Edit: 2018 i do not own mario, games or characters, there is an oc for the sake of having a villain
Bowser has lost to Mario yet again, but his feelings somehow get the better of him, as in a desperate move, he has her kidnapped again, but in her own castle, freely able to walk around, she isn't convinced its not a kidnapping and it starts to look like she'll call Mario again, but in a twist, Bowser declares he wants to go steady with her, and she begrudgingly obliges, but starts to have feelings as well, meanwhile Kammy searches for her masters wish of finding a person who will marry them for real, what will happen next
Bowser lay on his stomach in defeat, the 'brave' Mario standing in the far off corner with Peach, receiving praise as usual, darn him, Bowser sighed and grumbled, how could this cheeky plumber keep on defeating him, all he ever wanted was peach, and her love, and all that ended up happening is the same old thing: bowser- defeated Mario- praised and loved by all Bowser- thrown out and shamed ...blah blah blah, Bowser sulked off with Kammy and took off in his castle. Suddenly, just as he was passing Peach's castle, he had a thought, and without warning, he parked his castle just out of sight behind Peach's place.
"Kammy! Come here right now!" Bowser bellowed, and Kammy came gliding in
"Yes your raunchiness?" she replied
"Go find me a ….uh, someone who can perform...i just wanna be married to
Peach for real! Find someone who can make it happen, I have a plan!" he proclaimed, his eyes glimmering with glee and brimming with whatever plot he was hatching
"Hmm, well I suppose I have no choice, he is the king, and he has ordered it, plus, who am I to question the great King Bowser" she replied turning to leave
"Yes! Good, now hurry, while I do part 2 of my plan, I AM a genius after all, that last plan was a fluke, a test, now the real plan can go through" he finished, seemingly happy with himself, he grinned and turned to look out the window, Kammy merely nodded and jumped on her broom, then flew out the window, wondering where to find such a being at this hour, though she suspected she'd find them waaay after the fact, stifling a yawn, she flew onwards, searching for that special someone to perform a marriage for her dear king.
Bowser didn't wait, he snuck in through her balcony and lied in wait for her return, he knew that by the time she came back, she'd be alone, and that she would have sent Mario and that what's-his-name brother of his home, he sat in her walk-in closet and waited, and sure enough, an hour or so later, she arrived, yawning and ready for bed, he shivered in excitement, and couldn't wait any longer, he jumped out and sure enough, she shrieked, but he covered her mouth in a hurry and looked her square in the eyes.
" Hello princess, betting you thought you wouldn't see your cuddly Bowser again, but I knew you'd miss me, so I decided to come over and chat, that is, if you wont shriek again, I do so hate to have to resort to tapping your mouth shut, or tying you up, so this time is different, may I?" he tilted his head and she nodded, he then took his clawed hand off her mouth, and watched as she went to sit on her couch, he followed. She turned to look at him, with the most stoney faced expression he'd ever seen.
"What do you want this time you monster, haven't you learned your lesson by now, and don't be silly, a kidnapping is still a kidnapping, you just wait till Mario finds out, you scaly jerk" she finished in a huff, and turned her nose up at him, but it did not deter him one bit, in fact, he felt like grinning wider, so he did, and said in what he felt was the sweetest voice he could muster "my dear sweet princess, this isn't your average kidnapping, for you see, I must confess my feelings for you and I feel no way is more appropriate than a marriage proposal..." he paused for effect and watched and she frowned " there is no way I will marry you, you are the single most terrible thing to befall the mushroom kingdom, why in the world would I marry you" she seemed to blush a little, but there was still an edge to her voice, Bowser sat down beside her and took her hands as best he could, forcing her to have to look into her eyes.
"Because unlike other times before, I am dead serious, I don't want to kidnap you anymore, I want to settle down, and be a respectable Koopa, and i'll prove it, by courting you, no longer will I force my love, we'll take it one step at a time, I will do it all for you, I swear it!" he declared, his eyes pleading for her to accept, Peach looked shocked for a moment, then blushed, as she had no one to turn to for an opinion, eventually nodding in consent, "if I find out this is a trick, I wont hesitate to banish you forever and declare you a threat, and that means, Mario would have free reign again to beat you up" she replied puffing up her cheeks in contempt, Bowser felt elated, and hugged her gently.
"You wont regret this, nope nope, oh I could just die of joy, I will see you tomorrow then, we'll have a picnic in the front yard...oh and uh, please let your guards know to leave me alone, I don't think it'd do well for our relationship if anyone decided to interfere, goodnight my darling" Bowser seemed to pause, before blushing furiously, then waved and hopped off her balcony and into his castle, Peach shakily got ready for bed, she knew her subjects would be wary of Bowser's proposal and would want to know if she was under some kind of spell or possessed in any way, she just had to think of something, as she crawled into bed and blew out all but the lamps, she wondered to herself, just how much did she feel for that scaly creature, and even she felt wary, even if he seemed sincere, she wouldn't …..wouldn't do what, her mind suddenly went blank, she blinked a couple times, then shrugged and fell asleep, what could Bowser do, when she knew she could have Mario there in an instant to teach him a lesson, still, she couldn't quell the warmth in her heart, maybe Bowser was being honest this time,who knows.
Bowser lay in his bed, he'd done it! He'd finally done it, and this time, even Mario couldn't touch him, he grinned viciously and clung to his pillows, what a glorious evening it had been, and now, he was finally dating Princess Peach, and in such a way as to be wed someday...'oh yes, heh, someday soon my dear princess' he thought with a evil laugh, but then a feeling lodged itself in his chest, love? Oh jeez, how could he hurt her, when he promised not to, even if Mario showed up, he'd be sure to be on his best behavior, so that he could prove to Peach he was a changed koopa, and so Mario would leave him alone at last, and what was better, it would be a time spent with his beloved Peach, he fell asleep with a smile on his face, and for once, had the happiest dream he'd ever had in years.
