THIS KANTO BE GOOD...!PC: *sleeping noises*

Prof. Oak leaps through his window.Prof. Oak:Hi there, kiddo!PC: *screams of sheer unadulterated terror*

Prof.Oak:Welcome to the world of Pokémon!PC:Welco- I"m 11! I didn't just move into the planet recently! On an unrelated note, how'd you leap through a 2 story window?Prof. Oak: What's your name?PC: I'm not telling you that!Prof.Oak: Jackson, huh? How nice!

Jackson: Who did you...?Oak reveals a similarly aged child from his lab coat.

Prof.Oak: This is Trace! The two of you have been rivals since you were babies. I've seen many babies fight one another. It was glorious.Jackson(To Trace): Who is this psycho?!Trace:Just do what he says and he won't hurt you...Jackson:...

Oak reveals to Poké Balls from the EXACT SAME pocket he revealed Trace.Prof. Oak:Here are 2 Pokémon! Have fun and remember...I'M ALWAY'S WATCHING YOU.Kiddies:...why?