Hey guys Crazetigerz here, so there is this trend on Dynasty warrior fanfictions called (insert dynasty warrior character name here) answers letters and I would like to follow the trend. I can't choose my favorite character in dynasty warrior because I have many so, I decided to make an OC which as a generic but with an intellect

Koei headquarters

Crazetigerz(me) breaks in and goes to the dynasty warrior development computer and attach a USB

Crazetigerz: ok, I just need to give a generic a functional brain and then I am good

Crazetigerz accesses the computer and gives a random generic strategist from Wei a string of coding

Crazetigerz: yes! I did it, it is 100% worth it to break in the KOEI building just to give a single generic a brain just for a plot in a fanfiction

*Crazetigerz left quickly*

Dynasty warrior world, Xu Chang

*A random generic strategist has been assigned by Xun Yu for a job*

Xun Yu: ok I forgot your name because a lot of people here look like you

Generic strategist: it is okay my lord

Xun Yu: ok so your job is to answer my Emails but reply with only "I am on vacation for the next 3 days"

Generic strategist: yes, my lord

Xun Yu: good

Xun Yu left, leaving the generic strategist alone to do his work. Before he can do his work, he suddenly gets hit by a thunder that appears out of nowhere and he suddenly has a personality and can think by himself.

Cheng Shi: I-I can think! I can do whatever I choose to do! what is my name? whoever my previous name is I will name myself Cheng Shi from now on!

Cheng Shi looks around to see a computer and approach it to see it has a lot of Emails

Cheng Shi: Emails? I guess I have to answer them

To: Cao Cao

Who are you?

Cheng Shi

To: Wang Yi

I don't know who you are and I can't do magic

Cheng Shi

To: Xiahou Dun

(I don't know who this person is but I know I am important to them)

I can't help you with something involving magic

Cheng Shi

To: Cao Pi

I can't send troops to escort you, who am I a commanding officer?

Cheng Shi

To: Cao Pi

Am I? well tell someone else to do it

Cheng Shi

To: Zhang Liao

How is it my problem if this Cao Pi guy needs soldiers? how about you help him?

Cheng Shi

To: Xu Zhu

Get your own food fat man

Cheng Shi

To: Zhang He

Get your own makeup, and why do you people call me Xun Yu?

Cheng Shi

To: Zhang He

No, my name is Cheng Shi, not Xun Yu

Cheng Shi

To: Zhen Ji

Your Cao Pi's wife? well, you can tell him to get his own soldiers I am not doing anything for him!

Cheng Shi

To: Cao Cao

I am not disrespecting your son! Besides he needs to try to get stuff done by himself or he will be a spoiled child

P.S stop calling me Xun Yu

Cheng Shi

Cheng Shi realizes his Email account name is Xun Yu

Cheng Shi: oh wait, this Email address is Xun Yu, oh well better change it

To: Cao Cao

Yes, the Email address is changed to my actual name I don't even know why it is called Xun Yu

Cheng Shi

To: Cao Cao

Yes, I am ok what makes you think I am sick?

Cheng Shi

To: Cao Cao

No! I am not a guy name Xun Yu that lost his mind

Cheng Shi

To: Sima Yi

You never saw me? a guy name Cheng Shi? Well I never saw you too

Cheng Shi

To: Cao Ren

Assemble the troops yourself

Cheng Shi

To :Xiahou Yuan

Get your own arrows

Cheng Shi

To: Zhang Liao

Am I new here? I don't know myself

Cheng Shi

Suddenly Cao Cao burst through the door with a couple of guards

Cao Cao: you there! Have you seen Xun Yu ?

Cheng Shi: no

Cao Cao: then who answer all the Emails I send?

Cheng Shi: me sir

Cao Cao: you? a generic strategist? how dare you use a high-ranking strategist's computer!

Cheng Shi: I thought I was-

Cao Cao: bow down to your lord first!

Cheng Shi: what ?! for what?

Cao Cao: I am the commander of Wei and you are one of my generic strategists

Cheng Shi: stop calling me "generic strategist"! my name is Cheng Shi!

Cao Cao: generics have many names but they all are the same, now bow down!

Cheng Shi: fine! *bows down and stands up*

Cao Cao: it is strange how a generic like you does not follow my commands

Cheng shi: because I am not a generic person! My name is Cheng Shi! I am leaving!

Cheng Shi takes the computer and monitor with its peripherals and left leaving Cao Cao confused

Cao Cao: a generic with a personality? that is unusual

*Cheng Shi accidently meet Li Dian while walking*

Li Dian: you there Can you g-

Cheng Shi: get it yourself I am busy! *walks away*

Li Dian: what the…. (did a generic just talk back to me? I better report this, this is unusual)

Cheng Shi's house

Cheng Shi: a good thing I get this house for free because people say I am a high ranking official, oh well time to see more Emails

To: Xiahou Dun

Don't call me an unusual generic, why do you even Email me?

Cheng Shi

To: Xiahou Dun

Someone told you there is something wrong with me? well I don't feel sick

Cheng Shi

To: Xiahou Dun

What do you mean I should not have a personality? I can be whatever I want

Cheng Shi

To: Wang Yi

Ok who told you? you can tell me what to do because I am a "generic"

Cheng Shi

To: Wang Yi

What do you mean you are testing me and the result is "unusual" ok who assign you?

Cheng Shi

To: Cao Cao

Tell your Officers to stop calling me an "unusual generic" tell them to call me Cheng Shi

Cheng Shi

To: Xiahou Dun

The only thing I know is I work for some government

Cheng Shi

To: Xiahou Dun

Do I work for wei ? what is that ?

Cheng Shi

To: Sima Zhao

Don't be lazy get it done by yourself

Cheng Shi

To: Xiahou Dun

You want me to meet you and your boss at Xu Chang castle tomorrow? fine, I can finally know why you people say I am not normal, good night

Cheng Shu

Cheng Shu turns off the computer and goes to bed

I hope you guys enjoyed, I will make more soon