Author Notes: Woo hoo two fics posted in two days. I'm on a role lol. Happy birthday to Janna_Hawkins over at LJ. Janna is a fan of multiple fandoms so I thought I'd bring a couple of them together, You've probably guessed by the title which other show I mean though it's not strictly a crossover. It probably helps if you are familiar with the other show for this to make sense. Please enjoy this silly bit of fluff. Thank you to bratflorida for the beta.

"Ouch, watch it!"

"Oh, grow up, Doctor."

"Oi! Nine hundred years old here, Rose. I'm hardly a baby."

Rose looked up from where she had finished bandaging a small burn on the Doctor's hand just in time to see him dramatically slump his head and shoulders back against the jump seat.

"No," she scoffed. "I take it back. You're not a baby; you're a bloody Drama Queen."

"It hurt, Rose," he said with a scowl. Besides, it's all your bloomin' fault anyways."

"Yeah, that's right. Always blame in on the companion."

"Oh Doctor," he began in a high feminine falsetto voice. "Look at all the cute yellow mice. They look just like Pikachu. Can I keep one, please?"

Rose looked indignant. "First, I don't sound like that, and second, how was I to know that they could actually shock someone as a defence. I mean you're the all-seeing, all-knowing Time Lord and third, you didn't have to try and get me one. You could have just said 'no."

This was true. He could have said that but that was never an option, not since she came on board, not since he lost his hearts to her. Of course instead of telling her he chose to frown and whinge at her some more. "Anyway, the point is we tried and it didn't work so you'll just have to find something else to entertain you."

Rose sat down next to him pretending to look disappointed. "Oh well," she said with a sigh, "maybe we'll meet another pretty boy at our next destination who will be glad to amuse me."

Her words were met by the Doctor uttering something that sounded like 'over my dead body,' but his tone and voice were so low it was hard to be certain. Suddenly he jumped up and opened a compartment underneath the TARDIS console. From inside he retrieved a pair of thick rubber gloves. Her eyes widened further when he pulled out two hard cased red, white and black balls.

"Doctor, what on earth are you doing with poke balls?"

In answer he simply rolled his eyes at her. "Like I'd have something like that. These are simply containers that I can transmat things into using the sonic screwdriver. They're bigger on the inside so you can fit just about anything into them. Forgot all about them until the TARDIS reminded me."

"So they just happen to look like poke balls?"

"Yes," he said, the tips of his ears blushing red. "The TARDIS likes Pokémon."

"The TARDIS likes Pokémon?" repeated Rose.

"You got a problem with that?"

"Not at all," she giggled, "I'm rather fond of the show myself but I suspect that it's not just the TARDIS that likes it too."

Pretending not to have heard her last sentence, he handed her a pair of rubber gloves. "You ready, then. I'm not trapping this thing by myself."

"Of course I'll help. Better with two, but why the sudden change of heart, Doctor?"

"I'm not gonna be beaten by a furry, yellow rodent. But you better not let it get in my way or I might find a use for it charging up low power cells on the TARDIS."

Rose refused to be intimidated by his silly mood. "Perhaps you ought to transmat more than one then," she teased.

He was almost out the door when he answered. "I said one, Rose and one only. That does not mean I gotta catch 'em all."

It was only after Rose joined him, almost doubled over with laughter that he realised what he'd said.