tap

tap

tap

tap

"Come on, come on, time boost..."

Time Boost: Your money reproduces by itself at a rate of $2,000 a second for approximately 6 hours. Next time boost available in: 3 days

"Oh, yeah! Now I can put my phone down and go to work!"

SpongeBob had been in his bed for an hour before getting ready for work at the Krusty Krab, clicking away and spawning fictional money on his phone. It was an app called Money Madness where you tap to make money, and SpongeBob was loving it. He had originally gotten a smartphone to prank call Squidward with special voice effects, but then he discovered all kinds of other things you could do with it.

On the way to work, SpongeBob stopped by several people's houses to tell them about the game.

knock knock knock

"Hey Squidward! I got this really cool game on my phone where you can tap, and tap, and tap, and tap, and tap, and upgrade, and tap, and tap, and tap, and tap, and tap, and boost, and tap, and buy stuff, and tap, and tap, and tap..."

1 HOUR 23 MINUTES LATER

"And tap, and tap, and tap, and—"

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID TAPPING GAME! LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO TO WORK!", Squidward yelled. He slammed his door.

"Gosh, Squidward doesn't seem like he's in a good mood today. I'll tell Patrick!"

knock knock

"Hey Patr—"

"SpongeBob, don't say ANYTHING! The very future of Allyson is at stake!"

"Wha... you never told me about this Allyson!"

Patrick whispered. "Shh! I made her just today! If you be quiet, maybe you can come see her!"

SpongeBob walked into Patrick's house carefully. He looked around and said after a moment, "Where's Allyson?" Patrick pointed at forty grains of sand stacked on top of each other one by one. "There she is. Isn't she beautiful?"

"Yeah, she sure is!"

"NO! SPONGEBOB!"

SpongeBob had talked too loud, causing Allyson to collapse.

Patrick was in tears. "ALLYSON! WE WERE GONNA ADOPT A BABY!"

SpongeBob ran out of Patrick's house before Patrick got any more emotionally distressed. "Gosh, Patrick isn't in a good mood either. I'll tell Sandy!"

Sandy was hibernating, of course. "Oh boy, not this rabbit hole again," SpongeBob said. He left Sandy's treedome before even finishing the instructional video.

Ms. Puff was going on a joyride in her hot rod. Larry and his tough friends were working out. Plankton was updating Karen's operating system (against her will.) None of the Bikini Bottomites wanted to be bothered today.

"Oh well," SpongeBob said sadly. "I guess this means there's no one left in town who wants to play my phone game."

ding

"Except Mr. Krabs! Oh, he'll love it!"

Since the restaurant opened in two minutes, SpongeBob used the secret entrance to get there.

"Mr. Krabs, I bet you'll like this!"

Okay, so this is my first fanfiction and I am very bad but criticize freely. Tried to make this seem like a mix of a new episode and an old episode. Will update soon. If you enjoyed, please favorite/review and all that yadda yadda yadda.