Crazy Dares Dragon Style

The setting is an abandoned warehouse. Completely empty, except one sole female in the center of the room.

The female couldn't be much older than thirteen or fourteen, maybe fifteen. She has long, blonde hair that flows to her hips. Her eyes are dark green, somewhere between forest green and blackish green. She wears bright pink lipstick, and she has an aura of confidence surrounding her. She wears a purple top, with a black ruffled skirt and black high heels with purple flowers on them. She has a name tag around her neck, with her picture and the name 'CPG' on it.

"Hello, everyone. Welcome to Crazy Dares Dragon Style" she says, much in the same way a bored woman would introduce a gameshow.

Suddenly, her eyes light up, though her expression does not change. It appears she is suddenly realising that something amazing is happening, or perhaps she forgot something. It turns out to be the second one.

"Dear Lord, I forgot to select a co-host... If anyone out there wishes to torture- I mean, have fun with the characters of How To Train Your Dragon, please let me know. The only requirement is that you have to be a primary supporter of Toothcup. In other words, it must be your main pairing, or even your ONLY pairing" she sighs.

"Now, the rules. Absolutely NO M rated dares. No bashing Toothcup, Toothless, or any other pairings or characters. No killing the characters. Also, due to my lack of fangirl-restraint, there will probably be some Toothcup. No flaming about this. And finally, I will probably hold signed users at a higher standard than anonymous reviewers. If you do review anonymously, please give me a name to call you, because I can't run around trying to figure out which 'Guest' gave the dare. If you do not give a name, I will delete your review and forget about it" she explains.

She is obviously bored, but when she finishes her eyes light up again, this time in excitement. But her face stays neutral.

"Okay, now it's time to introduce the darees!" she declares. She waves her hand to the ceiling, and it glows, red, then pink, then purple, then green, and finally, white. A large hole appears on the ceiling, and a bunch of characters drop down.

Toothless ends up on top of Hiccup, with their faces mere inches apart. CPG notices this, and seems to completely lose her bored, blank self, and becomes a raving, squealing fangirl. Literally, she squealed so loud that even Stoick stumbled backward.

"Oh my goodness! This is... SO COOL!" she raves, on and on, squealing about this and that. Hiccup and Toothless were VERY disturbed, particularly around the middle of her rant, when she mentioned that they should have babies.

Finally, Toothless got off of Hiccup, and went towards CPG, obviously ready to maul her. But as soon as CPG saw the dragon leave the human, she composed herself and went back to being bored and blank.

"Sorry, what did I miss? I have split personalities, and they trigger at the oddest times" she says, and the way she says it makes the humans and dragons wonder if she's said it so many times, that she's actually become bored of saying it.

Their confused faces make her wonder even more what happened, but she can tell that none of them wish to say, so she changes the subject.

"Welcome to a ToD fic. For convenience, the dragons are able to speak English here" she states. Toothless seems eager to say something, and he rushes right to speaking.

"Your other personality is crazy" he says, smooth and easy. But 'he' doesn't have a male voice. It sounds... Female.

"Is Toothless a girl, or something?" Astrid asks. Hiccup shrugs, while CPG butts in.

"Yes. Actually, she's next in line to be the Night Furys' queen" she explains. Astrid appears to wonder how she knows, but the look in her eye says that if she says anything, she'd probably go into insane-mode within seconds. So she stays quiet, as do the rest of them.

CPG turns to the camera, and beams.

"Remember to dare" she declares, and strikes a pose.