CHAPER ONE CONAN MYSTEY PUZEL
CONEN WAS BUSSY IN DEDECTIVE MOURY'S HOUS
THER WAS A CASE
THERWAS A LETTR SEND TO MOURY WHO SAY:
"YOUR A BAD DETEDTECTIVE SO YOU WONT SOLV THIS PUZEL
THAR IS A MEDER IN LEAFYGREN HOUSE COME MEAT ME THER USHUD BE ABBLE TO SOLVE DIS IF YOURR SMART.
FROM MISTUR X"
MOURY WAS TWO DRINKED TWO REED IT SO HE GIVES TO CONON
CONUN SAYED OH I KNOW THE LEAFYGREN HOUSE
MISTAR MOURY LETS GO NOW
SO THEY GOED AND TOOK RANN WIFTH THEM ALSO SONIKO FOR SOM RAISIN.
CHAPTER TWO THO LEAFYGREN HOUS MEATING.
MOURY PULLED UP THE CAR AT THE HOUS
THE DAY WAS A SUNNY.
HIABRA SAYED OH CANNAN IT'S A NICE HOUSE I DON'T SEE THE MAERDER…
CENUN SAYED "I THINK IT DIDENT HAPEN YET,,, WE NEEDS TO WATE."
SO THEY NOK ON TH0 DOOER. A LADY CAOME OUT.
SHE SAY "HELLO MY NAME IS SAKURAH"
THEN SHE DOES THAT JAPENIESE BOW.
THEN HER BOYFREND COME TOO THA DOER TWO. "HAI MY NEM IS SASKAY WHY ARE YHOU HEER."
THE DEOTACTIVE BOY CAME OUT THE CAR TWO
THAY SAY
WE GOT A LETTUR FROM MISTUR EX
ARE YOU HIM!
SASKERAY SAY : "IE IS NOT"
SAKARAS SAY : "I TOO, WHY YOU COME?"
THEN THEY GOEWS IN THE HOUS.
THE MADE CAME OUT 2. "MY NAME IS PUTACHAN (ATHERS NOT PUTACHAN IS A JAPENISE NAM THAT MY KNEE SAN (IS BROTHER FOR THOSE NOT JAPINES) TODL ME) WELCEM TO LEAFYGREEN HOUS COM IN I GIV YO TEEA.
THEY DRINKD THE TEA
CANNON SAY: "I BET THE REEL PUZEL ID HAPPEN TOMOREW"
HAYBRAH SAY ME TOO
CHAPPER THREE MOER PEPEPL ARIVES
THERERES A KONK ON THA DOER
PUTACHAN WENT TWO THE DOERS
SHE SAY "WHEELL COME MISTER CHIPPOSAN" (JEPONEES NAME FREM MA KNESAN)
HE DO THE BOW
PUTACHAN DID IT TWOO
HE HAS A DOGG
IT GOED WOOF THEN PUTACHAN SAY YOU NEED TPO KIP HIM OUT SIDE
A DOG IS TWO MESZY FER MY HOUS
SO CHIPPYSAN PUTHIM OUT. DOG WAS SAD
THEN RAN SAY I WIAS SHINCHY SAMMER WAS HEER (SAMMER IS JAPINES WORD I THINK SOUNDS KAWHY)
THEN HEYJY COM TO THE DOOR
HE SAY 2YO KUDO I KNOPW YOU WOUL BE HEER2
KENAN SAY "ARGH NOT SAY MY RHEEL NAME BAKKER (IDIET) WHY YOU SO STUPED"
HEYJO SAY "SO SOWEREE CENIN CUN" THEN THEY FRENS AGEN
KAZUHER HIT HIM ON THE HED "HEYJEE WE HEER TO PICK UP THE CAEK DON'T BESELLY"
THEN RAN SAU KAZZERHAH AND SAY "KAZAHOOCHAM! LONG TYMES NO SEA!"
THON A MAN CALL PIKACHUN CAM TO HOUSE
MIONE NAMER OPS PIKACHIN SAY THON MEN
THEY HANGS THEIR GOATS AND WALK INTO HALL LIKE THEY ARE OWNING THE HALL
WOWEE WGART A ROD MAN
THEN YOU SAW THE BLACK MAN IF YOU NEVER SEEN CENON BEFORE THE BLACK MEN ARE EVUL THE BALCK MEN IS ALWAYS EVIL
HE THINKS "NOW THER IS ENUF PEOPOL I CAN STERT THE MISTORY GEAM" THEN HE MAKES A LAUGH "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
CENNAN GOES OH I THOUGH I HER A LAUF BUT IT MUST BE A WING
HEYBAR SAY YOU SUCH BACKER
THEY ALL LAF AT KINAN
CHAPTOR FORE THEY FINDS A BODDY
CONEN WAEK UP
HE SAW A BODDY
IT IS PUTACHIN
EVER OE WAS AROUND HER
SASKAY WAS STANDING LOOKING SO KAKOY (COOL) AND KAWHY (CUTE)
SAKRAH WAS ALL CRYING AND SHAKENG PUTACEN
CHIPPOSAN WAS SITTEN IN HER BED
AND PIKECHEN WAS LOOKIN ROUND THE ROOM WITH A SWEATING A LITTLE LNG TIME
THEN HAYBRAH SAY LOOKS LIKE YOU CURSE HIM AGEN EDDYGAWER CUNN
CONAN GO SHUTUP HAIBORAH
THEN HE LOOK AT BUTACHIN
HER FAES IS GOT A CUT ON IT ALSOE THE HEND
BUT IT NOT RUN DEEP CIT
NO WAY FOR CUT TO KILL HER UNLESS…
CAN IS BE POYSEN NIFE! OMG SAY CENAN
CHAPTIRE SIEX LE'SS INVESTOGAT
C3NAN SAY TO TO INVESTOGAET CREAAM
SO HE LOOK IN PUTACHAN ROOM
HE SEE STICKY MARK IN WALL
MAYBE FROM A DUCK TAP? THINK CONON
BUT WHO STICK SOME THING TO WALL WHY DO THAT
SO HE NEED TO FIND AN ALLERBYE
HWE ASK SEKYUROH "WHEN THE CREEM HPPEN
WHORE WER YOU!
SHE SAY ''' I WENT TO SHOP AND BUYED FOR VEGETALS
WE ARE AHVING PIE TOMIGHT I NEEDED VEGETALS YOU WANT PIE LITEL BOY?
THEN CENAN SAY MAYBI. SO THE SHOP LAYDE CAN PROF YOU WERE THER.
SHE SAY HI. (THAT JAPENESE FOR YESSSSS)
THEN CENEN SAY " OKAY OLD LADY MAYBE YOU AR INNISENT
THEN SHE SCREEM "OLD LAYBEE!1 I HAVE ONLY 25!
THEN SHE PUNCH CENAN
THEN CENEN SPEAKD TO SASKAY WHO WAS WTHCING TEEVEE.
TEEVEE PROGREM WAS ABOUT A LITEL BOY WITYH SPECTICELS WHO SOVELD CREAMS
CENIN SAY SO SOREE MISTOR SASKEY CAN YOU SELL ME ABOET THE CREAM
HE SAY "OH RIGHT WELL A GUS HED GOT CUT OF IN A ROLLARCOSTOR "
CENAN SAY NOT THAT TEEVEE CREAM YOU BAKER
THEN HE GOES OH RIGHT YOU MEAN WAT HAPON TO PUTACHEN
IT WAS ALL TRAGEDY
I WEAS PRACTICING MY NINJER MOVES IN MY BEADROOM
AND THAT CHIPPOSEN SAW ME FROM THE WINDER
I WAVED
HE WAVED
THEN THEN HE WENT HAWAY
I THIK HE WOCKED THIS DOGGY
THEN CENAN SAY OKEY MAYBE YOU ARE INISENT TOO
THEN HE GOE HARYGATOE (THET MEANS THAN KYOU)
THEN KAITO KIDD SAY TO CENAN HEY CENAN I WAS HERE THIS MORNIGN TO STEEL JOOLS
AND GUESS WHAT
CENAN "WHAT?2
WELL HE SAY I HEERED MUSIC
ITY WAS SO WEERD
CAUSE I DIDENT SEXPECT TO HEER MUSEC
CENEN SAY WHAT MUSEC WAS IT
KIDD SAY OH RITE IW WAS "Namida no Yesterday" I REMEMBER I HEERED IT ON TEEVEE ONEC TIME ON THIS SHOW BOUT A DTECTIBE WHO CODENT BE WIF HIS GIRLFREN BECOS HE WAS TOO SMELL
KENEN SAY THAYT NOT IMPERTENT BUT THANKS MAYBE I WILL AREST YOU LEYTER
THEN KID WAS POOF AND DIEPERED IN SOMKE
THEN KENEN SAY KOOSOE (JEPANESE FOR A BAD WERD LOL LOL LOLLLL)
CHAPTOR SEVRN THE SUSPICION ON PIKACHEN IS SETS!
CENON SAY HATTERY LESS GO SPEEK TO PIKERCHEN
SO THEY DID
HAYJEE SAY TO PIKERCEN YO PIKERCHEN WHASSUP DOOD
HE SAY NO NO NOTHING
HE SPPEK WITH STUTOR WRITES CENAN IN NOETBOK MAYBE HE TO NARVOSE
WHAT WAER YOU DOEN AT THE CREAM DOOD
OH RITE? THEN HE SWEATEING REAL HARD
CENAN THINK EW NASTAY
THEN PICKER CHIN GO "I WAS ESLEEP YAH ESLEEP
I HAD A DREEM I COOD SHOET LITING BOELT FROM MY FAES
CENAN SAY "I DON'T WANT TO KNOE ABOUT YOU DREEM OLD MAN
TELL US ABOT YOU HALLEBI
THEN PIKACHUN GO OH OH OH I WAKED UP AND SHE DED I NEVOR DON IT I NEVER PLEES
THEN HAYG GO LOL THAT I BET IS LIER
KAZERHA GO HAYGE YOU MAEK HIM CRIE
STOP LOLING AT HIM IT IS MEEN
THEN SHE TAEK HAYG HAT
THWEN HEYJI GIVES HIM A BED LOOK AND WALK HAWAY
HE SPEEK TO GENON
THAT MAN SO SUPISHIS I BET HWE DOED IT
THEN THEY WEN OUTSIDE AND
CHAPT0R EGIGHT FUZY VICIM
THE DOG WAS ALSOE EDEAD
HE WILL NEVER PLAY FECH AGEN SAYED CHIPPOSAN
(AFERS NOETS: SO SORRY FOR THS CHAPTER SO SHORT. I CREID IN WRIRING IT SO I HAD TO SOPT HERE SORRY LOL)
CHAPETER NINE CENEN FINDS THE CLOOS
NEER THE DOG THER WAS BAL WHAT HE CHOOD
LOOK LIKE DOG EAT BALL WORLD OUT THERE SAY CENAN
THEN EVERONE LOL SO MUCH
THEN EISOKE FELL OVER THE DED DOGG AND EVER ONE LOLED SO HARDER
THEN EISOKE SAY CENAN I SEE THE BALL HAS LINES INIT DOG TETH NOT LOK LEK LINES UNLESS DOG IS ALSO BROKEN TETH AND DED LOL
THEN HE SNIFED THE BAL
CENAN CENAN CENAN OMG HE SAYING THE BAL SMEL LIKE Potassium Cyanide OMG
EYSKAY YOU SO CLUMJY BACKER SAYED CONON
MOURY COMED OVER AND PUNCH CENAN IN FAYES ELEVIN TIMES BECAOSE HE WAS DRUKN ASLO VERTY ANGRAY
OIIIIIIIII!" HE SAY. CENAN YOU SO BACKER NOT TO MESS AROUND IN CREAMSEN SO MUCH OMG LOL ANFD YOU ASLO STGEELED RAZERBAYD FROM MY SHAYVIGN KIT LOL YOU LITEL BRAT
RANN SAY OMG CENAN MUST NOT BE HAPOPY TO PUNCHED LIKE THAT DAD OMG
THEN SHE STAB HER DAD A LITEL WITH HER POINTAY HEAIR
THEN CENEN SEE A STRGN IN BUSH IN GARDIN NO WATE IT IS FISHIGN LINE
HAY OLD LAYDE SAKARO IS PUTACHAN athletic LADY!1!
LOL CENAN DON'T BE BACKER YOU MEEN WAS CAUSE SHE DED
YOU NOT USE PREZINT TESN FOR TH DED LOL SHE NOT ALIEV ANY MOER DUMASS
STUPED
SHE SAYED.
BUT SHE ADED YH SHE PLAYED SPOERTS IN UNIWERSITAY
I REBEMBER NOW LOL
CENEN GO YAY THAKNS OLD LAYDEE
SHE GOE I HAVE ONLY THE YEARS OF 25!1
AND PUCH HIM AGEN. VERY HARD TOO
CENEN FELL TO GROUND AND NOTIS TORN TISSUE WHAT WASENT THYR BEFOUR IT SMELLED OF POYSEN TWO OMG LOL
THEY WETN ISNIDE FRO TEA
THEN CENAN HEERED A SIGNING
IT SED
"Namida no yesterday, yureru Summer Breeze
Kieta natsu wo taguriyoseta…"
WHERE HE HEERED IT FROM?
ROOM OF PUTECHEN.
IT WES HER FONE.
CENEN NOTICE
NO FIGNERPRINTS ON FONE BUTONS
NO CALL HISTREE SEXCEPT THIS PERSEN WHO FONED
THEN CENEN ASWNER FONE AND GO
"SHE DED SORRTY IT VERY SAD LOL GOODBYE NOW SEE YOU LAYTER"
THEN CENEN GO OH I KNOW WHO DID CREAM
CHAPTER TEN OMG MOURYS DEDUCTION SHOW FINALLY LOL
CENAN GET HIS MAGIC WATCH AND FIYED tranquilizer dart RIGHT INTO MOURY OJEESAN NEWCK
HE FALLED AND MAKED FUNNY NOISE
THEN KENEN WHIP OUT THE MAGIC BOWTY THAT WAS ASLO A voice modulator
ANSD SPEEKED IN MOURYS VOICE
HE SAY KONICY WAH I CALED YOU HERWE TO MAKE DEDUCTION
SONIKO SAY OMG IS SLEEPINGN KOGRO DEDUCTING SHOE
BUT WHI IS IT NOT ME WHO SOVLED CAYS OMG LOL NOT FAYR.
THEN SUBAROO SAY WLLDON MOURY YOU'RE A GOD DETOCTIV
CONEN AS MOURY SAY LOL THAKNS
THEEN HE SAY RIGHT BIZNISS TIME
SOME PARSAAON KILD PUTACHEN IN THIS HOUS
THEY USED A BAD EVIL HALIBYE TRICK
THEY USED A FISIGN LIEN AND A DUCK TO KILL PUTACHEN
ASLO THEY YUUSED A BALL
WITH MY SAVIGN LAZER BAYDS
AND A DEALDY POYSEN NON OTHER THAN Potassium Cyanide
I TOTALLY KNOW WHO DID IT
CAZUSE IT WAS YOU
SAKERAH
EVEY ONE GO OMG AND LOOK AT HER
EXCEPT HER OF CORSE
SHE JUST WNT A BIT RED IN FASE
SHE SAY
OMG HOW YOU KNOW LOL NOT FAYR
HE SAY HAHAHAHAHA
I FINDED HEVIDECNE
FISTR WAS THE TRCK YOU YUUSED
BY MAKING A HALIBYE YOU SEEMD EVEN MOAR SUSPISHISS
CAUSE WHY YOU GO OUT SO EALRY FOR VEGETALS? YOU HAVE MADE TO BUY FOR YOU THEM BUT NO- YOU KILLD HER
SO WEN YOU WAR OUT SIDE BUYING VEGETALS
YOU FONED HER
MY FREND HEERED HER RIGNTONE IT WAS THE SOGN Namida no Yesterday WAT SHE LIEKED
YOU FONED HER
AND TEELD HER 'OPEN THA DOOOR'
BECAUSE OUT SIDE THE DOOOOR WAS A TRICK YOU MAED WITH THE FISIGN LIEN AND DUCKTAP
WHEN SHE PUUL DOOR , RUBBER BALL WITH INSERT OISEN RAZERBYADES WAS ATTATCH TO STRING
WHEN DOOR PUULED THE STRING LUULED TOO
AND VBALL FLY AT HER TOO
SHE DID A ATCH OF THE BALL
BECAUSE SHE DID SPORT IN UBIWERCITY
SPORT WAS BAYSBALL OR SOFTBALL
SPORT WHERE YOU CATCH BALL SO GOOD
WEN SHE FEEL BLADE IN BALL SHE PANICKS AND CUTS FACE WITH BALL BLADE BALL
POYSEN FINISH HER OFF
THEN YOU GO UPSTAYR
AND FIND HER ALL DEAD
YOU TAKE DOWN DUCKTAPS AND FISHING LYSN AND HIDE UP SELEEVE
ALSO YOU PICK UP BALL IN HANKERCHEEF
YOU LEFT TRACE OF POYSEN IN BALL SIO WHAEN DOG PLAYD WITH BASLL BOOOOM! DOG DEAD.
THE PAPER HANKERCHEEFT CAME OUT OF SELEEV WHEN YOU HITTED CENAN (WHICH YOU NOTALLOWED TO DO THAT MY JOB LOL)
AND HE GIVED TO ME
YOU MAYBE BURYD THE BLADES IN GROUND
IF PALEES MAKE METEL DETETTER SEARCH NER HOUSE, THEY FIND IT
THE REASON YOU LEFT HOUSE FOR VEGETAL WAS ALIBO.
NOW YOU NOT ONLY LEFT HOUSE, MR CHIPPOSAN DID TOO
BUT WHY HE WOULD NOW PHOEN NUMMER OF MADE FORM YOU HAOSE?
YOU KILL HER
YOU KILL HER
TELLMEE NOW
WHY YOU KILL HER BAKAR
SHE GO "OH NOE" THEN ESPLANE
CATPER 11 THE EXPLANE OF THE BAD CRIMES
LOL WELL PUTACHEN WAS BAD MADE. SHE LAZY. SHE OT CLEAN HOUSE LOTS. THEN ONE DAY I COMES HOME FROM VEGETAL MARKRET
AND GESS WAT
SHE HAD LES WRAP RONDD SASKAY HED
THAT AFERE. HE CHEET ON ME WITH MADE I RICH AND HE STILL SLEEPD WITH MADE
SO I PUNISH THE HIM BY KILLENG BAD LADY PUTA\\CHEN
LOLOLOLOLOL
ARE YOU BECAME MAD?
HE SAY
YOU SO BAKKER
WE JUST PATRTISED THE NINJKER MOVES
THAT I TEECH FOR HER TO SELF DEFWENDING
THAT HED BOMB DEATH DROP NEKO BLAST BEEM
YOU MADE GREEVUS ERRER
NOOOOOOOOO SHE SAY
OMG
WHY LIFRE SO HARD! I MAKE MISTAKE NOW I A BAD LADY MARDERER
I GO TO END SELF-LIVING NOW PLEESE LOL
CENAN GO NO AND CENFRUN HER BUT SHE KICK CENASN IN HED AND KNOCK OUT CENAN OMG SAD SO MEEN LADY.
THEN RAN TYRY KARROTY BUT SAKRAH TOO FAST AN ALMOST ECAPE
BUT ALL OF SUDEN
Akai Shuuichi AND AGERNT CKAMMEL AND JODY ALL GO BOO WE THE FBI WE SCARED YOU LOL
YOU BAD
THEN THEY SHOOTED HER WITH
Wounded, albeit not fatally.
THEN MACKOTO TOOK HER OFF INTO HAMBUL;ANS AND HOPPITAL
CHAPTER TWEVL THE Conclusive chapter
WAHAHAHAHAHA LAFFS MISS KOYABASSHI THAT WAS A FUNNY CASS WE LL WER IN Kisaki Eri AN HER CAT AGREED MYAOW GO CAT I AGREE GO ERY
THEY WALK HOME
HAYBRA SAY CENAN-TO: CENAN! LOL, THAT KIND OF FUN I SEE WY YOU LIKE DETECTING BUT YOU BUSY LIKE SPRIGN FIRST ANT AND YOU KNO WAT IS SAY ABOUT SPRIGN FIRST ANT
ARMY OF CABAGE NOT AWATE THE BIZY ANT BUT A LAZY ANT LOLLLL
THEN THWY ALL HAHAHA AT HAYBRA JOEK
ENDINGS
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CENAN AYOMAME GOUHOE
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