Toy Story starring Woody Allen and Buzz Aldrin

"Where are we?" asked Woody Allen, scratching his head but then he realized there was a cowboy's hat on his head and he was like "what?"

"We seem to be really tiny… almost toy sized!" exclaimed Buzz Aldrin, who also scratched his head but then realized there was a space helmet on his head! That didn't really surprise him though cause he's always wearing a space helmet.

"I think we are… Toys in Toy Story!" Woody Allen announced dramatically in his most dramatic voice.

Woody Allen and Buzz Aldrin walked around Andy's room.

"This place is messy," said Buzz Aldrin. Buzz Aldrin wasn't lying. This place really is messy!

"Well I'm not going to clean it," whispered Woody Allen some-what seductively, "I'm just a moviemaker!"

"Well I'm not going to clean it. I'm an astronaut!" said Buzz Aldrin.

Woody Allen took a deep breath.

"You are not an astronaut. YOU ARE A TOYYYYYYYYY!"

(To Be Continued?)