To Cut a Vampire's Hair and other questions that plague me about Twilight Vampires
Interviewer~ italics!
Edward~ Bold
Bella~ Underlined
Nessie~ Bold and Underlined
Random Person Who will be Named, Or Not, When Featured~Boldly Italicized
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Hola, people of (Place what ever state you are currently thinking of)! And welcome to my interview with the newest branch of the Cullen Family!
~Applause~ ~Applause~
Yes, yes, thank you! Today, we will be answering a few of the questions that have been bothering the crew and I for quite some time! Now, who should we ask first?
Me! Oh, oh pick me!
Okay, Nessie! Does drinking a stoner's blood make you high yourself?
Well, I don't know because I've never drinken a stoner's blood, but it might effect me more than a full vampire.
Edward? Any thoughts?
It, uh, does, um, effect vampires, in a very intense way.
How so?
~Alice runs across stage~ Weeeeeee! ~Disappears~
That's how.
Ahh, , Bella, since you haven't been questioned yet, would you care to tell us if a vampire's hair can be cut?
Hee, hee
Yes, it's possible. ~Glares at Nessie~
I cut Auntie Rosalie's hair when I was a week old. ~smiles~
Hmm, there a special type of scissors you have to use?
Safety scissors. We tried it with other scissors later to fix her hair, so there wasn't a rondom chunk of hair missing, but it didn't work.
Okay, next question! If you were to yell from here, our studio in Forks, Washinton, would Aro, over in Italy, be able to hear you, and respond back?
Hmm, that's a good question. ~Yelling~ Aro, can you hear me?
~Aro's voice, distant~ Yes!
And there's your answer.
Okey dokey then. One more, then we'll take our commercial break. Does Alice know who killed Rosie Larsen?
~Alice, from off stage~ Yup!
Okay then, we're talking later, Alice. Now, viewers, after the commercial break, we will be taking questions from you and the live audience for the Cullens to answer. And if you just happen to be a vampire, and have found different results to any of the questions that have been asked so far, call in (write a review) and let us know your results! We'll be back after this commertial break!
Alright, people, here's the deal, I need at least three viewer questions and one challenge of one of my answers to write the next section of the show. So get suggesting!
~Isabelle~
