Shadow Twin
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Chapter1
"… Team 7 Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Shikaia Nara. Team 8 Ino Yamanka, Shikamaru Nara, and Choji Akimichi. Team 9 is still active. Team 10 Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuuga, and Shino Aburame…" Hold up wait one fucking minute I am on team fucking 7 with Sasuke Uchiha. Oh my god the fangirls are coming after me I am going to die. Naruto is perfectly fine a little annoying sure, but he's a good friend used to help me and Shika ditch all the time, but Sasuke.
"… Your jounin sensei's will be here any minute. Good luck."
Well I guess since we have to wait I might as well take a nap. I woke up 3 hours later to find no one there except for my team. "Hey Naruto where is everyone?"
"Oh hey Kaia you're finally up. Our stupid sensei still isn't here."
"Hn"
That was obviously the almighty Sasuke's reply. A tall, silver hair, one eyed man walked in said"Meet me on the roof in five minutes." And shunshined in a swirl of leaves, he looked awfully familiar. "What a drag."
I got there in 15 minutes, since I walked there. When I arrived I saw them sitting down waiting for me. "This is going to troublesome isn't it?"
"Maa, how about we get to know each other. Tell me your name, likes, dislikes, and dreams starting with the emo."
The scarecrow commanded. Naruto and I burst into laughter at that. "Hn, my name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain man."
Well ok then he's certainly goth and suicidal, next.
"Blondie"
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I like ramen especially when Iruka sensei buys me some and I dislike the 3 minutes it takes for the ramen to cook. And my future dream is to be hokage! Then the whole village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody. Somebody important!"
Poor Naruto I knew he had it tough. "Alright next the Nara."
"What a drag. My name is Shikaia Nara or Kaia, but don't call me Shika because that's Shikamaru's nickname. I like sleeping, eating, reading especially Icha Icha, and soft things. I hate troublesome things and being woken up early. My dream is to become the Head of the TI division like Ibiki Morino and not die."
"I'm sorry did you say Icha Icha as in smut that's only supposed to be read by people 18 and older." Said the scarecrow.
"Old enough to kill, old enough to read smut oh and by the way what's your name sensei" "Alright fine but you have to tell me which is your favorite book. Oh and my name is Kakashi Hatake."
"I knew I've seen you before, I saw you in the bingo book. You're Kakashi of the sharingan eye or the shinobi that's copied over a thousand jutsus. The copy nin, and my favorite Icha Icha book is probably Icha Icha Paradise"
"Your parents even let you see bingo books. I'm not sure whether or not I should keep my eye on you and weirdly enough that's my favorite one too."
"Oh my god I think I love you, you just made a pun and you like Icha Icha." I think I fell in love; oh god is this how Ino feels towards Sasuke. No probably not.
"Anyways my cute little genin we have a survival test tomorrow at 0500. I don't suggest eating breakfast you might throw up." Then he vanished, Sasuke started walking away before I stopped him.
"Sasuke Uchiha we're having a team meeting right now."
"No, right now I'm going home."
"Did you know that the survival test is actually a test to weed out other genin. Only 33.3% will pass out of all of the other genin teams. The rest will end up in the genin corps. So right now we need to find out more information on Kakashi-Sensei and his 'survival test' so we don't fail."
"Fine Shikaia"
"Naruto I need you to ask the hokage, Sasuke go to the genin corps and see what you can find. I'm going to go ask other jounin. Meet at Ichiraku's in one hour. Alright go now."
Let's go see Shikaku Nara. I headed to the Nara compound to find my dad and from there I'll go ask my godfathers Inochi Yamanka and Choza Akimichi if I don't get the information I need.
"Otou-san what do you know about Kakashi Hatake and his 'survival test' "
Suddenly a fit of laughter was heard through the room
"My poor daughter has the jounin that has never passed a genin team"
"Otou-san don't make me call Okaa-san, and tell her you're bullying her favorite child, now tell me about his test and how I can pass."
"With the way you're going you're definitely going to be head of the TI division in no time."
"Flattery will get you nowhere Otou-san so tell me what I need to know about the copy nin before I tell Okaa-san where you keep your cigar and sake."
"There is no need for that I'll tell you. It's the bell test where you have to work together in order to get the bells even though there are only 2 bells"
"So we should work together and when we get the bells offer to give it to our other teammate"
"Yes, now please don't tell your mother about my sake."
"I won't, but if the test changes or Scarecrow sensei finds out you told me she will know faster than Shika can sleep. Bye Otou-san I have to go share this information with my team and see what else they know. See you in a couple of hours."
I headed to Ichiraku's before Naruto and Sasuke arrived, so I ordered myself a shrimp ramen.
"KAIA" I heard and then saw a flash of orange. "Hey Naruto, I'll tell you what I found out when Sasuke shows up. For now, order 3 bowls of ramen, and not a single bowl more since I'm paying."
"THANK YOU SO MUCH KAIA."
"Dobe shut-up will you." Guess who walked in the building, yup you got it the resident emo.
"Sasuke quite calling him dobe, and tell me what you found out."
"Hn, when I went to the genin corps. they didn't offer that much information, but they did say that we have to see what's 'underneath the underneath' "
"Ok so they were pretty much useless, Naruto tell me what the Hokage told you."
"Hokage-jiji didn't tell me anything except he knew I would pass."
"More useless information, well it's a good thing I found out what it's about. He told us not to eat breakfast to trick us, so eat something filling. It's a bell test he's going to offer us 2 bells even though we're 3 and tell us whoever doesn't get the bell goes back to the academy. That would cause us to be selfish and worry about no one but ourselves, but the whole test is on teamwork. So I need Naruto to tell us about his jutsus and then Sasuke needs to tell us about his and then I'll tell you about mine"
"Oh I know this really cool jutsu called the kage no bunshin, the Kawarimi and the henge."
"Ok Sasuke now tell us yours"
"Grand fireball jutsu, Phoenix flower jutsu, the academy 3 and that's it."
"OK well I now the academy jutsus, the shadow possession jutsu and the shadow paralysis jutsu. Oh and Naruto you do know that the kage no bunshin transfers their memories to you when they dispel."
"No wonder I got a headache when I popped them all at once."
That deserved a facepalm.
"Well now we need a plan. I have the least amount of chakra, but the best chakra control. So I should probably put him under my shadow possession jutsu. Naruto you're going to make the kage no bunshin but have 2 of them henge into Sasuke and I, so we can distract him. When you make the henged bunshin make sure you do it behind a smoke bomb so he doesn't notice that their clones. Also make sure you don't let those two get hit. Sasuke is going to wait for an opening to distract him while I trap him in my jutsu. Then Sasuke grabs the bells. You give one to Naruto and I. Then we try to give you one of ours so we pass the teamwork portion. Got it, good. Now go home, get to sleep and show up at 0900 because he's going to be late and eat something. Good night" I up and left.
"Otou-san, Okaa-san I'm home." I yelled when I got home. I went up the stairs and knocked on my troublesome brother's door to find out about his team.
"Shika, wake up."
"Troublesome twin had to wake me up, what do you want Kaia?"
"I just wanted to know about your team and jounin-sensei."
"They're all troublesome except for Choji, what about yours?"
"It's such a drag. Naruto has no brains, Sasuke has a stick up his ass, but my Sensei likes Icha Icha which is cool and I haven't been attacked by Sasuke's fangirls yet so that's good. Oh and I'm probably going to be the brains of the team because Naruto is slow and Sasuke only cares about himself... Hey Shika can I sleep here I don't feel like getting up."
"Sure little sis"
"By five minutes, Night"
"Goodnight"
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Haha People Can Go Fuck Themselves I Did this whole chapter in one day. There is probably a whole bunch of mistakes but I couldn't care less. If you hate on me with this story, I will go to your profile and roast your ass alive so don't try me. If you like it review positive stuff add it to favorites. And if you have a love interest in mind for Shikaia let me know. Oh and if you don't like cussing you can go fuck yourselves because I don't care and there probably will be lemons when she dating someone so you know if you can't handle it stop reading or I'll just right put when it happens and ends.
