Five Days

Monday…

I hate these days…

Getting up early,

Going to class…

Not "doing" you…

It's these days when I insist and you back off,

Not wanting to divert the attention from your studies…

Tuesday…

I manage to get by just looking at you…

In class,

During break,

At home...

I even look at you in your sleep!

*chuckle* By now you must be thinking:

"Does he stare at me and masturbate?"

*Laughing out loud* No… I never did…

Not because of your appearance,

But because I respect you.

Wednesday…

Half of the times until you're all mine again!

I'm so excited that I could buy you a gift!

Thursday…

*evil smile* Thank God you never read these entries…

I just wanted to tell you that I got a heck of a gift for you…

Let's just say its purpose is like the one Lily got in "How I Met Your Mother"…

Friday…

I'm gonna give you the gift tonight…

If you ask me where I got the idea for it…

Blame it on hentai…

I'm probably gonna be Maka-chopped,

But I hope you like that egg rotor I got for you…

Happy "1 year dating" Anniversary Maka…