"Ooh yes..." Rosalina said as she was letting out a huge amount of farts, enjoying her stinky cacophony.
"...Why are we doing this again?" Marth groaned as he had his right hand on his forehead with his other one holding onto his infamous sword.
Diddy Kong ate a ripe banana. "Because we like looking at girls farting."
"Poyo!" Kirby burped, waving his stubby arms.
"Do we though?" Marth questioned
"Well if you guys want to get off so bad, then just do it already!" Rosalina snapped as she was fanning the air while wearing her regular regal light blue dress.
"You seem confident by your fart gas." Diddy calmly said as the four Smashers were all out on a battlefield version of the Kongo Bongo Jungle.
"Well I just have a lot of smelly poots in my fat ass. I gotta let it out!" Rosalina laughed as she had her other hand on her grumbling stomach, gasping. "I'm gonna need some new underwear after that!"
"Ugh, it stinks all right... why are we comending this?" Marth groaned as he then barfed, feeling sick to his stomach.
"Because people will like anything, especially when farting is involved!" Lucina suddenly said as she dashed by, letting out a wet fart herself.
"...She raises a good point." Diddy concluded, glancing to see that Kirby died from the flatulent releases being too rotten for him to handle.
