I made a few minor changes, fixing puncuation, replacing swear words with words less strong, stuff like that. But other than that, this is all straight from Google translate.
Disclaimer: I don't own Gravity Falls. If I did, then Gompers would be a main character.
Ah, the summer break.
So you want cheese on hun?
Sure, Hank
A time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy.
If you do not me.
It comes closer!
My name is Dipper. The girl is about my sister Mabel puke. You may be wondering, what we do in a golf cart, fleeing creature of unimaginable horror.
Attention!
Rest asssured, not perfect logical explanation.
Let us rewind. It all started when our parents, we decided to use some fresh air. We will ship in the north to the sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, on the spot in the woods remain our great uncle.
The loft is great. Look at all my splitter!
There and goat on my bed.
Hey, my friend. Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
My sister rather look on the brighter side of things.
Yay! Grass!
But I had a hard time to set our new surrroundings.
Boo!
Ah!
And then there was our great uncle Stan.
The guy.
It was worth it.
Our uncle transform a house into a tourist trap called secret Shack. The real mystery is why no one came.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold! The Sascroch!
And guess who worked there.
Do not touch the goods!
It looked like it was leading to the same boring routine every summer. Until that fateful day ...
He is looking at it! He is looking at it!
Uh, do you like me? Yes. For sure. For sure?
I rigged it!
Mabel, I know you'll have everybody Boy Crazy step, but I think you're kind of overdo it with the crazy.
What?
Come on, Big Dipper! This is our first summer away from home. It is my great opportunity to have a summer romance epic.
Yes, but you need to flirt with every guy you meet.
My name is Mabel. But you can call me the girl of your dreams.
I'm joking! Ha ha ha ha!
OMG, how turtles? I like turtles too! What happened here?
Come one, come all, to the kingdom of the Prince of savings mattress!
Take me with you ...
Ah!
Mock all you want, brother, but I have a good feeling about this summer. I would not be surprised if the man of my dreams now went through the door.
Oh! Oh, not good. Ow.
Oh, why?
Ha ha ha!
All right, all right people live to watch. I need someone on the signs hanging in a spooky forest.
It is not.
It is not.
Uh not to,
No one asked you, Soos.
I know and I'm happy with it.
Wendy, I need you to set the mark!
I would, but I know, yuck, to achieve it.
I would dismiss you all, if I could. All right, let's do it ... eenie, meenie, mieney ...
You.
Oh, what? Stan Grunkle whenever I into the woods., I feel like I'm being watched.
Oh, again.
I tell you something strange is going on in this city. Just today, my mosquito bites formulate "CAUTION".
Says: "APPLIED". Look, kid. The whole "Monster in the Forest", is only a local legend that for people that sell like from guys like me trumps Merch.
To end is so paranoid!
Ugh, Stan Grunkle. No one has ever believe anything I say.
What the?
"It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began studying the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon."
What is all this?
"Think it is. Mind in Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust." "Unfortunately, my suspicions were confirmed. I'm being watched. Hide I need this book before" it A person you can trust ...
Hello!
Ah!
What'cha readin '? Some things nerd?
Uh, uh, it's nothing!
"Uh, uh, it's nothing!" What? Are you really not want to show me?
Uhhh, let's go somewhere private.
It's great! Stan Grunkle said I was paranoid ...
But according to this book, has a secret dark side Gravity Falls.
Whoa! Shut your mouth!
And this! At a certain point, the site will simply ceased as the guy who wrote it mysteriously disappeared!
Who is this?
Well, time to spill the beans!
Boop. Beans! The girl got a date! Woo-woo!
Let me get this straight: in half an hour I was gone, a boy were you?
What can I say? I think I'm simply irresistible!
Oh! Come!
What do you read there, Slick?
Oh!
I came to just, uh ...
Gold chains for old men's magazine?
That's a good question.
Hey family!
Say hello to my new friend!
"Do you support?
Hey?
How are you hanging?
We met at the cemetery. It's really deep.
Oh! Little muscle there. There, it WH-what a surprise.
So, what's your name?
Uh ... normal..man.
Norman means.
Are you .. bleeding, Norman?
It's jam.
I love jam! See.
So you can go trying his hand or ... whatever hold?
Oh, oh my goodness..he it .. Do not wait for!
It was something Norman law it was not. I decided to consult with the magazine.
Known for their bad skin and bright view these creatures are often mistaken for ... teenagers! Beware of falling from the nefarious gravity ...
"Support.
Zombie!
Someone says "Crombie"? What Crombie? Not even a word ... you lose your mind.
I like you.
Oh, no! Mabel!
No, no, Mabel! Attention!
Huh, Daisy? Scallywag you ...
Is my sister really zombie, or do I just go nuts?
It is a dilemma to be safe.
I could not help but overhear themselves to talk loud in an empty room.
Soos, you've seen the friend Mabel. There must be a zombie, right?
Hmm. As seen many heads, this guy eat?
Zero.
Look, mate believe. I'm always noticing strange things in this city. As the postman? Pretty sure werewolf age.
But you have to witness. Otherwise, people will think you are a big league cuckoo clock.
As always, Soos, you're right.
My wisdom is a blessing and a curse.
Soos! The portable toilet clogged again!
I'm needed elsewhere.
My sister is in trouble. It was time to get some clues.
I had seen enough.
Mabel! We need to talk about Norman!
Is not it the best? Check out the brand he gave me a huge smooch!
Ha, ha! Gullible. It was just an accident with the leaf blower!
Practice kissing!
Ah! Turn it off, turn it off!
That was fun.
No! Mabel, hear! I try an tell you that it seems IS-CAD Norman!
They think it could be a vampire? That would be so awesome!
Guess again, sister. SHA-BAM!
Oh, wait. Uh, I'm sorry.
Sha-bam!
A Zombie? Not so funny, Dipper.
I'm not joking! It all adds up! The bleeding limp. There he blinks! Have you noticed that?
Maybe it's flashing when you are flashing.
Mabel, remember what the book is about the Gravity Falls? Trust no one!
Well, what about me, huh? Why can not you trust me?
Beep, bop!
Mabel! It is to eat your brain!
Dipper, listen to me. Norman and I are going on a date at five clock, and I'm going to be adorable, and it will be dreamy ...
Fan! B-b-b-but, but, but ...
And ... I'm not there, you can ruin it with one of your crazy conspiracies!
What will I do?
Come! Hey, Norman! How do I look?
Shiny.
You always know what to say!
Soos was right. I have no real evidence. I think I can sometimes be paranoid type and-Wait, what? I was right! OMG! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!
And here we have "Rock that looks like a face" Rock; The rock that looks like a face.
Does it look like a stone?
No, it looks like a face.
Is it on?
It is a rock that looks like a face!
Here! Grunkle Stan!
For the fifth time! It's ... it's not really happen!
Finally we are alone.
Yes. A ...
Stan! Stan! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! I need to borrow the golf cart, so I save my sister from zombie!
Try, no pedestrians hit!
Dude, I'm there, Soos. This is for the zombies.
Thank you.
And that's where you see piƱata.
Uh ... thank you?
Better safe than sorry!
Uh, Mabel, now that we get to know each other ... it is something I tell you.
Oh, Norman, you can tell me anything! Please a vampire, you are a vampire ...
OK, but ... Just do not freak out, okay? Just keep an open mind, cool!
Is that weird? Is that too crazy? Do you need to set?
Well, I'll explain. So! We dwarves. The first time. Get that one. Out of the way
Uh ...
I'm Jeff, and here we are Carson, Steve, Jason and ... I'm sorry, I always forget the name.
Shmebulock.
Shmebulock! Yes! Anyway, long story short, we were dwarfs Lookin 'for a new queen! Right, guys?
Queen! Queen! Queen!
Heh! So what do you say? Join us in Holy Matri-GNOME-y? Matri ... Matri-mo-ny! Blah! Can not talk now!
Look ... I'm sorry, guys. They are really cute, but ... I'm a girl, and you are Gnome, and it's like, "what"? Yikes ...
We understand. We will never forget you, Mabel. As we will kidnap you.
Huh?
Do not worry, Mabel! I'll save you from this zombie!
Help!
Please wait!
The more you fight, the more complicated it will be for all! Only one ... Ha, okay. Get adopt its side, Steve!
Let me go!
What the heck is going on here?
Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of Gnome! And they are total idiots! Hair! Hair! Hair!
Dwarves? Huh, I was gone. "Dwarfs, little men of the forest Gravity Falls weaknesses, unknown .."
Oh, come on!
Hey, hey! Let go of my sister!
Oh! Ha ha ... Hey, there! Um, you know, that's really all just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister is not in danger. She is married, but every thousand of us, and our Queen be gnome for all eternity! Is not it, darling?
You are butt-face!
Enter you immediately, or else!
You think you can stop us, boy? You have no idea what we're here. The gnomes are a powerful race! Not with the- Ahhh not bite!
He is our Queen! No, no, no!
Seat belt!
You have wrong with the creatures confused, Boys! Forest Gnomes! Collect!
Hurry before they come after us!
I would not worry about. See a few feet? These tiny suckers!
Dang.
All right! Team work, guys! As we practiced!
Move move!
Come back to our queen!
It comes closer!
Shmebulock ... AAAHH!
I'm going to save you, Dipper!
Thank you, Mabel.
Do not mention it. Attention!
Stay back, man! Uh, where Stan Grunkle?
See! The world's most disturbing thing! Just try to look away! You can not! I can not even remember what I was talking about.
It's the end of the line, kids! Mabel, married to us before we do something crazy!
There must be a way off yet!
I must do it.
What? Mabel, do not do that! Are you crazy?
Trust me.
What?
Dipper, just this once! Trust me! All right, Jeff. I'll marry you.
Hot dog! Help me out there, Jason! Thank you, Andy! All rights, left foot there we go. See the mayor, Mike. Eh? Eh? Bing Bada, bada-bam! Now, let us back into the forest, honey!
You may now kiss the bride!
Well, do not mind if I do! Hey, hey, wait a minute! Whoa, whoa! What's goin '?
Set that to me! That breaks my heart!
Ow! My face!
And that's for messing with my brother! Will you do the honor? Three!
One, two, three!
I get you this!
While commands to issue? I need directions!
My arms are tired.
Who else wants some?
Hey, Dipper! I, uh ... I'm sorry for ignoring your advice. She was really looking for me.
Oh, do not be like that. You saved our butts again!
I think I'm just sad that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes.
Look on the bright side. Perhaps he is a vampire and the other is!
Oh, you're just saying that!
Awkward Hug siblings?
Siblings awkward hug.
Pat. Pat.
Yeesh! Two of a bus or beat so? Hah! Uh, hey! W-would not you know it? Um, I accidentally hit some inventory Crowded! So how about all of you take an item from the gift shop? The house, you know?
Really?
What's the catch?
The catch is that, before I change my mind. Now take something.
Hm. Should do the trick!
And I will fight ... hook! Yes!
You'd rather not, like, doll, or what?
Grappling hook!
All right!
I was this magazine that nobody in Gravity Falls said I could trust. But if you are struggling for the first Gnome side by side with someone, you realize that they probably always got your back.
Hey, Mabel. Could you get the light?
I'm on it! It works! Ha ha, grappling hooks.
Our uncle told us there was nothing unusual about this city. But who knows what other secrets waiting to be unlocked.
Coming soon to a website you're on right now: Google Falls, LegendoftheGobblewonker.
