Hello people of fanfiction! Yeah, this is another Wal-Mart story! But you know what makes mine different than all the others? It's way better! Haha just kidding! If you have the time a review would be nice(: But I would rather that you hold back on the rude and or mean reviews!(:Enjoy!
Phase One: Just a little intercom prank!(:
~Rose's POV~
I slowly and silently made my way to the nearest phone on one of the big poles. I had to make sure no workers saw me. I lifted up the phone and dialed the number for the intercom. Emmett was the one that came up with this stupid idea and everyone else volunteered me. In a matter of seconds the store would be in complete ciaos. I spoke into the phone clearly so that everyone would be sure to hear.
"Attention all Wal-Mart customers, every item in the store is now free for the next five minutes. Just fill your cart and head out of the doors, the timer will start right… now!" I hung up the phone and sped away to watch.
Everyone in the store went crazy. People started screaming and fighting over things. I saw these two pregnant ladies fighting over this baby stroller. They were yelling things at each other. One spoke English but the other spoke Spanish. It was the only one left and finally the woman who spoke Spanish let go and flew backwards into a giant pyramid display of diapers. It was pretty funny. I saw another guy with his cart filled with toy puppets. He had one on each hand and he was talking to himself with them… Creepy! Next I saw a guy carrying some rope, a giant box of matches, a few grill lighters, a box of rubber gloves, and a chainsaw. He was laughing evilly and talking to himself also as he walked out of the doors. There was a younger girl with an armful of Justin Bieber posters, and what I assumed to be her mother trailing behind her with a cart overly full with groceries and other things heading towards the main doors.
I walked away and noticed all of these security workers guarding the main doors. A few seconds later a huge group of people came running with giant TV's and other electronic devices. They didn't stop when the security guards held out their hands signaling them all to stop. The people in the very front of the group plowed them all over, every single one of those poor guys, and the entire group ran out of the store.
The store was nearly empty now, I wondered around watching people fight over expensive things while looking for my family. It was entertaining. The five minutes was almost up and a few seconds later someone spoke over the intercom telling everyone that was left in the store that it was a prank and nothing was actually free. There were workers running around everywhere trying to find out who did the master prank. There were news crews all over reporting what happened. I overheard one lady who was talking into a camera.
"I'm here at the Forks, Washington Wal-Mart where things got a little out of hand today. Someone hacked into one of the intercom systems and told the entire store that all of the merchandise was completely free. All of the customers grabbed anything they could and ran out of the store. One of the security guards that were trampled broke his ankle when someone drove their full cart over his leg. The store manager has informed us that the store will be closing down for a few days to take inventory and to restock on supplies. But still, no one knows who to blame." She spoke with a serious voice and a serious expression on her face. I laughed as I walked away. When I met up with the rest of the family they were all laughing too.
"That was the best prank in the history of all Wal-Mart's!" Alice said still grinning.
"Nice job Rose!" Emmett said putting his arm around me.
"Did you see all the people trample the guards up front?" Edward said in amazement.
"We should get out of here. They are questioning everyone that is left. Plus, all the people are gone so we can't do much." Bella said.
"We will come back in a couple of days for phase two of the mission!" Alice stuck her fist up in the air like a super hero and we walked out of the store all laughing and suggesting other pranks and things to do next time. Our fun was just beginning.
So what do you think? Wouldn't that be really awesome if that actually happened? I think so!(: So maybe if you review I will give you a purple cupcake with a big hug from Justin Bieber! :D Cuz who doesn't love some Justin Bieber? xD Alright so yeah I'm done talking! Let me know if I should even bother to write any more! Byee for now!
