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About Last Night
Chapter 1
Rude Awakenings
Warm beams of morning sunlight flitted upon Sakura's face, steadily rousing her awake. She half-opened her green eyes and yawned, only to close them a second later. A few more minutes Mom But instead of drifting back to sleep, her eyes flew back open in alarm. She stiffened, upon realization that she was laying out in a clearing of the forest naked, on a blanket. The warm breeze blowing across her bare skin alerted her to this fact. Not only was she naked out in the middle of the forest, she was not alone. Her large eyes stared straight into a thick spiky mass of black hair.
AhhhShe darted up, covering her bare breasts. Lying beside her, on his stomach, was Sasuke. Her heart caught in her throat when she saw that he too, was naked. What the hell!? Well, it was not as if she had never fantasized about seeing Sasuke naked before, but she could not remember how she got like this in the first place! She had absolutely no clue!
A soft moan escaped her lips as she gazed upon his nude form. The muscles of his back were lean and defined from years of training. Her eyes traveled downward farther and she swallowed hard. He has such a nice ass It was rounded yet firm, just the way she liked it. She smiled.
A rather loud snore and movement made her fearfully aware that there was someone else on the other side of her too. No way She clamped her hand over her mouth and warily turned toward the loud breathing, knowing all too well whom it already could be.
NarutoHer mouth gaped open in shock, seeing that he too, was stark naked. She felt faint, and began to tremble. Seeing Sasuke was a pleasant bombshell, but seeing Naruto too. It was too much for her. She just had to be dreaming! What the hell did they do? She tried to remember last night's events. They were on their way back to Konoha from a mission. It was getting dark…and then nothing. She drew up a complete blank! So she did the only thing she knew to do.
She screamed.
Both Sasuke and Naruto jumped up at attention, grabbing for their kunai, when suddenly, it dawned on them that they did not have any weapons. Hell, they did not even have any clothes on!
"What the hell!?" Naruto bellowed, quickly covering his exposed private parts with his hands. "Where's my clothes?" What the hell is going on?"
"How should I know, loser!" Sasuke gritted out, he too, covering his nakedness.
"What did we do?" Sakura squeaked out, her eyes downcast as she sat on the blanket. She was desperately covering her breasts with her arms and crossing her leg over in an attempt to cover her private area.
In all the confusion and shock, Naruto and Sasuke had not even noticed that Sakura was just as naked as them. They both blushed wildly and quickly turned around. All three fell silent as each one tried to contemplate just how they managed to get into this awkward predicament. Sasuke was the first to break the silence.
"Does anyone have a clue as to what happened last night?" he asked, trying to sound as cool and calm as possible.
"I don't remember a damn thing!" Naruto exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was walking through the forest with you two, still clothed. We were on our way back to Konoha and it was starting to get dark." Naruto growled in frustration, trying to conjure up the rest of what happened. "Then…nothing! Damn it!" He stomped.
"I'm sore."
Both Sasuke and Naruto turned at hearing Sakura's small voice. "What?" They said.
Sakura sighed and spoke up. "I'm sore." She repeated. "Between my legs." Her face heating up with each word she spoke.
Sasuke turned pale. Could they have?
"You're injured, Sakura?" Naruto half asked, breaking Sasuke's train of thought.
"Sakura cover yourself with the blanket. I think I see our clothes just a few meters away." Sasuke walked off toward the rumple of clothes almost hidden on the ground. He carefully gathered them up, making sure he got all the pieces and weapons, and then walked back to Naruto and Sakura.
They silently put their clothes on, never looking at one another. Even after they finished getting their stuff together, they could not look each other in the eye. The tension surrounded them like a thick fog, the uncertainty of not knowing what really happened to them last night.
This bizarre situation was too much for Naruto. Waking up naked, with no memory of how or why or what happened, just seemed a little too out there for him. It had to have been some kind of trick. He could see the feeble anguish in Sakura's eyes and knew that she was taking this a bit harder then him or Sasuke. Even though it did seem they both knew something more about this then he did. He turned to look at her and smiled weakly.
"Are you sure you're okay, Sakura?"
She swiftly glanced up at Naruto, his question bringing her back to reality. The soreness between her legs had already started to subside. "Yeah, fine." She managed to reply and straightened up, ready for action. "I think we should head on back. By the looks of it." She looked around. "We're only five hours behind schedule."
Naruto grinned. That was more like the Sakura he knew. "All right!"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. It looked as if Sakura was trying to just push this incident under the rug, instead of pursue it. He guessed he could understand why. He already had a good idea of what happened and she probably did too, even if they did not have any memory of it. It did not take a rocket scientist to figure out that sex was involved. Of course, Naruto did not seem to have any inkling of this. Which did not surprise Sasuke at all. The question was... did Sakura only have sex with one of them or both? Just because all three of them were naked did not mean that they all had sex, did it?
"Okay, let's go." Sasuke agreed, and all three of them sprang from tree to tree trying to make it back to Konoha as fast as they could.
The large gates to Konoha were just up ahead. Sakura sped up. She wanted to get back as soon as possible. After what happened earlier today, she just wanted to take a long bath and go to sleep. But first, all three of them had to report back to Tsunade. That did not sit well with her. How was she going to explain the reason for them being late? Oh, sorry but I was naked in the middle of some forest with my teammates. How professional. All three of them stopped just short of the entrance.
Naruto looked at Sakura and scratched his head. "Why'd we stop?"
"Look, I don't think we should say anything about what happened this morning to Tsunade." She replied and shrugged her shoulders. "I just don't think it's important enough to go into our mission report."
Sasuke raised a brow. "Are you sure?"
Sakura started to feel a bit nervous having him stare at her like that. "Yes, I mean, we didn't notice anything missing or any marks on us. If it had been anything malicious don't you think we would have noticed back in the forest?"
Sasuke nodded. "True."
"Okay, so we agree." Sakura smiled, waiting for their approval.
Both of them nodded and then all three headed on through the gates. Sakura was relieved. She really did not wish to relay what happened in the forest this morning to Tsunade. Tsunade might want to have some sort of investigation into it and she did not want that. She was afraid that it would get out to the village that she was with both her teammates alone naked out in the forest. How would that make her look? Like a slut, that's what! Some easy chick! Her reputation would be ruined, that's for sure. After their meeting with Tsunade, Sakura could just put this whole incident behind her.
"Here is the report." Sakura handed Tsunade the report of their latest mission. She held her hands behind her back, clutching them together nervously.
Tsunade read through it and then looked up at the three of them, albeit suspiciously. Naruto was kind of rocking back and forth on the balls of his feet and Sakura was busy clutching her hands behind her back. Sasuke just stood with his hands in his pockets and stared at the floor with an unreadable expression on his face. Tsunade could feel something was up, or they were hiding something. But the report seemed to coincide with their story, but somehow she knew more had happened. She just couldn't pinpoint it. Without proper cause though, she had to let them go. She sighed. "Okay, dismissed."
All three started to pile out of her office. "Except for you Sakura."
Sakura froze for a moment. Naruto and Sasuke just gave her a slightly stunned look as they walked out of the office.
Tsunade got up from behind her desk and walked over to Sakura and smiled softly. "You know Sakura, you are one of my most accomplished students. If there is anything," Tsunade looked pointedly into her eyes. "and I do mean anything, wrong, you can always come to me."
Her heart began to pound against her chest. Did Tsunade know? Could she tell something had happened between them? No, She couldn't have. Sakura regained her composure. "Yes, I know, and thank I you for that."
Tsunade dipped her head. If there were anything wrong she guessed Sakura would have told her. Apparently, she had been mistaken. "You can go."
"Thank you." Sakura lightly bowed and walked out. As soon as she got out the door she exhaled. That was close She felt bad about not going ahead and telling Tsunade what happened to her and Naruto and Sasuke while out on the mission but it would have been totally embarrassing. Plus, it really was no big deal. Nothing bad happened. They could not remember it anyway. It was no big deal. She kept telling herself all the way home.
Coming in Chapter 2: Is it really just "no big deal" as Sakura thinks?
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