Chapter 1: Draco Malfoy- Money Honey

Everyone gathered in the Great Hall. Dumbledore was hosting a talent show tonight. Anyone could volunteer. "Welcome everyone to the Annual Crossovered Talent Show" Dumbledore announced going up on the stage. "We have a few guests as you've noticed!" he said with a smile.

"Over there by the Slytherin Table we have the plastics from Northshore High and The Upper East Siders from Manhattan!". The spotlight shone on Regina, Gretchen, Karen and Cady who waved and smiled at everyone. Then it shone on Nate, Serena, Blair, Chuck, Dan and Jenny who waved. Blair however tried to get more attention.

"Then we have over at the Hufflepuff table we have the gang from Mystic Falls and the amazing Cullen family!". Elena, Stefan, Damon, Bonnie, Caroline, Tyler, Matt and Jeremy waved. Then Bella, Edward and the Cullens waved.

"Then at the Ravenclaw table we have the gang from High School Musical!". Troy, Gabriella, Chad, Taylor, Ryan, Kelsi and Sharpay waved and smiled and everyone.

"And finally at the Gryffindor table we have a few Narnians, some brave knights of Camelot and our favorite fairy tale couple Prince Edward and Princess Giselle!".

Edmund, Lucy, Peter and Susan waved. Then the spotlight shone of Arthur, Merlin and a few knights who bowed with respect, Finally Edward and Giselle smiled and waved.

Dumbledore cleared his throat. "Now our first performance is from our own Draco Malfoy!".

The crowd cheered as Draco got on the stage wearing a tuxedo. He started to sing.

Damn I love the Jag, the

jet and the mansion Oh yea

And I enjoy the gifts and

trips to the islands Oh yea

It's good to live

expensive you know it but

My knees get weak, intensive

[Chorus]

When you give me k-kisses

That's money honey

When I'm your lover and your mistress

That's money honey

When you touch me it's so delicious

That's money honey

Baby when you tear me to pieces

That's money honey

That's M-O-N-E-Y, so sexy, I

That's money honey

Damn I'd love a boat by the

beach on the west coast Oh yea

And I'd enjoy some fine

champagne while my girls toast Oh yea

It's good to live

expensive you know it but

My knees get weak, intensive

[Chorus]

You know I appreciate the finer things

But it's not what makes me happiest baby

I can do without it babe

Your tender loving's more

than I can handle

Never burn out this candle baby, baby

[Chorus x3]

When you give me k-kisses

That's money honey

When I'm your lover and your mistress

That's money honey

When you touch me it's so delicious

That's money honey

Baby when you tear me to pieces

That's money honey

That's M-O-N-E-Y, so sexy, I...

Ron rolled his eyes once Draco was done with the preformance. "What a idiot".

Harry nodded amused "Tell me about it".