My reactions
to things.
Friend: "Are you allowed to have THIS much chocolate...?"
Me: "Of COURSE!"
10 Minutes later...
Me: "WAHHHHOOOOOO!"
(Dancing on coffee table)
Friend: "Oh noooooo..."
(Face in palm while shaking head)
Another reaction.
Teacher: "Where's your history assignment?"
Me: "This is MUSIC, not HISTORY!"
Teacher: "Where's your history assignment?"
Me: "At home."
Teacher: "So do your theory."
Me: "No. It's boring."
Teacher: If you don't do your theory I'll send you to the BLC." (Behavioural learning centre. A little like detention)
Me: (Nods slowly) "...You've got a point..."
After teacher's gone.
Me: "Messaging time!"
(Gets on laptop and goes to emails)
"Yay! A friend messaged me!"
Another reaction.
Ex: "The only reason I ever dated you was because it was a joke from one of my friends." (All ass holes)
Me: "...Aaaaaaand...?"
Ex: "I felt sorry for you at the time..."
Me: "So you used me...?"
Ex: "No..."
(I nod)
Me: "And WHHHHHYYYY are you telling me this now...?"
(Ex shrugs)
Me: "... Oh well... You WIN some, you LOSE some..."
My thoughts: "I can take this... Because I climbed a MOUNTAIN." (Line from movie "Mental" and also true! I HAVE climbed a mountain!)
Another reaction.
Friend: "Hey, do you want any peanuts?"
Me: "Yes please."
(Plays minecraft.)
(Friend comes in with bowl of peanuts with shells on)
Friend: "Here you go."
(hands me a peanut)
Me: "Ahhhhh!" (Opens mouth asking for a peanut)
(Friend pops peanut into my mouth)
Me: "Nom..." (Spits out realising the shell is still on)
Friend: "How did you not notice that?"
Me: "I'm minecrafting!"
(Friend sighs)
Me: "Ahhhhh." (Asking for peanut)
Friend: "Fiiiiiiiine!"
(Cracks open peanut shell and pops peanut into my mouth)
Me: "Nom, nom, nom..."
Friend: "What are you doing on minecraft?"
Me: "I found the fire thing!"
Friend: "The thing you use to make fire?"
Me: "Yeah!"
(Sets tree on fire)
Me: "He he he..."
(Sets everything in path on fire)
Me: "Toniiiiiiiiight. We are yooooooung! So let's set the world on FIIIRRRRRRRE! We can burn BRIIIIIGHTER, than the SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
Next day.
Me: "Guess what I did on minecraft Maria!" (Not real name. Just protecting identity.)
Maria: "What?!"
Me: "I set the world on FIRE!"
Maria: "Cool!"
(Gives thumbs up)
Another reaction.
Boy: "Hey, do you want to go out with me?"
Me: "NO." (Knowing it's a joke)
Boy: "I'm NOT joking, I really love you."
Girl: "Yeah, he loves your big nose!"
Boy: "So what do you say?"
Me: "NO."
Boy: "...That was a JOKE by the way."
Me: "I know."
(Another boy comes up to me)
Other boy: "Hey, Bruce has a big crush on you!" (Not real name)
Bruce: "Yeah, I've always had a THING for you!"
Me: "Yes, of COURSE you have..." (Continues work)
