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Where's Brittany?

Hey guys!", Mr. Schue sang as he entered the choir room. The kids faces focused on his as he began to speak. "Okay guys, so you all know that Nationals is just 1 week away, so we have to start thinking about writing some new songs. Now that Jesse has gone we can start to concentrate on them".

"Excuse me Mr. Shoe, can I say something?", Kurt asked suddenly.

"Sure Kurt, go ahead", Mr. Show replied.

"Okay, so you all know that I love Kate Middleton and the rest of the Royal family, also I'm pretty sure that I'm related to them in some way. So I was wondering if we could do…wait for it…a Royal Wedding Musical! Isn't that great! I've already started writing it and I was thinking that Blaine could be Prince Will-", Kurt was forced to shut up as Puck began to complain.

"Dude, there's no way we are doing that! I don't care about the Royal Wedding or this Kate Middleton girl. All I want to do is win Nationals".

Suddenly the whole room erupted into loud talking and shouting as each Glee Club member tried to state their opinion. Mercedes, Tina and Rachel liked Kurt's idea, but the rest thought it was silly and thought they should concentrate on Nationals for now. Apart from Sam who had no idea who Kate Middleton was, he just sat listening and quietly giggling at his friends. After Santana had finished rambling on about why she should of married Prince William instead of Kate (not even caring about what Kurt had just said) she noticed that Brittany wasn't in the room. She was nowhere to be seen.

She shot up and rushed to the front of the choir room. "Whoa guys can you please be quite?", she shouted. None of them listened. She tried again. "Excuse me, please shut up!". Again, none of them listened. "Shut the hell up before I go all Lima Heights on you again!".

The gang quietened down after hearing Santana's threat. They were all secretly kind of scared of her (apart from Lauren of course).

Before speaking she quickly scanned the room to check if Brittany wasn't hid in a corner texting her cat or something. But she was still nowhere to be seen. Santana began to speak, "Has anyone noticed that Brittany isn't here?". The rest of them started to look around mumbling to each other, realising that in fact, she wasn't there. "I haven't seen her at all today", Artie explained. Mercedes started to giggle and said, "Maybe she's at home filming another episode of Fondue for Two. Haha!"

"Yeah, maybe she's trying to interview her cat again", Tina laughed joining in with Mercedes.

"No she's not at home I went to her house this morning but her Mom told me had already left for school. But she hasn't been here today", Santana stated.

Mr. Schue decided to take control of his Glee Club. "This could be serious guys, no one has seen Brittany anywhere today. She could be anywhere. We need to do something", he ordered worryingly.

"Why don't we go looking round town for her? She might of got lost or something", Artie suggested.

Mr. Schue agreed. "Good idea Artie, lets go!".

So without hesitating they all left and made their way to the town centre.

When they arrived Artie suggested they split up. They all agreed and went their separate ways. Rachel, Mercedes, Tina, Mike and Kurt went one way (and of course Finn tagged along with them to be close to Rachel). And Sam, Puck, Lauren, Santana, Artie and Quinn went another way. Mr. Shoe decided to go and look on his own, to avoid getting stressed over any more arguments the kids might have.

"Whoa Rachel, watch out!", Finn shouted as a passing car just missed hitting her. He grabbed her hand and pulled her to safety. "Be careful next time Rachel".

"Sure…thanks, Finn." She stared at him for a moment, deep into his eyes, confused. "Come on, we better keep looking." She pulled her hand away from his and ran to catch up with the others; Finn followed closely behind.

"Why don't we try that pet shop over there?" Mike suggested. "Didn't she say the other day that it was her cat's birthday soon? She might be looking for a present."

"Good idea, honey, let's go!" Tina said, feeling very proud of her boyfriend. Just as they were entering the pet shop Mike spotted something in the corner of his eye:

"Oh hey look, an Asian pet shop! Let's look in there!"

Tina looked at Mike and scrunched up her face in annoyance. "Why does everything have to be Asian!"

Once the group was in the pet shop, they started to look around. Mercedes was the first to speak after a while of searching:

"I don't think Brit is here guys, maybe we should go look somewhere else."

Kurt was browsing the pet clothes section, trying to think of a good reason to stay a bit longer so he could carry on looking. "Ooo look, Mercedes, why don't you try this hat on? It would really suit you."

"Kurt. That hat is for dogs. Are you trying to tell me something here?"

"No, of course not. Humans can wear dogs clothes, too, you know." Mercedes and Tina stared at him with blank faces until Rachel suggested they leave.

Across town, Sam, Puck, Lauren, Santana, Artie and Quinn were also searching for Brittany.

"This is useless, you guys, we can't find her," moaned Santana.

"Well, we need to find her, Nationals is in a week, and we need her sweet ass dance moves," commented Puck.

"I agree," Lauren added, "I know I'm probably a better dancer than Brittany, but I don't think I'll have my routine ready in time for Nationals, so I think we should carry on looking." They looked in several different places until Santana squealed suddenly.

auren added.e something here?"."She's ringing me! She's ringing me!" When she answered the phone she heard Brittany speak quietly,

"Hey Santana, what's up?"

"What's up? What's up? Are you serious, Brittany? We've all been looking for you all day, where the hell are you!" Santana screamed into the phone in anger.

"Really, you have? Well, I've been waiting for you guys all day. I'm ready."

"Ready for what, Brit?"

"I'm ready to go, on the big thing with wings."

"What are you talking about?"

The line went dead.

"Brittany? Brittany, are you there?" Santana turned round and looked at the rest of the group.

"The bitch just hung up on me."

Meanwhile, just down the road, Mr. Schue was enjoying some peace and quiet until…

"Mr. Schue! Hey, Mr. Schue!". As he saw his whole Glee Club running towards him he sighed. Well, there goes the peace.

"Mr. Schuuuuuuue!" Santana screamed in his face. And there goes the quiet, he thought to himself.

"Hey guys, what's up? Did you find her?" he asked, trying to ignore the fact that Santana was still all up in his face.

"No, we didn't", Rachel explained. "But Santana did get a phone call from her."

"Yeah, she told me that she was waiting for us and that she was ready to get on the thing with wings or something."

"Big thing with wings, hmm", Finn shut his eyes tightly and rubbed his forehead.

Puck noticed him trying to think hard.

"Ha, come on Einstein, think".

"What about the airport!" Finn splurged out before anyone else could say it first.

Mr. Schue grinned. "Great idea Finn, let's check it out".

Soon enough they arrived at the airport. It was very busy and full of holiday makers and people trying to find their luggage after a long flight.

"Okay, so where here. Anyone see her?" Santana asked, while eyeing up one of the security guards.

"There! There she is!" yelled Finn, pointing at one of the seats in the waiting area And of course, like Finn said, she was sat waiting on her own. With her bags and suitcases. And to no one's surprise, her cat sat right next to her…on a leash? Santana and Mr. Schue rushed over as fast as they could before they lost her again.

"Brittany what are you doing here?" asked Mr. Schue, confused.

"I'm waiting for the flying thing," she replied, smiling at him like nothing had even happened.

Santana sat down next to her, "You mean the plane?"

"Yep, that's the one. The one that's going to take us to New York".

They both stared at her for a minute. "Brit, Nationals isn't until next week…and either is the flight," explained Santana.

"Oh, okay, what are we still sat here for then?"

"Come on, Brit Brit, let's go."

The three of them walked over to the rest of the group, who were arguing again about Kurt's Royal Wedding musical. "Oh hell to the no, Kurt! I am Royalty, I ain't no commoner."

"Can I play one of the trees in the Church? It's always been my dream to be a tree," Brittany asked. The group cheered when they saw Brittany.

"Of course you can sweetie", Kurt said putting his arm around Brittany quietly explaining how hard he thought it was to play a tree. She listened carefully and gripped onto her cat's leash as it followed her behind. The rest of the group walked together discussing what to do when they get to New York. Finn and Rachel strolled back together.

"You were great today Finn, getting the Glee Club to come to the Airport and finding Brittany before anyone else did, and thanks for stopping me from nearly killing myself on that road," Rachel said shyly, as if she was embarrassed to be complimenting him.

"Thanks Rach," he paused for a minute, trying to think of something to say without been awkward. "You know it would be great if we started dating again. I mean, we were great together. He waited for her reaction.

"I don't think so Finn, sorry". She walked away, feeling nothing.

"Hey, Mr. Schue! Could I bring my cat to Nationals? He could be like our Mascot or something. He's very talented, I give him dance lessons every week," Brittany asked excitedly as if he had already said yes.

"Erm…I'll think about it".

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