Ok, pplz, here it is! A stupid theory of mine, but it should be at least a little entertaining! ONESHOT!

Have you ever wondered how Kagome and Kikyo have the same soul, yet Kikyo is alive, and they are such different people.

Well, here's the answer to all your questions.

"ALRIGHT, INUYASHA! I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT!" Kagome yelled… at Inuyasha, of course.

"What? What did I do?" he asked, stubbornly, holding Kikyo in his arms (AGAIN!).

"PICK ONE OF US, DAMMIT!" Kagome yelled.

"Aaawww, but that ruin's the plot-line!" Inuyasha wined.

"Inuyasha, it seems that we are losing viewers and readers because there is no end to this stupid show. It would be most sensible if you picked someone already," Kikyo said, monotone.

"Ok, fine," he grumbled, "I pick…Kikyo!"

Kikyo smiled. Kagome readied her fish.

"No, Kagome! Wait-Kikyo! No, Kagome! Wait…I don't know!"

"PICK ALREADY!" Kagome and Kikyo both screamed.

"Ok…eenie, meeny, miny-moe…."

Kagome won.

"YIPPEE! Take that you dead bitch!"

"But…I suppose it will be as it will be," Kikyo said, hinting at some sadness…or some sort of emotion…

"But, I cannot go on living if I cannot be with Inuyasha," Kikyo said.

And, with that, she pulled an arrow from her…arrow-carrier-thingy…and stabbed herself.

"OH, DAMMIT, I STABBED MY FUCKIN SHOULDER!" she yelled in pain.

She attempted again.

"DAMMIT, I HIT MY ARM!"

Third time's the charm, right?

And with that, she gave herself a fatal blow, completing her dramatic exit.

"KIKYOOOOOO!" Inuyasha yelled, painfully holding his deceased love.

"Asshole. If your gonna cry about it, you could've stopped her BEFORE she stabbed herself," Kagome said, wagging her finger.

"Fine…I'm a big boy…" Inuyasha sniffled.

"Now, the point is that this stupid love triangle shit has come to an end!" Kagome exclaimed happily.

"Yes…let's go tell the others."

They went back to the campsite with their friends and drank to the end of Inuyasha's asshole-ish behavior.

However, the next morning, Kagome was less than her usual self. She began acting rather cold…and angry…and regretful…and like Kikyo!

"She hates me!" Inuyasha complained to Miroku, "And I picked her!"

"Perhaps, she's still possessing some left-over aggression from all the love triangle shit…" Miroku suggested.

Myoga knew the answer, though.

"You see, master Inuyasha, Lady Kagome was Kikyo's reincarnation. When Kikyo was revived, she thrived on the hatred from Kagome's soul. Now that that portion of Kagome's soul has been taken from Kikyo's body, it has reentered Kagome's soul," he explained.

"But…Kikyo and Kagome were so different! Could Kagome have really been Kikyo's reincarnation?"

"Absolutely. You see, Lady Kagome has a split personality. To put it simply, she's nuts, master Inuyasha."

Inuyasha didn't hear that, though.

"Your saying I get to have the optimistic chick and the cranky ass!" he exclaimed.

So, the mystery has been solved.

Kagome and Kikyo are so different because they're the same person, but with a split personality.

So, Inuyasha remained with Kagome while she slowly snapped back and forth from Kagome to Kikyo to Kagome to Kikyo, and the three of them lived happily ever after.

THE END!