short shorts?" one of the sages asked.

"Stop being perverted and you better not be doing it under the table again," another sage said.

"You know, it's sickening how mothers these days are letting girls show off so much skin," another sage said. "I mean, even ten year olds now are wearing skirts above their thighs. Back in my day…"

The commotion was driving Ghetsis insane, who already was in a bad mood. "Order!" he said, smashing a mallet against the large desk. "Yes this girl has really short shorts on and I bet people will try to rape her between each city. But we need to return to what is on our agenda."

"Damn, wish I could see that girl now."

Of course, Ghetsis also had to keep the grunts in line as well. And with every organization in the Pokemon world, Grunts were, well, retarded and stupid.

Ghetsis was making his way around the castle, checking on the barracks of the grunts and making sure they weren't goofing off again. "Hello Lord Ghetsis," the two girls who had no apparent names in the games but were extremely hot said to him as he walked.

"Shut up, you two can suck someone else's dick," Ghetsis calmly, causing both of them to blush. Fucking bimbos.

Once he opened the door, he wasn't surprised to see the three grunts lying around. "What are you all doing?" he said in a cold voice.

"Oh, we're just playing Pokemon White," one grunt said. "Well, two of us have that version and he has Black."

"What is that?" Ghetsis asked.

"It's a DSi sir."

"I meant the game you idiot!" Ghetsis snapped.

"Oh, well you play as a Pokemon trainer and catch Pokemon and battle Gyms. And look, we're in this game too!" the grunt replied. "See, even you get to battle the trainer."

"And did I win?" Ghetsis asked.

"No, I just beat you," the grunt said. "But its funny, the whole seven sages' thing reminds me of Legend of Zelda. I think GameFreak stole Nintendo's idea."

"Well this isn't fucking Zelda is it!" Ghetsis yelled, taking the DSi and chucking it out the "window". "Now get back to your posts you fucking nitwits!"

And even Ghetsis, despite being a powerful, badass villain, was eventually brought down by the hero. His thoughts while being arrested were not pretty.

*As his theme is playing*

CURSE YOU… WHITE! (OR BLACK!)

CURSE YOU… GYM LEADERS!

CURSE YOU… GAMEFREAK!

When I make my escape, I will hunt every game counterpart down and eliminate them once and for all! Even that stupid bitch with the big tits, May! I mean, how the hell does a ten year old have breasts that big? Her mother must be a MILF! And then to the displeasure of many, they made her breasts smaller! DAMN YOU JAPAN FOR NOT BEING PERVERTED AS USUAL!


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