A scene re-imaging -'cause the movie probably won't go like this...


Introducing the Avengers to one another would have been awkward. All those wannabe superheroes together in one room…

Fortunately Tony Stark had the knack of making awkward situations extremely entertaining for people on the sidelines. It was probably infinitely more awkward for the superheroes.

Clint Barton stood across from Coulson and next to Natasha enjoying the show.

Stark had already met the Captain so his current victim –introduction- was Bruce Banner.

"Doctor Banner, your work is unparalleled –and I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."

Banner blinked. "Thanks."

Stark turned back to Coulson and then noticed the pronounced smirk on Clint's face.

"What are you smiling at, Katniss?"

Tony Stark sucked.