WARNING THIS IS TOTAL CRACK!
Ages: Then: Hidan, Kisami, Itachi, Orochimaru, Pain, Sasori and Kakuzu are 5
Konan, Zetsu, and Tobi are 4
Kabuto and Deidara are 3
Now:Hidan, Kisami, Itachi, Orochimaru, Pain, Sasori and Kakuzu are 18
Konan, Zetsu, and Tobi are 17
Kabuto and Deidara are 16
Never Invite Deidara to Play Cards.
Then: UNO
"Skip you, Konan…" said young Sasori as a little Konan sighed defeatedly.
"Take Two." said toddler Kisami, receiving a glare from a child Kakuzu as he took two cards with a groan. Next was tiny Orochimaru who put down a blue 9 over the blue take-two, followed by Pain who put down a green nine.
Now it was Itachi's turn, the raven squinting at his cards before putting one down.
"You can't do that Baka! that's a red 6! You can't put a red 6 on a green 9!" Lectured little Hidan. Six year old Itachi gave a grunt of displeasure as he withdrew his card and picked up another one. Then Hidan put down his yellow 9 and smirked in victory at the Uchiha's mistake.
"Dwa-Fow, make it wed…Uno." said the tiny Zetsu.
"Make it Blue." said Sasori. Konan giggled as she put her blue 7 down.
"Uh! Take four make it Yellow." Said Kisami.
"Yeah…"
"Draw four make it green!" said Orochimaru.
"Liar Liar!" said Pain.
"I Quit." Said Orochimaru getting up and leaving his hand on the table as he walked away.
"So…Are we done now?" asked Itachi…
"Deidara! Come play with us!" asked Pain.
"Boom! Un!" said Deidara.
"Why invite the Baby?"
"Would you want me to invite Tobi?" Everyone shuttered.
**~*~*~*~**TIME-LAPS**~*~*~*~**
"Gwood job, Deid'ra!" said Zetsu.
"How did he do that?" Asked Itachi.
"Orochimaru was gonna quit!" Exclaimed Hidan.
"He…He must have cheated." exclaimed Pain… Who had been stuck with a collective of 20 Plus-two's, Skip you's, and Draw-four's.
"You just mad dat Dei-chan won and you lost more than the west of us!" said Konan. Pain just huffed.
Now: POKER
"Hey Deidara! We're playing strip poker!" said Pain, "Want to play a quick couple hands?"
"Sure Un." Deidara replies sitting down at the table...
After the first hand the Akatsuki Coats were gone, and Kakuzu and Konan folded. After the second hand the next shirts were gone and Konan and Zetsu folded.
By the time five hands passed Itachi, Kisami, Hidan and Sasori had dropped at verious times. After the sixth hand, Pain was naked and Deidara was still fully clothed.
"Remind me to never play cards with Deidara again…" says Pain.
"Remind me to fold the next time you forget that Deidara never looses." muttered Sasori, who hadn't folded until the second to last hand.
"Remind me why you guys even bother? Un…" Said Deidara…"We have this discussion every weekend, un, and I never loose."
The Final Grade? F. The Student fails to grasp the point of this lesson and repeatedly makes the same mistake.
Authors Notes:
Deidara: Boom, Un? Really?
Me: Hey! You Couldn't say much else at age 3!
Pain: At least you don't look like a Shmuck.
Sasori: Why didn't I fold sooner?
Me: I don't know…
Tobi: TOBI DIDN'T GET TO PLAY EVEN THOUGH TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!
Itachi: I looked stupid.
Me: You just got the six and nine mixed up…happens all the time… Er…anyway…Addiena Out!
