Kaepora, the Stalker
By Hoogiman

Disclaimer: All of the characters are the property of Nintendo

Chapter One

At three in the morning, Link, hoping to get some peace and quiet, tiptoed his way out of his humble abode, into the woods.

"Ah," said Link to himself with a great grin on his face, "A lovely view of nature, which I rarely ever get to see, because of the constant struggles of everyday life."

Link adored the stars, before continuing, "Sometimes I wish I could do this all of the time, just enjoying nature, without any interruptions."

A soothing flurry of wind blew onto Link's face.

"I could just go to sleep right no-"

"HOOTS HOOT!1" screamed Kaepora, landing so violently he destroyed the nearest house. "Have a nice sleep Link! Sleep is important! Very important! Sleep well now! Sleep is good!"

"And I would be enjoying it, if you weren't there," muttered Link, angrily.

"Press B to use the sword! Press up to use the Ocarina!" shouted Kaepora very loudly.

"Please will you be quiet?" asked Link impatiently.

"Press D to make me never have to talk again!" said Kaepora.

Link, in a spur of hope, grabbed the controller, studied it for a few seconds, and then glared angrily at Kaepora.

"There's no D button on the remote!" screamed Link, exasperated, "Why isn't there a D button?"

"What a shame, that means I'll have to be here all day, and all night!" said a jolly Kaepora. "All day, All night! All day, All night! All day, All night!"

Kaepora did a twirl.

"All day, All night!" said Kaepora jollily.

Link grabbed a shotgun, and shot at Kaepora.

"I'm not real, I'm just a figure of your cu-koo mind! Hahaha!" laughed Kaepora, as Link frantically tried to dispose of him.

Zelda walked up to Link. Holding a plate "Hi Link, I baked you some-"

Link accidentally shot at Zelda.

"Oh no! Look what you made me do!" said Link, angered.

"Hahaha," chuckled Kaepora.

"I hate you!" said Link angrily.

"Hahaha," chuckled Kaepora

The End (of the chapter)

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