i got inspired and decided to test out my AU skills shot

its literally 3 am lol what am i doing awake

ive never been to college, but ive read a lot on it (dont ask im a boring person) so ill try my best to be realistic c:

sorry in advance for any mistakes im kinda a lazy person and dont edit you can kill me its ok

look children, cliche! sobs you'll understand around the second chapter... coughs


Chapter 1:

Roommates

I really hated this society. 'Oh look! Let's make these poor kids go to school at the age of fucking five and not release them until their lives as young vibrant kids is over and then make 'em work until they die!' Real fucking smart economy. The bitter thoughts just didn't have a halt, and flowed with ease through Eren's mind. The summer had sped past so quickly it'd put sonic to shame. The oh-so-wonderful thought of college just made Eren so jittery with a special happiness that motivated you to do something rash, like flip off an old lady, or kick a puppy.

Mikasa had dragged him after her to a expensive private college- er... academy. A world of stuck up punks, oh joy. Eren kept his negative thoughts inside, trying to see the better. He gratefully thanked his sister for giving him such a rare opportunity, and skipped happily off into a comical double rainbow backdrop, of sparkles and mystical wonders... Only to find it was the stained steel doors of his demise.

The upsides appeared rare, and Eren treasured them dearly, as if they were to slip away, Eren would die. And he probably literally would. Armin, followed by Eren's party of weirdos-or as they called it: mentally fabulous, following after. Mikasa had moved away to Europe to study architecture, and Eren didn't bother trying to understand. They'd grown apart so much, Eren found himself letting the weight of her absence lift from his shoulders rather quickly.

Eren's eyes trained on the slip of paper before him, giving him the advantage of his room number, floor, and wing of the school. God damn rich schools. He thought briskly, his chest colliding with a rather bony shoulder, followed by a harsh shove. His green eyes snapped up to a shorter male, he didn't take time to brew some tea and sit down with the fellow over a leisurely chat.

"Oi, watch where you're going, shitty brat." The guy said, quickly unlocking the cream colored door and turning the fancily decorated handle. He cursed under his breath, and Eren rolled his eyes, hip-checking the man aside and turning the door the opposite direction, it clicked open and he stared back at the shorty with mock interest.

"Shazam." Eren said lamely, wiggling his fingers as he backed away from the open door, acting as if he'd cast a magical enchantment on the door. The younger man rolled his eyes irritably, turning his back to Eren and stepping through the doorway to what Eren assumed was his new dorm. What room is this? 205. His room.

Oh helllll no. No fucking am I sharing a dorm with this short prick. "Bravo, idiot." The dude spat, his hands wrapping around the door in motion to close it. "Hold up, I'm your roommate." Eren grumbled, the man hesitated, and Eren swore he saw the guy's eye twitch. "Oh, lovely." He purred, sarcasm laced his words like Victoria secret panties.

Shuffling into the apartment with his few bags, compared to this stranger's one, he felt like a girl that packed more makeup than skin she had on her frame. Stranger, who Eren decided upon calling the man until he created a proper nickname based off the man's birth, or current name, shut the door, scanning the room with Eren.

The walls were painted a soft, baby blue, a mahogany carved fan hung from the ceiling, a bowl like glass shape above the blades that spun was emanating enough light to bathe the room in an almost natural color. On either side of the room a rectangular shape had been cut out of the wall, a bed set in the cubby like area, and a long desk for two people sat at the base of the window, separated by a board which stood atop the desk, offering extra shelves and pockets to keep things. There was a small hallway across from the desks, that led to a bathroom and two closets, both equally respectably sized.

The place had been cleaned before the students' arrival, and Eren noted the man's pleasure to the sight of a clean room. They retreated the opposite sides of the room, unpacking in a matter of 10-20 minutes, neither speaking.

Footsteps thumped down the hall, and the door swung open, a blonde boy fled into the room, arms extended towards the brunette. "Eren~!" He wailed, wrapping his arms around the taller boy and clinging for dear life as if Satan's hands had erupted from the earth to drag him under by the ankles.

"Armin? What's wrong?" Eren asked, returning Armin's hug with a protective one, looking around for someone who could have caused the blonde discord. "I missed you! That's what!" The boy whined, pulling away to look at Eren's maturing face. His features were more defined now, his green eyes as beautiful as ever.

Eren grinned crookedly at Armin, following Armin's gaze to the quiet male watching them with dismay. "Who's this?" Armin asked, looking back at Eren, who's hands shot up in defense. "I don't know, I haven't had a chance to meet him." Eren grumbled, and Armin furrowed his brows at Eren.

"How rude." He huffed, bouncing over to the guy. "Hello, I'm Armin, a friend of this moron over here." He said enthusiastically, holding his hand out in proper manner. "Moron is the correct term for his behavior." Levi implied, ignoring Armin's extended hand. "I'm Levi." He said, looking past Armin at Eren who was staring at his phone, leaning against the wall above his bed.

"Hey Armin, Mikasa says her college dorm is as big as her room at home, isn't that weird?" He shifted his gaze back to Armin, trying to ignore the fact this Levi? was it? whatever, this kid, was staring at him.

Armin furrowed his brows, "jeesh, they must be a lot more profitable than us." He observed, and Eren nodded slowly, shifting his gaze from Armin to Levi, to Levi to Armin.

"Anyway, who's your roommate?" Eren asked, settling on Armin's cheery face. He grinned at Eren excitedly, and really didn't have to tell now, Eren knew who. "Annie." He said, and Eren smirked at his friend. Him and Annie had met over the summer, and to Armin's luck, she was going to the same college. They started dating, and really hit it off. Eren felt a sense of pride for his bud, he deserved a good person to be there when Eren couldn't, because he wouldn't always be.

"I'm going to go help unpack, bye Eren!" And like that, without proper think time and response, Armin had dashed off, leaving Levi and Eren in his wake. Eren mentally rolled his eyes, setting his phone on his bed and walking over to great his roommate properly.

"Sorry, I'm Eren, I think I heard your name was Levi?" He said, trying to at least be somewhat polite, which the man took to negatively. "Good job, you can hear, Eren." His name sounded rather nice in Levi's voice, though Eren thought nothing of it.

Shrugging away Levi's rudeness, he trudged over to his bed, planning to sleep all day so he could meet up with the others to go out. They were planning to party all night. With that reassuring thought, Eren closed the front door, snorting at the thought of that, and laid down. He disappeared under the sheets, becoming a lump in the white blankets, which he found surprisingly soft and warm.

Eren succumbed to the darkness, falling asleep faster than he had anticipated. Levi kept some sort of polite demeanor, keeping the noise level down so his roommate could sleep. He wasn't a complete douche.

Roommates with a cute brat, I can see my fate being sealed already.


uhm ok it took me an hour to write this wtf its 4 am now

i got kinda lazy because my brain started shutting off so i didnt get to the good part in this chapter, but please enjoy! vwv

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