My reactions

to things.

Friend: "Are you allowed to have THIS much chocolate...?"

Me: "Of COURSE!"

10 Minutes later...

Me: "WAHHHHOOOOOO!"

(Dancing on coffee table)

Friend: "Oh noooooo..."

(Face in palm while shaking head)

Another reaction.

Teacher: "Where's your history assignment?"

Me: "This is MUSIC, not HISTORY!"

Teacher: "Where's your history assignment?"

Me: "At home."

Teacher: "So do your theory."

Me: "No. It's boring."

Teacher: If you don't do your theory I'll send you to the BLC." (Behavioural learning centre. A little like detention)

Me: (Nods slowly) "...You've got a point..."

After teacher's gone.

Me: "Messaging time!"

(Gets on laptop and goes to emails)

"Yay! A friend messaged me!"

Another reaction.

Ex: "The only reason I ever dated you was because it was a joke from one of my friends." (All ass holes)

Me: "...Aaaaaaand...?"

Ex: "I felt sorry for you at the time..."

Me: "So you used me...?"

Ex: "No..."

(I nod)

Me: "And WHHHHHYYYY are you telling me this now...?"

(Ex shrugs)

Me: "... Oh well... You WIN some, you LOSE some..."

My thoughts: "I can take this... Because I climbed a MOUNTAIN." (Line from movie "Mental" and also true! I HAVE climbed a mountain!)

Another reaction.

Friend: "Hey, do you want any peanuts?"

Me: "Yes please."

(Plays minecraft.)

(Friend comes in with bowl of peanuts with shells on)

Friend: "Here you go."

(hands me a peanut)

Me: "Ahhhhh!" (Opens mouth asking for a peanut)

(Friend pops peanut into my mouth)

Me: "Nom..." (Spits out realising the shell is still on)

Friend: "How did you not notice that?"

Me: "I'm minecrafting!"

(Friend sighs)

Me: "Ahhhhh." (Asking for peanut)

Friend: "Fiiiiiiiine!"

(Cracks open peanut shell and pops peanut into my mouth)

Me: "Nom, nom, nom..."

Friend: "What are you doing on minecraft?"

Me: "I found the fire thing!"

Friend: "The thing you use to make fire?"

Me: "Yeah!"

(Sets tree on fire)

Me: "He he he..."

(Sets everything in path on fire)

Me: "Toniiiiiiiiight. We are yooooooung! So let's set the world on FIIIRRRRRRRE! We can burn BRIIIIIGHTER, than the SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

Next day.

Me: "Guess what I did on minecraft Maria!" (Not real name. Just protecting identity.)

Maria: "What?!"

Me: "I set the world on FIRE!"

Maria: "Cool!"

(Gives thumbs up)

Another reaction.

Boy: "Hey, do you want to go out with me?"

Me: "NO." (Knowing it's a joke)

Boy: "I'm NOT joking, I really love you."

Girl: "Yeah, he loves your big nose!"

Boy: "So what do you say?"

Me: "NO."

Boy: "...That was a JOKE by the way."

Me: "I know."

(Another boy comes up to me)

Other boy: "Hey, Bruce has a big crush on you!" (Not real name)

Bruce: "Yeah, I've always had a THING for you!"

Me: "Yes, of COURSE you have..." (Continues work)