Hey guys Crazetigerz here, so there is this trend on Dynasty warrior fanfictions called (insert dynasty warrior character name here) answers letters and I would like to follow the trend. I can't choose my favorite character in dynasty warrior because I have many so, I decided to make an OC which as a generic but with an intellect
Koei headquarters
Crazetigerz(me) breaks in and goes to the dynasty warrior development computer and attach a USB
Crazetigerz: ok, I just need to give a generic a functional brain and then I am good
Crazetigerz accesses the computer and gives a random generic strategist from Wei a string of coding
Crazetigerz: yes! I did it, it is 100% worth it to break in the KOEI building just to give a single generic a brain just for a plot in a fanfiction
*Crazetigerz left quickly*
Dynasty warrior world, Xu Chang
*A random generic strategist has been assigned by Xun Yu for a job*
Xun Yu: ok I forgot your name because a lot of people here look like you
Generic strategist: it is okay my lord
Xun Yu: ok so your job is to answer my Emails but reply with only "I am on vacation for the next 3 days"
Generic strategist: yes, my lord
Xun Yu: good
Xun Yu left, leaving the generic strategist alone to do his work. Before he can do his work, he suddenly gets hit by a thunder that appears out of nowhere and he suddenly has a personality and can think by himself.
Cheng Shi: I-I can think! I can do whatever I choose to do! what is my name? whoever my previous name is I will name myself Cheng Shi from now on!
Cheng Shi looks around to see a computer and approach it to see it has a lot of Emails
Cheng Shi: Emails? I guess I have to answer them
To: Cao Cao
Who are you?
Cheng Shi
To: Wang Yi
I don't know who you are and I can't do magic
Cheng Shi
To: Xiahou Dun
(I don't know who this person is but I know I am important to them)
I can't help you with something involving magic
Cheng Shi
To: Cao Pi
I can't send troops to escort you, who am I a commanding officer?
Cheng Shi
To: Cao Pi
Am I? well tell someone else to do it
Cheng Shi
To: Zhang Liao
How is it my problem if this Cao Pi guy needs soldiers? how about you help him?
Cheng Shi
To: Xu Zhu
Get your own food fat man
Cheng Shi
To: Zhang He
Get your own makeup, and why do you people call me Xun Yu?
Cheng Shi
To: Zhang He
No, my name is Cheng Shi, not Xun Yu
Cheng Shi
To: Zhen Ji
Your Cao Pi's wife? well, you can tell him to get his own soldiers I am not doing anything for him!
Cheng Shi
To: Cao Cao
I am not disrespecting your son! Besides he needs to try to get stuff done by himself or he will be a spoiled child
P.S stop calling me Xun Yu
Cheng Shi
Cheng Shi realizes his Email account name is Xun Yu
Cheng Shi: oh wait, this Email address is Xun Yu, oh well better change it
To: Cao Cao
Yes, the Email address is changed to my actual name I don't even know why it is called Xun Yu
Cheng Shi
To: Cao Cao
Yes, I am ok what makes you think I am sick?
Cheng Shi
To: Cao Cao
No! I am not a guy name Xun Yu that lost his mind
Cheng Shi
To: Sima Yi
You never saw me? a guy name Cheng Shi? Well I never saw you too
Cheng Shi
To: Cao Ren
Assemble the troops yourself
Cheng Shi
To :Xiahou Yuan
Get your own arrows
Cheng Shi
To: Zhang Liao
Am I new here? I don't know myself
Cheng Shi
Suddenly Cao Cao burst through the door with a couple of guards
Cao Cao: you there! Have you seen Xun Yu ?
Cheng Shi: no
Cao Cao: then who answer all the Emails I send?
Cheng Shi: me sir
Cao Cao: you? a generic strategist? how dare you use a high-ranking strategist's computer!
Cheng Shi: I thought I was-
Cao Cao: bow down to your lord first!
Cheng Shi: what ?! for what?
Cao Cao: I am the commander of Wei and you are one of my generic strategists
Cheng Shi: stop calling me "generic strategist"! my name is Cheng Shi!
Cao Cao: generics have many names but they all are the same, now bow down!
Cheng Shi: fine! *bows down and stands up*
Cao Cao: it is strange how a generic like you does not follow my commands
Cheng shi: because I am not a generic person! My name is Cheng Shi! I am leaving!
Cheng Shi takes the computer and monitor with its peripherals and left leaving Cao Cao confused
Cao Cao: a generic with a personality? that is unusual
*Cheng Shi accidently meet Li Dian while walking*
Li Dian: you there Can you g-
Cheng Shi: get it yourself I am busy! *walks away*
Li Dian: what theā¦. (did a generic just talk back to me? I better report this, this is unusual)
Cheng Shi's house
Cheng Shi: a good thing I get this house for free because people say I am a high ranking official, oh well time to see more Emails
To: Xiahou Dun
Don't call me an unusual generic, why do you even Email me?
Cheng Shi
To: Xiahou Dun
Someone told you there is something wrong with me? well I don't feel sick
Cheng Shi
To: Xiahou Dun
What do you mean I should not have a personality? I can be whatever I want
Cheng Shi
To: Wang Yi
Ok who told you? you can tell me what to do because I am a "generic"
Cheng Shi
To: Wang Yi
What do you mean you are testing me and the result is "unusual" ok who assign you?
Cheng Shi
To: Cao Cao
Tell your Officers to stop calling me an "unusual generic" tell them to call me Cheng Shi
Cheng Shi
To: Xiahou Dun
The only thing I know is I work for some government
Cheng Shi
To: Xiahou Dun
Do I work for wei ? what is that ?
Cheng Shi
To: Sima Zhao
Don't be lazy get it done by yourself
Cheng Shi
To: Xiahou Dun
You want me to meet you and your boss at Xu Chang castle tomorrow? fine, I can finally know why you people say I am not normal, good night
Cheng Shu
Cheng Shu turns off the computer and goes to bed
I hope you guys enjoyed, I will make more soon
